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Jay: Mausi Ladka Engineer Hai,
Mausi: Fir To Ladka Berojgaar Hoga,
Jaya: Haan Mausi Btech Karne Ke Baad Kahan Koi Acchi Naukri Lagti Hai,
Mausi: Btech Bhi Kiya Hai??
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Pappu: Petrol Ki Badhti Price Ko Dekh Kar, Papa Main Jab Bada Hounga Tab Aisi Gaadi Banaunga Jo Toilate Se Chale.
Funny Papa: Chinta Mat Kar Beta, Tab Tak To Toilate Ki Rates Bhi Badh jaayegi.
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Jaykant(Father): Beta Tumhare PMT Exam Ka Result Ka Kya Hua
Pappu: Jaykant, Kuch Bhi Hurt Karne Par Is Singham Ka Ego Hurt Nahi Karne Ka.
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Ek Baar Ek Mahila Party Main Ek Gynecologist Doctor Se, Doctor Sahab Pehchana Aapne Meri Delivery Ki Thi.
Doctor: Abe Chup Kar Main Chehre Se Kisi mahila Ko nahi Jaanta.
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Teacher: Akaal Aur badh Main Zameen Aasman Ka antar kaise Hai
Pappu: Akaal Main politicial Car Main Daura Karte hain, jabki Baakh Main Helicopter se
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Patni: aapne chachaji se galat kyun bataya ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Pati: Aur chachaji ko Is Season Main shaadi ka kya reason batata?
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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Mail Hai Ya Female?
pappu: Female.Teacher: Expanation Do.
Funny Pappu: Abhi Abhi Commentrator Ne Tv Main Bola Na Bahut AcchiDelivery..
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Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.
Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Nilta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.
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The Difference Between The Playing Style Of Rahul Dravid And Virender Sehwag.
Sehwag: Do Before Die.
Dravid: Do Till Opposition Die.
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TV Par Ek Ladki Cricket Math Dekh Rahe The,
Tabhi Uska Bhai Aakar poochtha hai
Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon.
Ladki TV Par Excited Main Chakka….
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Pappu 36 Run Banane Ke Baad Pavilion Ki Taraf Bat Dikha Raha Tha
Chintu: 50 Nahi Hue, Bat Kyun Dikha Raha Hai
Pappu: 36 Number Ki Keemat Tu Kya Jaane Chintu Babu, Mujhe To Exam Main Itne Hi Chaiye Hote Hain.
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Funny Pappu: papa Frustration Aur Irritation Kya Hota Hai.Koi Udaharan Do??
Papa Ne Phone Lagaya Aur Kaha Pintu Hai Kya, Phone Recieve Karne Waale Ne Wrong Number Bolkar Kaat Diya.
Papa Ne Fir Phone Lagaya To Phone Uthane Waala Chillane Lag Gaya,
Tab Papa Ne Pappu Ko Kaha Beta Ye Irritation Hoti Hai.
Phir Third Baar Usi Number Par Laga Tab Utane waale Ne Frustrate Hokar Kaha, “Main Pintu Bol Raha Hoon”
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Pappu: Mera Ek Chota Beta Hotel Main Kaam Karta Hai, Aur Bade Ne MBA Kiya Hua Hain.
Pintu: Fir To Chota Beta Bade Se Bahut Kam Kamaata Hoga?
Pappu: Abe Nahi, Saare Ghar Ka Kharchaa To Chota Beta Chalata Hain, Bade Waale Ka To Bhagwaan Hi Maalik Hain..
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As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
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If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever.
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You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she is not your friend anymore.
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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
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Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
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Keep Smiling & One Day Life Will Tired Of Upsetting You
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Borrow money from a Pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
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There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
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There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
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Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:
"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do" :
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English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
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Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse? :
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Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai
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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
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Me : If u have black eyes then ur name is "RURU" She : Wo kaise? Me : Yeh kaali kaali aankhein, "Tu RURU"
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