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जो लड़किया शरीफ लड़कों को
फंसाकर बिना चूत दिये छोड़ कर दूसरे के साथ चली जाती
हैं,
वहीं अगले जन्म में कुतिया बनती है और
गली में चार पांच कुत्तों से चुदवाती हैं......
भडका हुआ आशिक .....

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Feb,16 2017
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ऐसी होली

फागुन में आई जब होली, एक चूत झूम के बोली,

कोई मेरे साथ भी खेले होली,

लण्डों ने बनाई टोली,

रात भर चूत टटोली,

सुबह उठ के चूत बोली,

माँ चुदाये ऐसी होली।

Uploaded By: Neeta Feb,14 2017
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चिडिया बैठी पेढ पे

मास्टर : आज सब बच्चे एक-एक मुहावरा बाेगे...
टिल्लु पहले तुम बोलो.
टिल्लु:- चिडिया बैठी पेढ पे उसने दिया मुत ,
सब मिलकर बोलो ढोलू की मा की चुत
मास्टर:- शाब्बाश...
तुमने तो ढोलू की मा चोद दी.
अब ढोलू तुम सुनाअो.
ढोलू:- कबुतर बैठा पेढ पे उसने दिया मुत,
टिल्लु की मा का भोसडा...
मास्टर की मा की चुत...

Uploaded By: Poonam Feb,9 2017
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सर के बाल

दीपिका पदुकोण :- पता नही क्यों सर के बाल बहुत जल्दी सफेद हो जाते है , मगर निचे के नही,,!!
आलिया भट :- पगली , निचे के बाल सर के बाल से 14 साल छोटे होते है...
नया है आग लगाओ

Uploaded By: Nikki Feb,6 2017
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गर्मी ने

लड़का :- गर्मी ने माँ चोद रखी है
लड़की :- क्यों,
पिताजी कहाँ गए हुऐ हैं ??

Uploaded By: Julie Jan,30 2017
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आधी रात को

दो लड़कियाँ आधी रात को घूम रही थी.
एक को डर लगने लगा
तोदूसरी बोली : डर मत..
अपना कौनसा कोई लंड उखाड़ लेगा

Uploaded By: Nikki Jan,27 2017
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गणित की टीचर

गणित की टीचर लड़कियों से..
अगर 1 मे 2 डालो तो क्या होता है?.
गर्ल : मिस ये तो आप का ही हौसला है..
वर्ना हमारी तो 1 से ही जान निकल जाती है…

Uploaded By: Julie Jan,25 2017
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Mujhse Bhi Bade Chutiye

Sirf Criminal Cases Aur Clash Of Titans Khelne Wale Bachche Jab Khud Ko Gamer Samajhne Lagte Hain To
KRK Bhi Apni Khidki Se Jhaank Ke Dekhta Hai ki Ye Kaun Aa Gaye Mujhse Bhi Bade Chutiye 

Uploaded By: Sunny Feb,25 2016
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Soch Aap Jaisi

Khud Kitni Beautiful Hai Aur Boyfriend
Itna Chutiya Pataya Hua Hai
Yes May be He's Not Gud Luking
But Definitely Uski Soch Aap Jaisi
Chutiya Nahi Hogi

Uploaded By: Tia Jan,18 2016
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College Degree

Agar Aap Apni Fb Timeline Par Worked At Student Likhte Hain
Toh Kasam Aapki Farzi College Degree ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Angel Jan,9 2016
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Ladkiyo Mein

Agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap 24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse rehte hein,
Toh aap Cocktail ke hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

Uploaded By: Varun Dec,2 2015
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Chicken Bucket

Non veg and shraab tuesdays & thursdays ko naa kha Peeke,
Agar aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse khush hojayenge,
To kasam KFC ke full Fried chicken bucket ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Nov,24 2015
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Case Solve

Agar CID dekhte dekhte aap khud aapne aap ko
ACP samajh ke case solve karne lag jaate ho
Toh kasam daya ke thappad ki Aap Chutiye Hain.

Uploaded By: Munni Nov,20 2015
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Baat Karti Hai

Dear boys agar aapko lagta hai ki har ladki jo aapse haske baat karti hai,
Wo aapko seduce karne ki koshish kar rahi hai to Aap Chutiye Hain.

Uploaded By: Santi Nov,17 2015
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Toofani Kehte Hai

Agar Aap Antarctica ke baraf main Thumbs Up ka bottle thanda karne ko,
Toofani Karna kehte hai to Global Warming ki kasam aap chutiye hain

Uploaded By: Rajaan Nov,9 2015
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I Saw

Mumbai me rehkar OMG I saw tusshar kapoor,
Today best day of my life.
Type status lagane wale,
Uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN.

Uploaded By: Nikki Nov,4 2015
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Saare Brahmand Me

Ladki k chakkar me suicide karne walo,
Saare brahmand ki nazron me,
Aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE HAIN.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Oct,29 2015
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Shades

Mall ke andar shades pehen kar ghoomne wale,
Jo apne aap aapko dude samajhte hain krupa dhyan de Aap dude nahi AapChutiyeHain.

Uploaded By: Tia Sep,24 2015
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Khadi Gaadiyan

Agar aap traffic jam me ye samajhkar horn bajate rehte hai ki aapke aage khadi gaadiyo me chutiye log bethe hai to wo nahi balki Aap Chutiye Hain.

Uploaded By: Tia Sep,4 2015
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Recharge Degi

Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai Ki Aisi comments me Link copy paste karke Aap Ko Free Me Mobile Recharge Degi To Kasam 2G Scam Ki Aap Chutiye Hai.

Uploaded By: Poonam Aug,18 2015
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Sirf Criminal Cases

Sirf Criminal Cases Aur Clash of Clans Khelne Wale Bachche Jab Khud Ko Gamer Samajhne Lagte Hain
To KRK Bhi Apni Khidki Se Khaank Ke Dekhta Hai Ki Ye Kaun Aa Gaye Mujhse Bhi Bade Chutiye

Uploaded By: Roopa Aug,18 2015
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Aapko Dude

Mall ke andar shades pehen kar ghoomne wale, jo apne aap aapko dude samajhte hain…krupa dhyan de… Aap dude nahi @AapChutiyeHain.

Uploaded By: Mariya Aug,1 2015
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Kasam Gf Ki

Agar aap ke dost apse,
Apki gf ke budday ki,
Treat mangte hai aur,
Palat ke aap unhe treat,
De bhi dete hai.
To kasam apki gf ki maa ki.
Aap Cxxtiye Hain.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jul,16 2015
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Bank Main

Pitaji ko 12 Lakh (B.Tech-M.tech/MBA) ki topi pehna k
Ab KuLandi Dabra Coaching mein Bank P.O. ki Tyaari kar rhe Chirkuto kasam se
Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Mariya Jul,15 2015
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Best Day

Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,15 2015
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Leptop Me Deta

Agar aapne 2 TB Hard disk sirf apne pc se laptop me data transfer karne ke liye khareedi hai to kasam crossover ethernet cable ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Shilpa Jul,13 2015
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Plastic Ke Plates

Agar aap sadak chhap Pani-Puri k stall pe plastic k plates n spoons mangte ho aur khud ko Hygienic samjhte ho, Toh kasam ragde pe lage hue kachre ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Rehan Jul,13 2015
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App Aur App ki BIke

Agar ap apni splendour ka silencer nikalwa ke sochte hai ab wo sports bike type lagegi toh mechanic bhi kahega 

Uploaded By: Munni Jul,8 2015
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Chutiye hai

Home Loan dusre bank ko transfer karke bacha hua byaj se pure parivaar ko vacation pe le jayange to World Bank bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jul,7 2015
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Chutiye hai

Daaru mujhe chadti hi nahin bolte hue zyaada peekar mehenge Scotch ko ultee maarne waalon,
aapko to Johnny Walker khud aake kahega ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,7 2015
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SEX

Girl after SEX asked her Boy Friend .
Tum itna jaldi kyun thak jate ho main to nahi
thakti
Boy Friend - Sadak kabhi khatam hoti hai kya

Uploaded By: Karan Jun,2 2015
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BOOBs

BOOBs ki aatmkatha
Mera janam 12 saal baad hua,
rang layi mere chahne walo ki dua.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Jun,2 2015
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chupa liya

Muddat ke baad dekha to badli hui thi woh
Naa jane kya Hasda hua. sahmi hui thi woh
Usne mujhe dekh ke apna Chehra to chupa liya.

Uploaded By: Savita Jun,2 2015
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Wife

Husband to wife
Aaj tumhari behan ko apne ghar me dekh kar
bohot khushi ho rahi hai.

Uploaded By: Rahul Jun,2 2015
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Antarctica Main Thums up Thandda Karne Wale

Agar Aap Antarctica ke baraf main Thumbs Up ka bottle thanda karne ko 'Toofani Karna' kehte hai, to Global Warming ki kasam aap chutiye hain

Uploaded By: Sophia May,26 2015
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OMG I Saw Tusshar Kapoor

Mumbai me rehkar 
"OMG I saw tusshar kapoor 
today- best day of my life!!"
type status lagane wale, 
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki aap chutiye hain

Uploaded By: Roopa May,26 2015
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Tere Liye Chand Taretod Lau

Agar aap apni girlfriend ko kehte
ho"tu kahe to tere liye chand
taretod lau"
toh kasam NASA ka spaceship se
nikalte hue smoke ki Aap lover
nahi balki
Aap Chutiye Hai

Uploaded By: Santhosh May,26 2015
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pyar ka panchnama

agar aap apni ex ka phone yeh
soch kar uthate hain ki woh
shayad wapis aana chahti hai to
"pyar ka panchnama" ki kasam
aap chutiye hain.

Uploaded By: Rahul May,26 2015
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TB Hard disk

Agar aapne 2 TB Hard disk sirf apne pc se laptop me data transfer karne ke liye khareedi hai to kasam crossover ethernet cable ki Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Karan May,7 2015
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Jalan Aur Dukh

Agar aapke padosi, friend ya kisi rishtedar ne nayi gaadi, mobile yaa or kuch khareeda aur aapko us se jalan aur dukh ho raha hai to kasam se, Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Aakash May,7 2015
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Nice one

Oye Airtel India, agar aap 1rs mein video dikhane ka promise karke uspe 10rs surfing chargers lagate hai, to Nokia 3315 bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Karan May,7 2015
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Gaadi Lagakar

Already parked gaadi ke peeche apni gaadi lagakar, aur ek inch bhi jagah na chhodne waale log, traffic police wala bhi kahega Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Angel May,7 2015
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Aap Mard

agar aapko lagta hai aap mard hoke "I'm sad" tweet karoge aur koi aapse puchega kyun toh Forever Alone log bhi bolenge Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Farhan May,7 2015
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Khaanewale couple

Ek golgappe ko 1/2 banaake adhe adhe khaanewale couple, chote bachche bhi hagte hue bolenge Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Rahul May,7 2015
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DSLR leke ghoomna

Har Ek nahi but Koi-Koi Boner zaroori hota hai - Agar aap Nahi maante to un saare mehnge DSLR leke ghoomte hue cheap Photographers ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Liza May,7 2015
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Peshab karte waqt nishaan

Agar aap Peshab karte waqt nishaane se chook jate hain toh aapki Tango par lage hue cheento ki kasam Aap Chutiye hain.

Uploaded By: Angel May,7 2015
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Safely Remove

Who uses the safely remove option when copying in a Practical exam from a pen drive If so toh woh computer bhi kahega aap ko Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Aisha May,7 2015
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Logo ke status

Agar aap facebook pe logo ke status pe ho rahe comments-arguments ke panch bante hai toh Narad muni ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Jessie May,7 2015
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Logo ke status

Agar aap facebook pe logo ke status pe ho rahe comments-arguments ke panch bante hai toh Narad muni ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Jessie May,7 2015
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Aishwarya k Baby

Agar aapko lagta hai ki Aishwarya k BabyB ki khushi main petrol Rs 2.25 sasta hua hai to Bacchan's ki kasam Aap Chutiye Hain

Uploaded By: Raj May,7 2015
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