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परमाणु बम की धमकी देने वालो

Uploaded By: Angel Sep,30 2016
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साउथ की फिल्मो में

Uploaded By: Angel Sep,28 2016
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Aalia Bhatt

If Aalia Bhatt Marries Siddarth Maliya,
Then What Would She Called,
Aaliya Maliya.
Their Bachche Known As Dhamaliya

Uploaded By: Sophia Jan,18 2016
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Abhishek Bachchan

Dad: Beta Tu Bade Ho Ke Kya Banega?
Kid: Kuch Nahi
Dad: Yeh Abhishek Bachchan Se Aajkal Ke Bachhe Bahot Inspire Ho Rahe Hain

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jan,14 2016
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Chennai Express

Deepika: Will You Come To See My Chennai Express?
Alia: No! IRCTC Site Is Not Working.

 

Uploaded By: Priya Jan,4 2016
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Indian to use 4G

Pappu To His Friend: Tell Me Who was the first Indian to use 4G?
Friend: No Doubt It’s Rajnikant
Pappu: Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G

Uploaded By: Karan Dec,16 2015
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Chhota ABHISHEK

Ab har ghar mein paida hoga chhota ABHISHEK. Kyu?
Kyu ki ZEE CINEMA dekhne wali har aurat kehti hai.
SHANIVAR KI RAAT AMITABH K SAATH.

Uploaded By: Julie Nov,24 2015
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क्रिकेट की न्यूज़ जानने के लिए क्लिक करे
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Hint To Do

Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, To sare eggs tumare.
Agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare,
Aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to woh murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Laloo Ji, koi hint to do na plz?

Uploaded By: Liza Nov,17 2015
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Koi Naam Bataiye

Raabert: Boss mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter.
Raabert: Boss or doosre ka?
Ajeet: Repeater.

Uploaded By: Mariya Nov,9 2015
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Amitabh In Toilet

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig ke nikla.
Jaya: Aap to susu karne gaye the?
Amitabh: Jaise hi main andar gaya, koi bola BIG B or sab meri taraf ghoom gaye.

Uploaded By: Poonam Nov,4 2015
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BOMB DEFUSER


American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA, BRITNEY
Jaise Item BOMB hai.
Tumhare paas kya hai?
Indian: Hamare paas IMRAN HASMI
Jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai.

Uploaded By: Aakash Oct,29 2015
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Insurance

Once Rakhi goes to Insurance Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Insurance Agent: Sorry Madam, We do not insure Public Property.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Sep,24 2015
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बेगम की ख़ूबसूरती

निकाह के बाद दूल्हा मौलवी साहब से बोला, मौलवी साहब आपकी फीस?
मौलवी: जनाब बेगम की ख़ूबसूरती के मुताबिक दे दो।
मौलवी की बात सुन कर दूल्हे ने अपनी जेब में हाथ डाला और चुपचाप दस रूपए का नोट मौलवी साहब के हाथ में थमा कर उठ कर जाने लगा।
तभी अचानक हवा से दुल्हन का घूँघट उठ गया।
मौलवी: अमा मियाँ बाकि के पैसे तो लेते जाओ।

Uploaded By: Jessie Sep,4 2015
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Kaitrina Kaif

Kaitrina Kaif Or Aishwarya Ka Noor Aap Par Barse,
Har Koi Aapke Sath Sone Bhar Ko Tarse,
Bhagwaan Kare Aapke Jeevan Mein Aaye Itni Ladke,
Or Aap Hamesha Apni Panty Pehan Ne Ko Tarse,

Uploaded By: Rajaan Aug,17 2015
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क्रिकेट की न्यूज़ जानने के लिए क्लिक करे
बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
बॉलीवुड की अनकही न्यूज़ के लिए क्लिक करे
आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
Padhi Likhi Ho

Media: Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?
Rakhi Sawant: Zyaada Nahi.Bas Inter Course Kiya Hai

Uploaded By: Munni Aug,17 2015
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Pakistan Fauj

Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab Hain.
Alia Bhatt: Mere Hisaab Se Seema Ko Kuchh Din Ghar Par Rehna Chahiye.

Uploaded By: Aakash Aug,11 2015
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Basanti Ki Dhanno

Old Lady: Basanti wo Purana Taanga bech diya kya?
Hema Malini: Han Uska Engine Seez Ho Gaya Hain.

Uploaded By: Angel Aug,5 2015
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Aaj Tak

Katrina Kaif Is Being Hospitalized b’coz sucide attempt.
Watch Aaj Tak
Reason: He Proposed me n i said ” NO 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Aug,1 2015
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Salman Khan

Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
But I really love you!
Girl : I love you too, but tell me more about Salman Khan

Uploaded By: Jessie Aug,1 2015
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Dancing Car

Sunny Leone: PK Me Meri Acting Kaisi Lagi?
Aamir Khan: PK.. Kya Tu Kidhar Thi?
Sunny Leone: Woh Dancing Car Me Yaad Hai Jahaan Tumne Kapde Uthaaye The

Uploaded By: Chameli Jul,27 2015
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Sonakshi ko

Alia reads in new paper:
Police caught 80 kg heroin!
Alia: shit yaar, Sonakshi ko kyon pakda

Uploaded By: Sunny Jul,27 2015
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बॉलीवुड की अनकही न्यूज़ के लिए क्लिक करे
बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
Deepika

Deepika went to Yuvraj , his form dropped ,
went to Ranbir- his movies flopped... w
ent to Mallyas- & their Airlines stopped..!

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,22 2015
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Bank Bounced!

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

Uploaded By: Aakash Jul,22 2015
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Rose is Red

Uploaded By: Mariya Jul,20 2015
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Status Updated

Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates.
Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe,
Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe,
Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe,
Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe,
Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe.

Uploaded By: Sneha Jul,17 2015
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Married A Horse

I was in the gift shop at the Sea Life Centre today.
The cashier said "Have you seen the prints of whales?"
I said "Yeah, ugly fucker. Big ears. Married a horse."

Uploaded By: Nikki Jul,14 2015
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English In British School

After Prince Charles commented on the poor standard of English in British schools, a spokesman for the NUT said: "'E shouldn't comment on fings what he don't know nuffink about."

Uploaded By: Rahul Jul,14 2015
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Kundi Mat Khadkao Raja

She : Kundi mat khadkao raja sidha andar aao raja
He : mai raja hu, daya nahi.

Uploaded By: Tia Jul,4 2015
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बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
क्रिकेट की न्यूज़ जानने के लिए क्लिक करे
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Heroin Was Asked That

In the interview of heroin every heroin was asked that ~
" Which vada do you like ?????... "
Madhuri Dixit - Pav Vada
Kajol - Mendu Vada
Shridevi -Idali Vada
Kareena Kapoor - Rasam Vada .
Sunny leone - laVADA

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jul,4 2015
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KARAN JOHAR'S Master Plan


KARAN JOHAR'S master plan.
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - *Luv ur frnds*.
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum - *Luv ur Parents*.
Kal Ho Na Ho - *Luv ur Neighbours*...
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna - *Luv others Wife*.
Dostana - **Finally he came to his point**.

Uploaded By: Liza Jul,3 2015
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Adnan Sami Ke Ghar Chor

1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
Ramu - Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
CHOR bola - Meri pehen le par jaldi jaa.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jul,3 2015
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Don &11 Mulko

Don Ko 11 Mulko Ki Police Dundh Rahi Hai Kyunki Don Rajnikanth Ke Ghar Chupa Hua Hai….                           Pakadna Mushkil Hee Nahi Namumkin Hai…

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jun,23 2015
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4G

Pappu To His Friend: Tell Me “Who was the first Indian to use 4G”?
Friend: No Doubt It’s Rajnikant
Pappu: Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar….It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.

Uploaded By: Angel Jun,23 2015
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Katrina Kaif

Katrina Kaif Is Being Hospitalized b’coz sucide attempt. Watch Aaj Tak
Reason: He Proposed me n i said ” NO ”
Funny Girl Crazy About Me…..

Uploaded By: Viraj Jun,23 2015
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Film Title

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jun,23 2015
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बिग बॉस 10 में लोपा मुद्रा राउत ने किया पोल डांस
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Ajit Or Robert

Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai.

Uploaded By: Gujju Jun,23 2015
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Michael Jackson Get Arrested

Question: Why did Michael Jackson get arrested by the cops?
Answer: He unzipped his Billy Jeans, pulled out his Thriller, and told the cops to Beat It!


Uploaded By: Neeta Jun,19 2015
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Murgi Bhi Tumhari

Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to woh murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Laloo Ji, koi hint to do na plz?


Uploaded By: Raj Jun,19 2015
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Big B

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig ke nikla.
Jaya: Aap to susu karne gaye the?
Amitabh: Jaise hi main andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghoom gaye!

Uploaded By: Sunny Jun,19 2015
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suitcase


mallika Sherawat ko air port pe custom walon ne roka aur poocha
Madam is tiffon box main kia hia ?
Mallika: stupid yeh tiffon nahi mera suitcase hai

Uploaded By: Praveen Jun,10 2015
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Pakistani Wicket


Pakistani Wicket Keeper Moin Khan Ki Shaadi Hui To
Next Day Uski Wife Se Media Walo Ne Puchha Ki
How Moin Was On Wedding Night Wife Replied Vo

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jun,10 2015
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Kisi Ke Chehre Pe


Vese To Sab Jante Hai Ki Santa Ek Mast Character Hai Jo Har
Kisi Ke Chehre Pe Hasi La Deta Hai, Par Kya Ki Janta Hai Ki Wo
Kaam Kya Karta Hai,Nahi Na,To Aaj Sune Pappu Ki Jubani Santa Ka Kaam.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jun,10 2015
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आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
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surname


Boy to Diana Penty – wil u marry me?
diana- wat will u do for me?
boy- I will giv u a better surname.

 

Uploaded By: Julia Jun,10 2015
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Honey Singh


Honey Singh : Main woh launda
nahin hu jo tere sath padhta hun
Girl : Haan IIT mein hun main teri
aukat bhi nahi hai wahan padhne
ki.

 

Uploaded By: Nikki Jun,10 2015
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Meri Pahan Le

1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
Ramu - Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
CHOR bola - Meri pehen le par jaldi jaa.

Uploaded By: Varun Jun,6 2015
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Bodyguard Se Sheekh

Sir: Baccho BODYGAURD dekh k kya sikh mili ??
Bache: Sir ye samajh me aya k Ladkiyo ka koi bharosa nahi wo to Security gaurd se bhi Pat sakti hai !!!

Uploaded By: Julie Jun,6 2015
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Dirty Picture

Breaking News: Vidya Balan's bra to be nominated for best supporting character in d movie "Dirty Picture" !

Uploaded By: Julie Jun,6 2015
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Rajnikant

Lagaan by Rajnikant
Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls Rajni hits ball
splits in 4 pieces go for 6s. India
wins
Yenna Rascal
Mind It

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jun,3 2015
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Reshamiya ka kutta

Ek baar Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.
Dusre kutte ne pucha Tu kyun bhaag aaya?
Kutta: saala raat ko ganay ki practice khud karta hai
subha log mujhe marte hai.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jun,3 2015
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आप में है ये बात तो लड़कियाँ हो जाऐगी आप पर लट्टू
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AMITABH

It takes 1 AMITABH to sell 1 DIAMOND.
But it takes 3 ABHISHEK to sell 1 SIM CARD.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jun,3 2015
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