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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?
Saare students ek saath bole
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Chintu: Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai
Dad: Good lekin tum NuNNI kyu hila rahe ho?
Chintu: HomeWork diya hai.
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Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time
one boy asked”how much for monthly pass???”
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Life Is The Most Easy Exam..
But
Many Fails..
Bcoz
They Try To Copy Others..
Not Realizing That Each One Has Different Question Paper..!
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA
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GIRL
G-gussha hemesha nak per
I-itrane me sabse aage
R-rone ki atomatic machine
L-ladne me sabki nani
phir bhi duniya inki diwani.
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Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?.
Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!!
Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..
Tumhare paas kya hai??.
Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai
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Chor pakadne ki machine bani…
USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90
aur
aur
Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!
Bolo bharat mata ki jai!
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Subah subah patni chai nashta puchhne aayi, to maine kaha bana do!
Phir ruk kar puchhne lagi, “Ji yeh atal bihari vajpayee ji ko Bharat Ratna mil raha hai, Aisa kaun sa kaam kiya tha unhone?”
Maine kaha: Shaadi nahin ki thi isliye!
Bas uske baad na chai aayi na nashta
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Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya…
Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!
Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye
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2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…
Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!
Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!
Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar
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Pagal hain wo log Jo 14 February ke din propose karte hain….
Meri mano to 1 Apr propose karo……
Maan gayi to cool…..
Nahin to Didi, April Fool
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Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands..
First friend: Which paper was it??
Second friend: I guess it was maths…not sure
1st: (surprisingly): You read the question paper??
2nd: NO, I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator....!!!
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A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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Reet hai jaane kaisi yeh zamane ki,
Jo saza mili hai yaha Dil lagane ki.....
Na bithana kisi ko Dil mein itna ki,
Phir duwa mangni pade use bhulane ki.....
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Hawa ke zhonko ka hisaab kya rakhna,
Jo beet gaye pal unhe yaad kya rakhna.....
Bas yeh soch kar muskura dete hai hum ke,
Apni udaasi se dusaron ko udaas kya rakhna....
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Bhati hui kasti ko kinara nahi milta.benur ko kabhi najara nahi milta.na todna mera dil ai mere hamsafar.kyoki tute hue dil ko kisika sahara nahi milta
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Prove:1Re=1ps
ENGG- solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rS*0.1rS
=0.01rS
=1ps
FOUND ANY MISTAKE..
that-s engg!
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KUCH KUCH HOTA HA REX!X.. Exam pas aya d!l gabhraya un!vers!ty na jane kya paper banaya abto mara PEN RUK RUK K CHALTA HA KYA karu haye KUCH KUCH H0TA HA..
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KUCH KUCH HOTA HA REX!X.. Exam pas aya d!l gabhraya un!vers!ty na jane kya paper banaya abto mara PEN RUK RUK K CHALTA HA KYA karu haye KUCH KUCH H0TA HA..
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Prove:1Re=1ps
ENGG- solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rS*0.1rS
=0.01rS
=1ps
FOUND ANY MISTAKE..
that-s engg!
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KUCH KUCH HOTA HA REX!X.. Exam pas aya d!l gabhraya un!vers!ty na jane kya paper banaya abto mara PEN RUK RUK K CHALTA HA KYA karu haye KUCH KUCH H0TA HA..
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Prove:1Re=1ps
ENGG- solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rS*0.1rS
=0.01rS
=1ps
FOUND ANY MISTAKE..
that-s engg!
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Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
wah wah
Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
Coz,
I am busy wid my BOOKS nw!
Wah wah wah!!
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Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
wah wah
Girls are not worried about der LOOKS nw.
Coz,
I am busy wid my BOOKS nw!
Wah wah wah!!
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A sleeping lion
is stronger
thn a
barking dog.
so a
sleepng
studnt
is bettr
thn a
barking Lecturer.
-By,
the rocking students assoctiation!
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Did u know that it takes about 10 million trees to make the paper that we use in our exams.... let us protect the noble cause of saving trees!
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"SAY NO TO EXAMS!
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In a bio lecture,
teacher ask the clas 2 draw female reproductive organ 1 girl feels shy n luks down
A boy shout:
--Sir,she-s CopyiNG--
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A sleeping lion
is stronger
thn a
barking dog.
so a
sleepng
studnt
is bettr
thn a
barking Lecturer.
-By,
the rocking students assoctiation!
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Teacher to sleepy student: Who Invented Steam Engine..
Student: What sir..
Teacher: Yes correct.
It-s James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur genaral knwldge!
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Do u kno the basic difF betwin LuV & EXAM.
Love:U hav so many thots,bt u can-t express.
Exam:U dnt hav a single thought,stil u hav 2 express
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TEACHR : Why r U laTe ....
PapPu : i waS OBEYiNg RoaD sigNt
TEACHR : What SigN ....
PapPU : SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLOW .. !!
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The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is
The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!
While
The Shortest 5 Mins. is
The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
Isn-t it......
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u kno y CS girls dont luv mech n civil boys
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Bcz CS n is girls only hav the capacity of pendrive not piston rod n mini drafter
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R U High Scoring Stdnt..
Kya Aap Acchhe Marks La-La Kr Bor Ho Chuke h..
Then,JOIN MBBS!
Marks Se No Marks,
Acchhe Marks Se Chutkara,
Fark Dekhiye 1st Test se..
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One fine day,all of us will get busy wid our lives,long working hours,no more classes,lectures,friends,teases & funs,SMS,wont have time 4 ourselves,on such a day,you-ll luk outside ur window alone & see da gud old memories flash you by nd you-ll get a smile wid a tear in ur eyez nd you-ll turn bak 2 ur work thinkin..I wish i could go back...Dis msg is 2 al my frndz who helped 2 create such memories,thank u 4 being a part of it..miss u all.
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A Girl May Not Help U 2 Get Lot Of Marks.
But Marks May Help U 2 Get Lot Of Girls.
So Luv Ur Studies,Nt Girls
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE".
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So mny hands in 1 tiffin box.
So mny Frnz at 1 bench.
So mny calls on 1 bday Nyt.
So many tears 4 1 little fight.
School tym Frnz r d bst part of life!
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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more year
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Maths Question paper.
1.Prove That 100=6 ..
Students said, "Out of syllabus".
Engg Students simply start answering.
Let a=b
then Multiply both side by 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a = (100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100a-100b = 6a-6b
100 (a-b) = 6 (a-b)
100=6
Jai Engg!
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Teacher:Ur son is V gud but spends 2 much time thinking abt girls.
Mother:If u find solution,pls advise.His Father has same prob.
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COLLOGE mean :- Come On Lets Love Oll GuyS Equally..
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Dedicated 2 all Science Studnts *Fact Of thr Lyf* tumne bhot khushi khushi 11th me Science Li..
Aur uske bad..
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Aur uske baad Science ne tumhari Li
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A new T-shirt quote in colleges:
I pretend to study here because they pretend to teach me..
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Y is a lecturer the greatest mother..
Coz a mother can put only 1 child 2 sleep,
but A lecturer cAn put d whole clAss 2 sleep
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U knw what is d full form of college..
C- Come
o- on
l -let-s
l -love
e-each
g-girl
e-equally
so attend college everyday.
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5 points thät pröve "U r a Nörmäl College Stůdeńt"
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-"Kal se pakka".
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled,coz its true..
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First LINE 2 WRITE IN EXAM "all d answers written below are imaginary and work of my creative mind any rememblance to TEXTBOOK iz unintenti0nal and purely accidental..
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What is FEAR .. ..
FEAR is that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!
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