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Teacher: How many months r there in a year.
Kid: 12.
Teacher: Wow how do u know.
kid: 12 Mahine Me,
12 tarike se tujko,
Pyar Jatau Ga Re.
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA.
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Lots of smiles,
Smiles with no worries,
Gala time spent together,
Time spent with no limit,
Lifelong friendship,
This is called college friendship.
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Teacher: Student to Koi Batayega Ki New & Old Mariage Mein Kya Farak Hota Hai?
Student: Madam Ji, New Marriage Main Log Lips Mila Ke Sotay Hai Aur Old Marriage Main Hips.
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Government Kahti Hai,
Ladki Ko Padhane Se Ghar Ke 4 Log Shikshit Hote Hai,
Koi Ye To Puchhe,
Uske College Jane Se Jo 40 Ladke Fail Ho Jate Hai Unka Kya?
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Teacher: School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?
Pappu: School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai,
Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi.
Teacher: Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?
Pappu: Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai.
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Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think?
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives
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Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?
Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…
Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair
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College is 4 Knowledge,
Knowledge is 4 Life,
Life is 4 Wife,but
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
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Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else,
They will burn them with kerosene.
Plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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Teacher: kisi aisi jagha ka name batao jaha..
bhut sare log ho phir bhi aap akely feel karty ho..
Student: Examination hall.. 😐
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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard.
But,
A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO.
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Professor said: If any boy goes to girls hostel,
Rs:100 for first time,
Rs:200 for 2ndtime &,
Rs:500for third time.
One boy asked how much for monthly pass?
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Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.
Aur aap ko hamari taraf se:
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कॉलेज में..
लड़कीः इतनी गौर से क्यों देख रहे हो तुम्हारी कोई बहन नहीं है क्या?
ME: बहन है इसलिए ही तो देख रहा हूं
उसने कहा है भैय्या कॉलेज से भाभी लाना...
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पप्पू : पिछले हफ्ते मेरी और मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड की लड़ाई
हो गयी , और फिर हम अलग हो गए
गोलू : फिर ?
पप्पू : उसने मुझे चिढ़ाने के लिए अपने नए बॉयफ्रेंड के
साथ फोटो खिंचवा कर मुझे भेज दी ..
गोलू : ओह , ये तो बहुत बुरा किया उसने !!
पप्पू : तो में भी कौनसा कम हूँ ,
उसकी वही फोटो उसके बाप को भेज दी … :-कमीनी बहुत पीटी ओर अपने कलेजे मे ठंडक आगई
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Height of good luck!
Teacher: hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
student: who? Me?
teacher: very good. Sit down....
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Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale".
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Bacha Chest pe hath rak k pencil uthne k liye jhuka
Baap: Chest pe hath kyu rkha?
Bacha: School me madam bina hath rakhe juki thi to fefde bahar aagaye.
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SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..
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Father to son: How did you write your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know know
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Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana hmain bhi toh murga bnate ho..
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Lady Teacher ne
‘MY TEACHER’ par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha:
.
.
.
Madam,
‘MAST CHHAMIYA’ ko english me kya kahte hain..?
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Pappu: Mam aap meri ek sabal ka jabab dengi..
Mam: ha ha puchho..
Pappu: ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi, bich bali chiti bolti hai..
mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti.. to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the!
Mam: 5
Pappu: galat.
Mam: 6
Pappu: phir v galat.
Mam: 7
Pappu:- ye v galat.
Mam (Harker): to tmhi btao.
Pappu: hai to 3 hi chiti, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rahi thi.
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Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..
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Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: ‘IIN’, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!
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Normal people: Go to sleep at 11 pm.
Engineers:
11 : Lighter hai kya?
12: Maggi
1: Coffee
2: Sutta
3: Chai
4: Chai-Sutta
5: Youtube
6: Oh Bhencho! Subah ho gayi
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Teacher: how old are you?
Student: check the register..
Teacher: where are you from?
Student: check in collegel info..
Teacher: whom do u love most mom or dad?
Student: ask my heart.
Teacher: stupid where is your heart?
Student: ask your daughter!
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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!
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A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!
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Boy jab fail ho jaye to mom 3 words kehti hai" AUR JAA GHUMNE "
Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain "Abe Tu Bhi "
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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO .
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Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
Ye Bhi Nai Aata
saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata
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Ultimate truth of college lyf if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl
and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl..
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टीचर पप्पू से : नालायक क्लास में दिनभर लड़कियों के साथ इतनी बातें क्यों करते हो? पप्पू टीचर से: मैं गरीब हूं! मेरे मोबाइल में व्हाटसप नहीं है।
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!
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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
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India is nation and Dadar is station
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education.
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Likho toh kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majboor ho jaaye,
har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbor ho jaye
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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ?
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Girl- Aaj Office jaate hi Boss Mujhpe chadh Gaya.
Her Friend- Kyu?
Girl- Wo me late gayi thi na isliye
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Jo student top kare wo..
Student Of The Year
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo..
Student Of The Next Year
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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se?
Saare students ek saath bole
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
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Chintu: Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex
educationka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Dad: Good, lekin tum NuNNI kyu hila rahe ho?
Chintu: HomeWork diya hai.
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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA.
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Madam- kaha h copy kahan h pen
boy- jabse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen?
Tere mast-mast 2 nain
mere dil ka le gye chain
gayab h copy or kho gye pen.
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India is nation and Dadar is station
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station
Do not fall in love First complete your Education.
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Do not educate your child to be rich.
Educate him to be happy.
So when he grows up he will know the value of things not the price.
Think
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Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki.
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.
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