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Will Get Waste

Girl To Doc: Doc I took An I-Pill By Mistake..
Doc: Now Get fucked As Much
As You Want Within 72 hrs,
Else your Money Will Get Waste.

Uploaded By: Aakash Mar,23 2016
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Tables Aata He

Mom: Kyu Rote ho
Son: Dad ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di
Mom: Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga
Son : BazU Wali Aunty Ko Kaunse Tables Aata He

Uploaded By: Raj Mar,22 2016
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Hi Utar Jaye

Ek Din Ek Nokrani Ko Ghar Ki Safaai Karte Waqt Condom Mila,
Toh Vo Condom Maalkin Ko Dikhate Hue Boli. Ye Kya Hai Bibi Ji.
Maalkin: Kyun Tere Gaon Mein Log Sex Nahi Karte Hai Kya?
Bai: Karte To Hai Par Itne Zor Zor Se Bhi Nahi Karte Ki Khaal Hi Utar Jaye

Uploaded By: Sneha Mar,21 2016
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Pehen Li Thi

Pappu: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi Ki Panty Utarunga
Friend: Kya Baat Hai , Aaj Toh Badey Mood Mein Ho
Pappu: Mood Ki Aisi Ki Teshi,
Bahut Tight Hai , Subha Galti Sey Pehen Li Thi

Uploaded By: Nikki Mar,19 2016
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चौकीदार को हटा सकते हैं।

संता- बिजनेस अच्छा नहीं चल रहा है
अगर तुम खाना बनाना सीख लो तो कुक को हटाया जा सकता है। प
त्नी- अगर तुम रात के काम करना सीख लो तो ड्राइवर, माली और चौकीदार को हटा सकते हैं।

Uploaded By: Aisha Mar,18 2016
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साथ नाइसाफी है

संता ने कस्टमर केयर पर फोन किया
हिंदी कके लिए 1 दबाये
अग्रेजी के लिए 2 दबायें संता- साला ये हिंदी वालों के साथ नाइसाफी है

Uploaded By: Munni Mar,17 2016
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Lauda Suja Liya

Muddat Se Thi Tumko Chodne Ki Aas;
Magar Didar-e-Choot Ko Chaddi Mein Daba Diya;
Kisi Ne Di Jab Khabar Apke Chudne Ki;
To Itni Mari Muth Ke Apna Lauda Suja Liya

Uploaded By: Varun Mar,16 2016
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Chut ke Aagosh Me

Bachpan khoya JOSH me,
Jawani khoi Swapnadosh me,
Budhapa aaya tab aya HOSH me,
Pata chala ki mai akela nahi,
Puri Duniya dubi hai is Chut ke Aagosh Me.

Uploaded By: Mariya Mar,15 2016
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Honey Singh on phone

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai Ghar,
Hai Paisa Hai Gadi... 2 Jodi Me Ladki Bhejo, Ladki Hui Humari..
Uncle : Hai Gun Hai Talwaar Hai Aari,
Dubaara Phone Kiya To Ma Chod Denge Tumhari..

 

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Mar,14 2016
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Lipat Jata Hai

Only 16 Read This .
Naukrani : BiBiji, Apni Saree Wapas Le Lo
Lady : Kyun.
Naukrani : Jab Pehanti Hun To Sahab , Aap
Samajh Ke Dhyan Hi Nahi Dete,
Ulta Driver Pichhe Se Lipat Jata Hai

Uploaded By: Rehan Mar,11 2016
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Khushi Ke Aansoo

A Girl Was Handling A Boy’s Cock For The First Time.
After Some Time Few Drops Came Out, She Sked What’s That,
Boy Said : Yeh Khushi Ke Aansoo Hai, Pagli

 

Uploaded By: Abhishek Mar,10 2016
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Paida Na Kare

Girl : Condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper : Kis Liye
Girl Gusse se : Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi,
Taki Tere Jaisa Dusra Chutiya Paida Na Kare

Uploaded By: Sophia Mar,9 2016
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Mar Dete Hai

Ise Jor Jor Se Padho
Ah Aah Aaaah Uie Uiee Uieee
Yes Yes Yes No No No Yes.
Yes Aaaaah
Dekha Hum To Mobile Pe Bhi Gaand Mar Dete Hai

Uploaded By: Sophia Mar,8 2016
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I-Pil Khati Hai

Eclairs Aur i-Pil Me Kya Fark Hai,
Socho.Aur Socho.
Choti Bachhi Eclairs Khaa Ke Masti Karti Hai Aur
Badi Bachhi Masti Karke I-Pil Khati Hai.

Uploaded By: Rahul Mar,7 2016
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Bra Panty Pehnne

Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne Sms Kiya:
Har Adami tTere Nange Badan Pe Barse,
Tere Jevan Mein Aaye Itne Customer,
Ke Tu Pura Sal Bra Panty Pehnne Ko Tarse.

Uploaded By: Tina Mar,5 2016
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Pichli Gali Ka Ramu

Doctor : Aaj Hospital Mein Ek Bohat Ajeeb Dead Body Hai
Biwi : Q Kya Tha.
Doctor .: Uss Ka 1 Foot Ka Tha
Biwi : Haye Pichli Gali Ka Ramu To Nahi Mar Gaye

Uploaded By: Priya Mar,4 2016
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Kal Phir Ayenge

Wife : Kal 3 Chor Aye Aur Mera Zordar Rape Kar Ke Chale Gaye
Husband : Tumne Unhe Roka Nahi..
Wife : Bahut Kaha Rukne Ko, Bole Ab Aur Takat Nahi Hai, Kal Phir Ayenge

Uploaded By: Tina Mar,3 2016
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Bhosda Qabul Karo

Lady : Mujhe Kal Apne Husband Ke Birthday
Par Kiya Gift Dena Chahiye.
2nd Lady : Raat Ko 12 Bajte He Apni Taange
Khol Kar Kehna.
Jahanpanah Tussi Great Ho Bhosda Qabul Karo

Uploaded By: Jessie Mar,2 2016
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Needs Panties Too

Customer : My Wife Needs A Bra But I Don’t Know The Size.
Salesgirl : Touch My Breast And Try To Calculate.
Customer : Oh I Forget He Needs Panties Too.

Uploaded By: Viraj Mar,1 2016
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Yad Kar Rahe Hai

Sex Karte Wakt Ladki KoHichki Aayi.
Pappu Kya Hua, Maine Bahut Jor Se Dala Kya?
Ladki : Nahi Re Chutye, Jaldi Kar, Or Bhi Log Yad Kar Rahe Hai.

Uploaded By: Munni Feb,29 2016
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Dal Dal Ke Mar Jaungi

1 Sexy Ladki Noli Jab Bhi Zuba Par Tera Naam Ata Hai,
Ye Hath Niche Chala Jata Hai
Tumhe Pane K Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jaungi
1 Bar Lele Vrna Ungli Dal Dal Ke Mar Jaungi.

Uploaded By: Chameli Feb,27 2016
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Tujhe Periods Na Hua

eri Galiyo Men Na Rakhenge Kadam Aaj Ke Baad.
Suna Tujhe Periods Na Hua Sanam Us Raat Ke Baad

Uploaded By: Aisha Feb,26 2016
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1 Kha Lenge

11 Girls Ask The Fruit Seller To Give 11 Banana.
Fruit Seller I Am Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas.
1Girl Said Le Le Yaar,1 Kha Lenge.

Uploaded By: Nikki Feb,25 2016
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लौड़ा मुह में दे देंगे

लडकिया चुनरी से मुह तो ऐसे बांधती है
जैसे कोई लड़का पास चलतेचलते
लौड़ा मुह में दे देंगे

Uploaded By: Viraj Feb,24 2016
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Chutmari Hoga

Teacher : What Comes Before K
Santa : Bhosdi
Teacher : Get Out
Santa : Shayad Answer Chutmari Hoga

Uploaded By: Jessie Feb,23 2016
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My Bed Room

Boy : I Am 20years Old, What About You,
Girl : I Am Also 20 Years Old.
Boy : Then Come To My Bed Room,
Girl : For What,
Boy : For Playing 20-20.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Feb,22 2016
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wife’s Boobs.

Santa Comes Bleeding.
Banta: What Happened,
Santa: Jaggu Hit Me With Hammer.
Banta : Didn’t You Have Anything In Your Hands,
Santa : I Had. Banta : What Santa : His wife’s Boobs.

 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Feb,19 2016
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Neeche Se Daal

Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door Bell.Lady From Inside :
Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.
Tumse Accha To Paperwala Hai Jo Chup Chap Neeche Se Daal Deta Haai.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Feb,18 2016
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Sex Education Ki Class

Teacher Ne Sex Education Ki Class Mein Ladkiyo Se Pucha.
Teacher : Kya Kisi Ko Pata Hai Ki Condom Ki Full Form Kya Hai
Chinki Huste Hue : Mam, Control On Natural Drops Of Men Is Called Condom
Bechari Teacher Chinki Ka Muh Dehti Rah Gayi

Uploaded By: Rahul Feb,17 2016
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Bra Upar Kar

Husband : 1 Glass Doodh Dena.
Biwi : Bra Upar Kar Ke Boli Muh Laga Kar Pee Lo
Sardar : Kamini, Teri Isi Harkat Ke Karan Me Pani Nahi Mangta

Uploaded By: Nikki Feb,16 2016
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Cycle La Dena

Man: Sex Ho Jaye?
Wife: No.
Man: Jewellary Le Dunga.
Wife: No.
Man: Car Le Dunga.
Wife: No, No, No.
Beta So Raha Tha, Bich Me Bola, Meri Marlo, Cycle La Dena.

Uploaded By: Angel Feb,15 2016
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Sex Ker Saken Ge

Girl Friend : Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai
Boy Friend : That’s Good,
PHir To Hum Condom Ke Bagher Sex Ker Saken Ge.

Uploaded By: Farhan Feb,12 2016
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Basanti Chaddi Utar

Gabbar: Basanti Chaddi Utar.
Viru: Nahi Basantiin Kutto Ke Samne Chaddi Mat Utarna.
Basanti: Viru Dar Mat Maine Chaddi Pahni Hi Nahi Hai.

Uploaded By: Gujju Feb,11 2016
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फ्री बना दूंगा

लड़की: घुटने से ऊपर जानवर का टेटू बनाने का कितना लोगे
टेटू वाला: शेर,खरगोस का 100 पर जिराफ का फ्री बना दूंगा

Uploaded By: Sunny Feb,10 2016
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Neche Ka Surakh Suraakh

Aadmi ko Zindgi mein sirf 2 cheezein achhi milni chahiye:
Khuraak aur Ladki Ke Neche Ka Surakh Suraakh

Uploaded By: Priya Feb,9 2016
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लेट के मना लूंगी

सास: आने दो मेरे बेटे को उसे बैठकर समझाउंगी तेरी करतूत।
बहु: कोई फैदा नहीं।
सास: क्यों?
बहु: तुम बैठकर समझाओगी और मैं लेट के मना लूंगी।

Uploaded By: Angel Feb,8 2016
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Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi

Muslim Ladki Ke Fayde Ek Hindu Ladke Se Shaadi Karne Ke.
Burkhe Se Aajadi,
7-8 Deliveries Se Rahat, Talak Ka Koi Khatra Nahi,
Saaf Daadi Wala Pati Aur Puri Lulli.

Uploaded By: Raj Feb,6 2016
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झाड़ी मे भूत

हर हिलती हुई झाड़ी मे भूत नही होता,
हो सकता है कोई उसमे अपनी मोहब्बत को अन्जाम दे रहा हो

Uploaded By: Praveen Feb,5 2016
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Blouse Mein

Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein PaiseKyun Rakhti Ho?
Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale
Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz
Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai

Uploaded By: Nikki Feb,4 2016
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Uncle Ko Pila Dungi

Train Mein Lady Bachche Ko Doodh
Pilate Hue: Pee Le Warna Uncle Ko Pila Dungi,
Thodi Der Baad Uncle: Beta Jaldi Se Decide
Kar Tere Chakkar Mein
2 Station Already Aage Aa Gaya Hun.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Feb,3 2016
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Bister Mein To

Lady 2 Maid: Tu Saare Kaam Mein Bekaar Hai.
Maid: Bister Mein To Aap Se Aachi Hoon.
Lady: Tujhe Saab Ne Bola Kya?
Maid : Nahin, Driver Bol Raha Tha.

Uploaded By: Mariya Feb,2 2016
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Fasa Ke Rakhta Hai

Husband : Shadi Ke Baad Zindagi Kutte Jaisi Ho Gayi Hai
Wife: Kutte Se Kya Barabari Karoge,Wo Toh 1 Ghanta Fasa Ke Rakhta Hai.
Tumhari 3 Min Me Gaand Fatt Jati Hai.

Uploaded By: Nikki Feb,1 2016
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Gaand Phaadh Deta

Ek Mohabbat Hi Nahi Hoti Duniya Mein
Dard Ki Wajah.
Zip Me Aaya Lawda Bhi Gaand Phaadh Deta

Uploaded By: Neeta Jan,29 2016
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Zor Se Hilane Laggi

Aurat Apne Breast Ko Zor Zor Se Hilane Laggi
Phir Apne Bache Ko Dood Pilane Lagi
Husband: Yeh Kia Ker Rahi Thi,
Aurat: Sharma ji Wo Milkshake Bana Rahi Thi,

Uploaded By: Raj Jan,28 2016
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Chudana Hai

Ladka: I Love You Baby..
Ladki: BossdK Ab Kis Ka Ghar Khali Hai
Jahan Mujhe Chudana Hai

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Jan,27 2016
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Chusti Hai

Teacher: Chawanprash Khaane Se Din Bhar Chusti Rehti Hai.
Student: Kis Ka Chusti Hai

Uploaded By: Nikki Jan,25 2016
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Meri Piche Se

Ek Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar Ho Gaya,
Rote Hue Usne Apni Friend Ko Bataya
Friend Boli: Maine Tujse Kaha Bhi Tha Ke Aage Se Dhyaan Rakhna
Ladki Boli: Maine Aage Se Pura Dhyaan Rakha.
Par Kya Karoo Usne Meri Piche Se Gaand Maar Li

Uploaded By: Mariya Jan,23 2016
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Bacho Se Pucha

Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha
Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta
Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Uploaded By: Tina Jan,21 2016
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Bahut Bada Hai

Girl To Surgeon: Boyfriend Ka Bahut Bada Hai.
Andar Jate Hi Liver Se Takraataa Hai.
Surgeon: Chotaa Kar Du?
Girl: Nahi Liver Thoda Uper Kar Do

Uploaded By: Karan Jan,20 2016
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Mera Pakad

Boy: Yaar Kal Exam Hai,
Tum Mujhe Subah Jaldi Utha Dena.
Epic Reply From His Friend
Mera Pakad Kar So Ja, Ye Subah Mujhse Pehle Uth Jata Hai

Uploaded By: Neeta Jan,19 2016
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