Ek Ladka Apne Baap Se,
Beta: Daddy Mujhe Paise Do Mujhe Jaruri Chahiye.
Papa: Nahi Doonga Or Vese Bhi Mere Paas Nahi Hai.
Beta: Toh Kya Swaad Lene Ke Liye Paida Kiya Tha?
Papa: Bhonsdi Ke Teri Maa Ki Choot Abhi Tak Band Nahi Hui Hai Wapis Ja Ke Ghuss Ja Andar.
Ek Ladka Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha,
Ladki Achanak Zor Se Hansi,
Ladka: Kya Hua Jaan?
Ladki: Jaanu Tumhara To Ek Hi Tatta Hai.
Ladka: Nahi Jaan Dusra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai.
Santa: Aajkal Bhabhi ji ka left boob Kaafi Chhota dikh rha hai, kyu?
Banta: Ye Saale R.T.O walo ne Seat Belt lagwa lagwa k
Left boob ki Maa Chod di.
NISHANT Ka LUND FACTURE Hone Pe Hospital Laya Gaya.
Dr: Ye Kaise Hua?
NISHANT: Me Uski ma chod Dunga Jisne Diwar Pe
NANGI LADKI Ki Tasvir Chipkai thi.
Suhagraat Ke Baad:
Pati: Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui na?
Patni: Nahi Bahut Maza Aaya.
Dard to Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School Mein Thi.
Patni ghusse se: Mai ye ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.
Pati: Jana hai to jaldi ja warna ga#d mar dunga.
Patni: Bas apki yehi meethi baatein jane nahi deti.
Girl During sex: Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: Abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai wo jagah galat hai.
Tujhpe Ek Pyar Bhari Shayari:
Shikwa Naa Kar Dost,
Gila Na Kar Yaar,
Bas Itni Si Guzarish Hai Meri.
Jab Main Tere Me Daalu,
Tu Hilla Naa Kar Yaar.
Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein,
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a fir kabhi ban jayega.
Wife husband ka lund pakad k Boli:
Mere Lal,
Mera sona,
Mera Baccha uth jana.
Husband: Behan ki lodi isko chut Me lena hai,
Ya school Bhejna hai.
Bhagwan: Maine Ladkiyo ko itna Sundar, Kamuk banaya koi kami ho to batao.
Boy: Bas niche ched me Pasword System kar do taki jiski hai wo hi chod sake.
Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai.
Socho,
Socho,
Dudh Garam Hota Hai To,
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai.
Or Ladki Garam Ho To,
Mallai Niche Aati Hai.
Lady Dr: Mat sharmao mai Dr.hu,maine pehle bahut dekha hai,sirf batao kya problem hai,mai check karugi.
Santa: Meri wife ko lagta h ki mere lund ka taste fika hai.
Arj kiya hai: Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Wah Wah,
Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Itni badi pant pehenta hai,
Choti si mungfali chupane k liye.
KAASH Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey,
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha.
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah.
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha.
Saas Apni Bahu Se Ek Pota Mangte Hue.
Saas: Bas Bahu Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Pota De De.
Bahu: Sirf Ek, Aapka Beta To Mujhe Aise Chodta Hai Jaise Bal Divas Ki Rally Meri Chut Mein Se Hi Niklegi.
Ek Baar Pati Or Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge.
After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai.
Pati: Maine 10Rs Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500Rs, 100Rs, 50Rs Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?
Patni: Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai.
Girl: I want to lose fat.
Trainer: Ban Calorie.
Girl: Tu Ban Ka Lora.
Bhagwan: Maine Ladkiyo ko itna Sundar, Kamuk, Uttejak banaya koi kami ho to batao.
Boy: Bas niche choot me Pasword System kar do taki jiski hai wo hi chod sake.
Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha.
Kelewala: Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai.
Mallika Sherawat: Kaise Diye?
Kelewala: Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12).
Mallika Sherawat: Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol.
Sardar Ji Apne Ghar Se Bahar Nikle Aur Achanak Ek Kauve (Crow) Ne Sardar Ji Ke Sir Per Beeth (Shit) Ker Di.
Sardarni Tissue Lekar Bahar Aayi.
To Sardar Ji Gusse Se Bole: Ab Kiski Gaand Saaf Kaaregi, Kauva To Udd Gaya.
Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha.
Bhakt: Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole,
Baba Ji: Bacha Simple Hai, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota.
Girl goes on a date.
Worried Mother gives her Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says: Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
Im dating with Julie, So give me Mulie.
Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe bas bhi karo.
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march 2016 hai.
Sardar: Jaldi se chaddi nikalo, Aaj Sex ka Mood hai.
Ladki: Maine chaddi nhi pehni.
Sardar: Thik hai, kal chaddi pehan k aana, Kal kar lenge.
Suhagraat Ke Baad:
Pati: Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui na?
Patni: Nahi, Bahut Maza Aaya, Dard to Tab Hota Tha Jab Mai School Mein Thi.
Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Munh Dikhaai Ke 25,000 Rupye Diye
Dulhan Itne Saare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli,
Dulhan: Suno Ji Poora Khandaan CH0DEGA Kyaa?
Teacher: Girl se Condom ka full form batao?
Girl:
C: Control
O: On
N: Natural
D: Drops
O: Of
M: Man
DO BOOND ZINDAGI KI.
One boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho.
The girl replies: Isme tere baap ka kya jata hai.
Boy: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to gori HOTI.
Teacher: Teri Shikayat Aayi Hai Ki Tu Gaali Bahut Deta Hai.
Pappu: Ghanta, Behanchod, Maine Kis Chutiye Ko Gaali Di?
Pata Nahi Kis Madarchod Ne Aapki Gaand Me Ungli Ki Hai,
Sir Wo Behan Ka Lauda Agar Saamne Aa Jaaye Toh Uski Maa Chod Dunga .
Sir Aapka Student Hun Apni Gaand Marwa Lunga Par Kisi Behan Ke Lawde Ko Gaali Nahi Dunga,
Aapko Zarur Kisi Harami Ne Chutiya Banaya Hai Aur Aap Uski Baaton Mein Aa Gaye.
Do Ladkiya Class Mein Ek Mote Bachhe Ka Pet Dekh Kar Boli.
Ladkiya: Oye Motu, Ye Pani Ka Matka Kitne Ka Dega.
Bachha Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bina Sharam Kiye Pant Utari Aur Lund Dikha Kar Bola.
Bachha: Nal Sahit 500 Rs Ka.
Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
Pichhe se ek ladka bola: Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki: Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar SEX Kiya Hai?
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Diya Jisme,
Chawal K Kuch Daaney Aur 200 Rs The.
Pati: Ye Kya?
Wife: Main Jab Bhi SEX Karti Thi To 1 Chawal Isme Daal Deti Thi.
Pati (Daaney Gin K): Bus 7 Baar?
Aur Ye 200 Rs Kyun?
Wife: 4 Kilo Chawal Beche The Ye Uske Paise Hain.
Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui.
Dr: Kaise jal gaye.
Sardarni: KAMINE Tune hi to kaha tha,
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle,
NIPPAL UBAL lena.
Ik Larki thi dewaani si,
Ik Larkay pe wo mar,
Kuch lena tha usay,
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi.
Jab bi milti thi muijhey.
Ye hi pocha karti thi.
Ye CONDOM kAHAN SE MILTA HAI,
Ye CONDOM kAHAN SE MILTA HAI.
Preganent girl se doctor ne pucha.
Ye kab hua
Girl: Jab mom dad film dekhne gae the, mera boy friend ghar aya tha.
Dr: Tum sath kyu nahi gayi.
girl: Film adults ki thi.
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha kya mehsus kar rahi ho?
Patni: aaj tak topup me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.
Sardar holding his wife boobs: Jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si.
Wife holds his penis: Je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si.
Fair & Lovely Ke Ad Me Face Dikhaya
Ponds Ke Ad Me Hath Dikhaya
Pentene Ke Ad Me Baal Dikhaye
Phir Whisper Ke Ad Mein Cheating Kyun
Ek Kunwari Ladki Ki Petme Baccha aa Gaya
Uski Baap : Ye Kiska Hain?
Ladki : Papa Miss Call To Sab Hi Marte Hai.
Pata Nahi Kiska Receive Ho Gaya.
Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : “tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”,
Aadmi ne bola “mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”
Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?
Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.
Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.
Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the
Galib ne begum ka Gila whisper dekha to arz kia...ghaagre ke niche se paani laal aata h...wah wah...kya meri begum ka bhonsda bhi paan khaata h... tongue emoticon
Girl: Doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.
Doctor: Last time KISS kab kiya tha?
Girl: Ek saal pehle.
Doctor: Infection nahi hua hai JUNG lag gayi hai..
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly...
Why???
Paining???
No..!! Then???..
Spelling mistake..!!
Sunny: Papa, aaj se school mein ek period Sex Education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa: Good! Lekin tum Lulli kyon hila rahe ho?
Sunny: Madam ne homework diya hai.
Bechaare Papa
Pappu: Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?
Mom: Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale
Pappu: Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain