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He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho?
He: Mazak
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Ladka: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho?
Ladki: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai
Ladka: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai
Slapped..
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Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: IIN Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai
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Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye..
Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge!
1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi!
2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!
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Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..
Soniya: Wo kaise?
Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do
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Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga
Kya???
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
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Date aur tareekh mein fark:
Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..
Aur
Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par
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In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”
In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!
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Dear Suraj Bhagwan,
Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness…
and lower your brightness…
It’s too hot to handle!!
Garmi se pareshan Aadmi
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Sharabi Hawa mein COIN Uchaalkar Bola:
Head Aaya To WISKHEY,
Tail Aaya To Vodka
Coin Zameen per Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
Coin Hawa mein raha to DARU BAND
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2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.
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A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
but, Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.
So, Love ur studies, Not girls.
-BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE.
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What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!
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Latest way of proposing..
Wanna be my facebook password???
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Taj mahal to hum bhi banva de,
magar na banwane ke piche ek razz he
Agar bamwane lag gye toh hum kangal ho jayenge..
Kyun ki apni toh har gali ma ek mumtaz hai.
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Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao.
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.
His wife asks: What’s that for??
It’s for your headache.
I don’t have a headache.
He replies: Gotcha!!
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What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?
The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!
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Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily
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Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!
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Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..
LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..
JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.
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Aik aurat ne apni saheli se pucha “buhat arse se tumhare shohar nazar nahi aarahe, kia baat hai, kia vo bimaar hain?”
Saheli Boli “kuch arse pehle vo bimaar the, main unhain Doctor key paas le gayi, Doctor ne unhain aaram karne ka mashwarah dia aur kaha keh jab tak mein na kahon, bistar se na uthna, iss key baad doctor ka inteqaal ho gia.”
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Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".
Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."
Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."
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Hawaldar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Papu: Ha ha ha!
Hawaldar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Papu: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
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A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
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Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.
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Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga...
Husband - kitni backward ho tum.....duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rhi ho?? Ye mera TAB le lo....
Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya..
Husband Behosh...
Moral-
Biwi jo mange...de do
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Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”
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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hoon
Husband: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hoon
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Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi hai.
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Student cheating krne hi wale the k Teachr agya or pucha:
Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha? Studnt:
Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya h..
Teachr:
to tum ne bta dya?
Studnt:
Nai Sir.. Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”:-D
Geo CheaterZ..!!
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Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Papa: Beta Usmein 9 Mahine Lagte Hain,
Pappu: Mujhe Kuch Nahi Pata Aap 4-5 Log Aur Laga Do, Jaldi Chahiye
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English Police: What’s Your Crime, Why You Are Here?
Chor: RBI Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha…
English Police: What Competition You Idiot
Chor: Note Chapne Ka Mamu
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Ek Baat Batao Aisi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jiske Phatne Pe Aawaz Nahi Hoti
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DoodhHamesha Non Veg Mat Socho!!
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Bholu: Yaar Ek Baat Bata Pappu, Agar Girlfried Ho Toh Kaisi Honi Chahiye?
Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar Girlfriend Toh Aisi Ho Jiski Ankein Aishwarya Jaisi, Baal Kareena Jaise, Aur Chal Katrina Kaif Jaisi Ho…
Bholu: Pagal Sun, Girlfriend Aisi Ho Jo 5 Logo Ke Beech Khadi Ho Sake, Na Ki Aisi Jisko Dekh Kar 5 Logo Ka Khada Ho Jaaye…
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“PATNI” AUR “BHOOT” Bilkul Same Hote Hain,
Kaise?
Dar Dono Se Lagta Hai Par Aap Kar Kuch Nahi Sakte
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Pappu Ghar Se Pareshan Hokar Kabristan Mein Jaakar Baith Jaata Hai,
Tabhi Aawaz Aati Hai….. Ha Ha Ha Ha…… Mein Bhoot Hoon
Pappu: Phir Dekhta Kya Hai, Aaja Bar Jaa Raha Hoon Daru Peene…. Aish Kareinge
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“HR: Aapke Job Change karne Ka Reason Kya Hai??
Person: Meri Pehle Wali Company Ne Address Change kar Liya Aur Mujhe Naya Address Nahi bataya.”
“Interviewer: Hame Is Job Ke Liye Jimmedar Candidate Ki Jaroorat hai.
Funny Applicant: Sir, main Itna Jimmedar hoon Ki Pehle waali company main kuch bhi galat hota tha to saari jimmedari mere sar aa jaati thi.
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Once Pappu Feeling Hungry And Decided To Go For Restaurant,
In Restaurant He Orders Non Vegetarian Food,
Waiter: What whould you live to have Sir, French Chicken Or Hyderabadi Matan
Pappu: Kuch Bhi Le Aa Yaar Mujhe Kaunsi Usse Chitchat Karni Hai…
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Ek Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Apne Mangetar Ko Milaya, Aur Baad Main saheli Boli- Ladka To Thik Hai. Lekin Jab Hansta Hain TO Ubad Khabad Daant Bade Bure Lagta Hain.
Ladki: Chinta Mat Karo Shaadi Ke Baad Main Hansne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi Doongi.
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Ek Bacche Ne Apni Papa Se Poocha papa Delhi kahan hai.
Papa: Beta Ye Tum Apni Maa Se Poocho, Wo Hi Saari Cheeje Sambhal Kar Rakhti Hain.
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Kisi Aadmi Se Ye Poocha Jaana Ki Wah Love marriage Karna Pasand Karega ya arrange Marriage, Is Statement Ka Synonym Ho Sakta Hai, Ki wah Khudkhusi Karna Pasand karega Ya Fir Katl Hona..
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Ek Interview main Narson Se poocha Judwa Bacche Kis Wajah Se Paida Hote Hain.
Lady Nurse: Usi wajah Se jis Wajah Se Single Baccha Paida Hota hai.
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Pati: main Bewkoof Tha Ki Maine Tumse Shaadi Ki.
Funny Patni: Bilkul, Darasal Main Pyar Main Is Kadar Doobi Thi Ki Maine Dhyann Hi Nahi Diya.
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Woh Today’s Forture Ko Khud Ka Status Banana,
Woh Dosto Ki Profile Se About Us Copy Paste Karna,
Woh Dosto Ko Fan Banne Ke Liye Dhamkana,
Woh Gtalk Par Raat Bhar Chatting Karna,
Woh Testimonials Ka Exchange
Woh Khud Ke He Trusty, Cool Stats Ko Badhana,
Ab Na Orkut Raha, Na Woh Haseen Yaadein….
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Pappu: Darling, Tumhe Pata Hai Kal Mujhe Ek Accha Sapna Aaya
Wife: Kaisa Sapna?
Pappu: Mujhe Sapna Aaya Ki Mein F1 Racing Mein Participate Kar Raha Hoon Aur Charo Aur Sports Cars He Sports Cars Hai.
Wife: Haan Woh Mujhe Pata Hai, Tabhi Kal Raat Tumhara Engine Kharrraate Maar Raha Tha…
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Ladka: Aunty Aapke Pet Main Kya Hai.
Pregnant Lady: Beta Ek Bahut Maasum Chota Baccha Hai.
Ladka: Fir Aapne Use Kyun Khaya??
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Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho,
Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho
Winter(Thand) Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna, Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.
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Pappu School Se Aa Raha Tha Tabhi Usne Dekha Ek Accident Hua….
Kaafi Bheed Jama Ho Gayi….
Pappu Ne Paas Jaakar Dekha Toh Uskey School Ke Techer Ka Accident Hua Thaa…
Log Bol Rahey They Bechara Ab Bachega Nahi
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Pappu Zor Zor Se Chillane Laga…….Kal Chutti Hai
Kal Chutti Hai
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2 Friends Were Talking About Exam Tension
Friend 1: Tujhe pata hai exam time mein agar mein chai(Tea) peelu toh phir poori raat bina tension ke padh sakta hoon.
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Friend 2: Mere sath toh bilkul ulta hai yaar, Agar mein so gaya to tension bhi nahi hoti aur chai bhi nahi pee sakta
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