STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Alia joined new job.
1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.
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Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India.
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Atif Aslam live in an Exam
Kuch is tarah...
Teri copy, meri copy se miladay,
Answer teray...saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,
Tu her ghari her waqt sir k sath raha hai,
Han yeh jism bloody fool abhi kaanp raha hai,Jo solution hain ye teray.unhain tu mera pata dy!Kuch estrha tera paper mere paper c milade
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Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Dont worry, pool me paani nahi hai
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Ek Bollywood Actress Ke Ghar
Aag Lag Gaee
Aag Par Qabu Panay Main 10 Minut Lagay
Aur
Aag Bujhany Walon Per Qabu Panay Main
40 Minute Lagay..lolz
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Top 5 funny shops :-
1. Mallika Textiles,
2. Salman Marriage Beureau.
3. Dolly Bindra Fitness center.
4. Dharmendra Dance
School.
5. Rakhi Sawant Satsang
Kendra.
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Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.
Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.
Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!
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