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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied: Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.
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Girlfriend And Boyfriend Doing Love Chat In Park.
Girlfriend: How Much Do You Love Me?
Boyfriend: I’d Take Bullet For You.
Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?
Boyfriend: Yeah, Enfield Bullet In Dowry.
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Biwi market se lauti
Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.
Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai,
Isme mere naye sandals hain!!
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Boys always start love with this sentence "We are friends" AND
Girls always end love with this sentence "We are just friends"
Feel the difference
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Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…
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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.
School k bahar 1 Cow Road,
pe ghum rhi thi.
PAPPU : Sir Baahar Aapki.
Mummy Awara saando k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
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While in India,
Arjun: Mom i wanna marry Vicky.
Mom: That’s not possible.
Arjun: But mom! Same sex marriages are legal now in most parts of the world.
Mom: But he’s not of our caste.
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Ldka Ladki dekhne gaya…
Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!
Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye!
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Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
Jethalal se hi honi hai!
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Hubby: Call Ambulance! I’m having a heart attack
Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay, I’m good …!!
Men will be men…..
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale ?
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gayatha.
Banta: Toh ?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya.
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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,
all ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,
Betho Betho, Khaday mut ho.
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Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop.
Man : But i purchasued cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn’t mean u start F##$$g us
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Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
-Goli maru
-Ya Gaand?
Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai..
Good Decision
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Daily:
1 Apple… No Doctor
1 Tulsi Patta… No Cancer
1 Nimbu… No Fat
1 Glass Milk… No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water… Skin Saaf &
Daily Whatsapp… No stress, Mood fresh
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Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai
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Today is Whatsapp chocolate day Send dis 2 all
ur Contacts (all contacts..no cheating) See what
they feel about u nd how many choclates u deserve!!
Silk – i miss u
Perk – use & throw
5 Star – i like talking wit u
Munch – i like your attitude
Gems – ur cute
Dairy milk – i love u.
Bournville – u r dashing
Nutties – ur naughty
Fruit n nut – cool and sexy
Temptations- u r smart
Milky bar – no 1 can replace u
Crunch – u r my crush
Kitkat – best lover
First reply me
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Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle
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Mujrewaali:Hamne aapko khus kiyaab aap humko khus kar do.
Man emotional ho gaya aur bola Achha Behen ab tu baith main nachta hun.
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Teacher: Hindi hamaari matra bhasha hai ise pitra bhasha kyon nahi kehte?
Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pitaji ko bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya.
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Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa.
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Hawaldar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Papu: Ha ha ha!
Hawaldar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Papu: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me.
You are holding the phone since 20 mins have not spoken a word.
Man inside: I am talking to my wife.
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Patient: Doctor yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai.
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BREAKING NEWS:After the ban on Maggi,90% girls on matrimony sites removed ‘Cooking’ as a Hobby/expertise!
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Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh Dono ke beech samaantayein:-
1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!
2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.
3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.
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Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main?
Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo..
warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!!
Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna :-(
Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai
Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!
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1 Baccha potty karne khule mein gaya Waha ek Suar (pig) baitha tha Suar ko dekhkar Baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga Yeh dekh, Suar chillaya“Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakkhh
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Student to God:Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.After the exam…God:Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi…
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Chaube ji ko dast lag gaye…
Wo doctor ko dikhane gaye..
Doctor ne kaha Nimbu ka istemaal karo!
2 din baad…
Doctor: Ab dast kaise hain?
Chaube ji: Nimbu hatate hi phir shuru ho jaate hain!!
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रिपोर्टर – सर, आज आप कौन सा योग कर रहे है…. राहुल गांधी – देखो भाईया, हम सिर्फ राजयोग करते हैं ...........
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सुबह जब ऑफिस के लिए निकला तो श्रीमती जी बोली:भगवान के हाथ जोड़ कर घर से निकला करो… सब काम अच्छे होते हैं|
मैंने कहा:मैं नहीं मानता… शादी वाले दिन भी हाथ जोड़ कर ही घर से निकला था
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बीवी शराबी पति को सुधारने के लिए काले कपड़े पहनकर घर के बाहर खड़ी हो गई पति:तुम कौन हो? पत्नी:चुड़ैल पति : हाथ मिला, मैं तेरी बहन का पति😃
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: preetam
Nurse: Age?
Patient: 28 years
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No Car Accident.
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125 साल के एक दादाजी मृत्यु के बाद स्वर्ग पहुंचे। स्वर्ग में खूबसूरत अप्सराओं का नृत्य देख कर दादाजी फूट-फूट कर रोते हुए बोले, साला बाबा रामदेव के चक्कर में नहीं पड़ता तो कब का यहांपहुंच गया होता।
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Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat dala karo
I said why?
Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone ganda ho jata hai.
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Girl:
Why You Post My Name On Your
Facebook Status In Every
2 Minutes?
Boy Facebook Keeps Asking Me What S
On My Mind? And Honestly
It S Always You?
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Modern Love
Boy & Girl On Date
Girl:Kiya shadi K Baad
Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge?
Boy: Haan Agar Tumhare
Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na
Howa TO
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A quote from a Girl
Boys are very much like buses
you wait for 1 for ages and then
suddenly 3 come at the same time
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Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Boy:Maa baap
Girl:Yes
Boy:Bhai behan
Girl:Yes
Boy:Khana peena
Girl:Yes
Boy:Star plus
Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar
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Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think?
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives
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He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss Kya kar rahe ho?
He: Mazak
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Khuda ek bar use ye ehsas dila de,
Kitna intjar hai zara use bata de,
Har pal dehkte hai rasta usi ka,
Na intjar karna pade mujhe aisi neend sula de.
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Sala samjh me nahi aa raha hai
Bazaar me mandi hai esliye loge Whatsapp par hai
Ya log pura din Whatsapp par lage huye hain.
esliye bazaar me mandi hai
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Bhukamp Ki khabar sunte hi
Admin ghar se bahar bhag Gaya hai
Abhi tak koi pata nahi
Kisi ko dikhai de to Bata dena
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Hubby: Call Ambulance I m having a heart attack
Wife: Okay Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay, Im good
Men will be men
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Nite conversation
She – chal bye, mom chilla rahi hai
He – Kyu? Papa josh main hai kya?
blocked forever
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Hubby: Call Ambulance! I am having a heart attack
Wife: Okay! Give me your mobile password
Hubby: Its okay I am good.
Men will be men…
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How I use my phone:
40% to use Whatsapp.
35% to use Facebook.
10% to take Photos.
8% to play Games.
5% check the Time.
2% to actually Calls.
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