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Alok Nath
क्लासिक के नाम

यदि हनी सिंह , मीका और बादशाह जैसी प्रजाति के गायक और बढ़ गए तो,
आने वाले 10 साल बाद क्लासिक के नाम पर सिर्फ सिगरेट ही मिलेगी।

Uploaded By: Varun Jan,17 2017
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My Sanskaar

Bahu: I Am Going To Supermarket
Aloknath: Take My Sanskaar
Bahu: Ab Baas Bhi Karo
Aloknath: Arre I Mean My Son's Car

Uploaded By: Sophia Jan,18 2016
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Sawal Khada Hota

Alok Nath: Sunny Darling Tumhe Kam Kapdo Me
Dekh Kar Mere Man Me Ek Sawal Khada Hota He....
Sunny Leone:Chup Buddhe
Aaj Kal Tere Case Me Sirf Sawal Hi Khada Hota Hai

Uploaded By: Karan Jan,9 2016
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Babuji Ka Jor

Bande Hai Hum Sanskari Hampe Babuji Ka Jor
Lena Unka Aashiread Nikale Rajeshree Ki Aur
Rishte Hai Folaadi Aur Virgin Har Kadam
Apni Aankho Kanyadaan Dekhne Aaj Chale Hai Hum

Uploaded By: Liza Jan,4 2016
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Alok Nath Hon

Jab Babuji Alok Nath Hon,
Toh Emraan Hashmi Bhi Sanskari Hon Jata Hey.

Uploaded By: Liza Dec,16 2015
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Meri Jaan Lijiye

Rekha: Dil cheez kya hai aap meri jaan lijiye.
Aloknath: Jaan cheez kya hai aap mera aashirwad lijiye.

Uploaded By: Roopa Dec,2 2015
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Aloknath Was Born

When aloknath was born,
Nurse said: Mubarak ho, beti ka baap paida hua hai.

Uploaded By: Tina Nov,24 2015
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Hamari Sanskriti

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ke
Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath aakar
Unse bola: Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti hai.
Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai,
Aapki Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi.

Uploaded By: Nikki Nov,20 2015
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Parivaro Ka Milan

During wedding all the family members of alok nath & his wife,
Took the phere around agni Bcz he thinks,
Shadi do logo ka nhi, do parivaro ka milan hai.

Uploaded By: Nikki Nov,17 2015
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Kingfisher KA Plane

Air hostess to Alok Nath: Sir, kya lenge?
Alok Nath: Puri, sabji, khir, laddu aur Mathura ke Pede.
Air hostess: Sir, aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,
Vijay mallya k shraadh me nahi.

Uploaded By: Savita Nov,9 2015
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Mere Sir Me

Sunny loene: Get ready to Die.
Alok Nath: Par mere sir me to baal hi nai hai Beti.

Uploaded By: Sneha Nov,4 2015
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Ready To Die

Sunny loene: Get ready to Die.
Alok Nath: Par mere sir me to baal hi nai hai Beti.

Uploaded By: Liza Oct,29 2015
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Zang Lagna

Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.

Doc- kiss kitni bar karti ho?

Lady- saal me ek bar.

Doc- infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.

Uploaded By: Varun Oct,27 2015
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Sawal Khada Hona

Alok nath: Sunny darling tumhe kam kapdo me dekh kar mere man me ek sawal khada hota he....
Sunny leone:Chup buddhe aj kal tere case me sirf sawal hi khada hota he..........

Uploaded By: Farhan Oct,27 2015
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Sanskar

Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends.
Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar.
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.
Alok Nath: I said... take my "Son's Car"!

Uploaded By: Sneha Oct,27 2015
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Angry Alok Nath

Angry Alok Nath - "Are NIRLAJJO,PAAPIYO !!!!! Sab Thik Hai,Lekin ye Kisne Bola Ke Alok Nath Ne Apne Baap ki Shaadi me Apni Maa Ka Kanya Daan Kiya Tha"

Uploaded By: Sunny Oct,26 2015
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Sanskari

ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4.
Bande Hain Hum Sanskari, Hum Pe Kiska Zor,
Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur.
Irade Hain Kanyadaani, Kanyadaani Har Kadam,
Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne, Aaj Chale Hain Hum.

Uploaded By: Karan Sep,24 2015
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Insaniyat

AIIMS: Alok Nath Institute of Insaniyat, Maanvta and Sanskaar.

Uploaded By: Angel Aug,31 2015
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Bomb Lagdi Mainu

Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress Me Bomb Lagdi Mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress Me Thand Lag Jayegi Beti.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Aug,17 2015
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Babuji Huay Hain

When Alok Nath was born
Doctor Said, Badhai ho Babuji Huay hain

Uploaded By: Aisha Aug,17 2015
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Grew Up Alok

Mujhe betiyon ka babuji banna hai.
Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.

Uploaded By: Julia Aug,5 2015
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Baal Hi Nai

Sunny loene - Get ready to Die
Alok Nath - Par mere sir me to baal hi nai hai Beti

Uploaded By: Raj Aug,1 2015
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Commitment

Alok nath ne
ek bar commitment kar diya.
Toh usse kanyadaan karne se
dulha-dulhan bhi nahi rokk sakate..

Uploaded By: Aisha Jul,27 2015
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Puja Hai

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ki
Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath
aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti hai
Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to Meri Pooja hai, Aapki
Sanskriti Kisi aur Ped ke Niche hogi .

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jul,27 2015
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Did Not Touch

Aloknath failed in maths Coz he did not touched the topic algeBRA.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jul,27 2015
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Aashirwad

Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.
Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal
Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay
Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!
Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jul,22 2015
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Temple Run

Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain
Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”
Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.
Alok Nath celebrated bachelor party in Vaishno Devi.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jul,22 2015
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Tera Kanya Daan

Yaha se pachas pachas kos door gaanw me,
Jab Ladkiya raat ko Ghar par Late Aati hai,
Aur apne sanskar bhul jati hai to,
Maa kahti hai beti Sudhar ja,
Sudhar ja nahi to Alok nath Tera Kanya Daan Kar Dega.

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,17 2015
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Khada Hota Hai

Alok nath: Sunny darling tumhe kam kapdo me dekh kar mere man me ek sawal khada hota he....
Sunny leone:Chup buddhe aj kal tere case me sirf sawal hi khada hota he..

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jul,14 2015
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Aloknath Sanskaar.

Bahu: I am going to supermarket.
Aloknath: Take my sanskaar.
Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo.
Aloknath: Arre I mean my son’s car

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,14 2015
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Get Ready To Die

Sunny loene - Get ready to Die
Alok Nath - Par mere sir me to baal hi nai hai Beti

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,6 2015
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Sunny Darling

Alok nath: Sunny darling tumhe kam kapdo me dekh kar mere man me ek sawal khada hota he....
Sunny leone:Chup buddhe aj kal tere case me sirf sawal hi khada hota he

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jul,6 2015
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Sholay 3d Twist

Sholay 3d twist - 
Alok Nath makes a wild card entry in the movie to make Gabbar Singh a better person.

Uploaded By: Viraj Jul,4 2015
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Kya Apke Toothpaste

girl - kya apke toothpaste me namak hai babuji ??
alok nath - nahi beti mere toothpaste me sanskar hai

Uploaded By: Munni Jul,4 2015
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Sanskari Aadmi

Alok nath Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine
Main Dekha Or Bola, Isko To Kahin Dekha
Hai
Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Sanskari Aadmi H,
Jisne mera kanyaDaan kiya tha

Uploaded By: Jessie Jul,3 2015
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Take My Sanskaar

Aajkal jha dekho bhi pr alok nath chal rha hai
ek joke meri tarf se b
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath: Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu: Buddhe ab bas bhi kar !!
Aloknath: Arre I mean take my Son's Car

Uploaded By: Rehan Jul,3 2015
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Conductor Ki Shadi

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
Jab Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi
To vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,
Ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Uploaded By: Munni Jun,17 2015
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Mathura Ke Pede


saaalo ik limit hoti hai .
ye kaun likh raha hai k , Alok Nath
tatti khata hai aur piche se
Mathura Ke Pede nikalte hai?

Uploaded By: Sneha Jun,10 2015
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Chhoone Chahiye

 

Shashtra kehte hain ki Subeh Uthakar Babu Ji ke pair chhoone chahiye.
Isiliye Alok Nath Ji subeh uthkar khud ke pair chhoote hain

Uploaded By: Sneha Jun,10 2015
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Alok Nath Sunny Leone


Alok Nath Sunny Leone ko
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
aha aha
Aashirwad de rahe they.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jun,10 2015
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Sawambhar


Rakhi sawant ki sawambhar tut gaya kyun ki
kanyadaan Alok nath ji ne nhi kr paye the

 

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jun,10 2015
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Believe In WTF

Alok Nath believes that WTF? stands for "Where's the Family?

Uploaded By: Angel Jun,6 2015
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Smoke Agarbattis

Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jun,6 2015
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Aaj chale hn hum

Alok nath in dhoom 4
bande hn hum sanskari
hum pe kiska zor
sanskaro k suraj nikle charon aur.
irade hn kanyadaani kanyadaani har kadam,
apne haathon kanyadaan karne. aaj chale hn hum

Uploaded By: Roopa Jun,3 2015
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sanskaar

Bahu: I am going to supermarket
Aloknath: Take my sanskaar
Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo
Aloknath: Arre I mean my sons car.

Uploaded By: Julie Jun,3 2015
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Kiska

Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor
Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur.
Irade Hain Kanyadaani Kanyadaani Har Kadam,
Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne.. Aaj Chale Hain Hum.

Uploaded By: Julia Jun,3 2015
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My Sons

1Bahu: Babu jee Im going to Mall with my friends.
Alok Nath: OK. but take my Sanskar.
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye
Alok Nath: I said. take my Sons Car.

Uploaded By: Mariya Jun,3 2015
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Betiyon Ka Babuji

'Mujhe betiyon ka babuji banna hai' - Alok Nath when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.

Uploaded By: Pankaj May,27 2015
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Aashirwad Of Aloknath

Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as ARVIND KEJRIWAL.

Uploaded By: Jessie May,27 2015
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Jobless Poonam Pandey

Poonam Pandey shud thank her stars that Alok Nath didnt give her Sanskars, else her life would've been hopeless & she would've been jobless.

Uploaded By: Santi May,27 2015
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