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11 year old girl realized growing hair between her legs.

Got worried and yelled mom about hair.

Mom calmly said "That's part where hair has grown is called a monkey, be proud that ur monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her elder sister "My monkey has grown hair."
Her elder sister smiled and said "That's nothing, mine started eating bananas." :D :D

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Bacha Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai:Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua??

Maa: Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Tha,

Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya?

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Aankhon Ko Kaajal Lagata Dekh Kar Choot Rone
Lag Gayi.
Aankh Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: ?Bahan Ro Kyu
Rahi Ho??
Choot Rote Hue Boli: ?Arey Isliye Ro Rahi Hun
Ki, Log Dekhnege Tujhe Aur Thokenge Mujhe?

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A dad sees his son swatting a honeybee.

He says, "For that, no honey for a month.

The next day, he sees his son killing a butterfly.

He says, "For that no butter for a month."

The next day, he sees his wife kill a cockroach.

The son says, "Dad you want to tell her or should I?"

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The Teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A Seatbelt

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Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes..

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Why do Doctors always advise Heart patients to have sex only with their own wife ?

Ans : Because there is no risk of excitement...!

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Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha...

Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak
Kyyu Nahi Karte ?”

Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni
Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“

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One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?
Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!

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Marzi Ka Sex Paap Nahi Hota..

Piche se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi Hota..

Condom Zarur Lagana Mere Dost

Qki..

Sex k Waqt POPAT Ke Pass Dimag nahi hota.

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AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.

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A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"?
Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.."

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Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!

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Apki Aaj ki Rashi:
Lund ki Pakad Dhilli Rahegi;
Choot ke Darshan Nirasha Janak Honge;
Muth Marne Ka Yog Hai;
Gand Pe Vishesh Dhyan Dein.. Koi Bhi Mar Sakta Hai!

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A Bill shall be passed for females to have sex compulsorily with their husbands on demand.
Please support in big numbers for this
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"Thokpaal Bill" at Ras Lila Maidan!

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How did Gabbar Singh avoid having kids?
After screwing, he would tell his wife -
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Le, Aba Goli Khaa!

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Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do!

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A Risky Question:
Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
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Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!

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Maine Paani Manga To Sagar Mila;
Phool Manga To Bagicha Mila;
Ghar Manga To Aalishan Mahal Mila;
Lekin Jab Gaand Mangi To Tumhara Number Mila!
Main Kab Aaun, Teri Lene?

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Dost Tera Naam Main Kya Rakhu;
Sapna Rakhu Toh Andhura Rahega;
Dil Rakhu Toh Kahin Tut Na Jaye;
Fir Socha Ke:
Lauda Rakhu - Jarurat Padegi Tab Khada Toh Rahega!

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Two girls went for a sex change operation to Bangkok.
Both returned after 2 weeks and anxious friends and family members were waiting at the airport.
The moment they saw their friends and family members, they both smiled broadly and shouted:
"Laude Lag Gaye! Laude Lag Gaye!

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A couple were having sex in U.P. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
Husband: BC Light Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun
Wife: Haan... Main Bhi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun!

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Gujju Lady: Mane Divorce Joye Che, Mara Pati Active Nathi.
Judge: Pun Tamara Pati To Kabaddi Champion Che.
Gujju Lady: Eej To Problem Che. Khali 'Touch' Kari Ne Bhagi Jay Che!

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Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai?
Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe...
"Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Ke Khana!"

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Car Mein Radio Ka Antena Aur Ladki Ki Taangein Jitni Jyaada Upar Hogi,

Connection Utna Hi Achha Aur Behtar Hoga!

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Mehnat Itni Khamoshi se Karo ke Safalta Shor Machade.
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Pregnancy is one of the best examples!

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Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?
Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali!

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Choot

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Ab "Vim Bar" Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot!
You Dirty Mind, Tum Kya Soch Rahe The?

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The Changing Times:
1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!

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Sex Karo Daily, Jab Aapki Girlfriend Ho Akeli;
Na Ho Aapki Girlfriend Toh Ragdo Uski Saheli;
Aur Aggar Na Mile Saheli, Tu Zindabad Hatheli;
Jawaani Yunhi Nikal Jayegi, Isse Enjoy Karo Daily!

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