STORY
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NON VEG
Bomb Blast Hone Per Minister Elaan Karta Hai.
Minister: “Bomb Blast Mein Marne Waalon Ko 5 Lakh Aur Zakhmi Ko 3 Lakh Dene Ka Elan Karta Hoon”
Santa Awaz Sun Ke Bola: “Aur Jinki Damake Se Sirf Gaand Fati Unka Kya Hoga?“
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Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack Dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi Ji,
Har Bar To Aapke Husband Aate They,
Aaj Aap Khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne Din Mai Gaon Gai Thi,
Ab Wo Gaon Gaye.
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river but gets its paws wet. Then it sees a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF THE STORY:
The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!
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Why are girls better at catwalk than boys?
Because there is nothing between the legs to get squeezed!
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Difference between Boys and Girls:
Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;
Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.
Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;
Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;
Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.
Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS!
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Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!
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2 important rules of Sex:
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
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Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!
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A woman is responsible for the youthful image of penis.
Only and only she can manage to keep it WRINKLE FREE!
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Difference between eFuck and eRape?
A girl putting her mobile in her pussy on Vibration Mode and asks her boyfriend to call is eFuck;
And if someone else calls then its eRape!
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Men don't always need advice.
Sometimes all they really need is:
A hand to hold;
An ear to nuzzle;
A heart to love;
Lips to kiss;
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Boobs to suck;
And a place to fuck!
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Height of Revenge:
Women eating chillies before giving husband Blow Job!
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Height of Revenge:
Women eating chillies before giving husband Blow Job!
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What's the difference between a Lollipop and a Dick?
If a Girl sucks a Lollipop, it becomes smaller;
And if she sucks the Dick, it becomes bigger!
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What's the difference between a SKY and a SKIRT?
Sky covers the whole Universe whereas a Skirt covers the Universal Hole!
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A kiss is a gamble, sex is a game;
Boys do the action, girls get the blame;
They say you're pretty, they say you're fine;
But 9 months later, ÿou hear - "It's not mine"!
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Advise to Girls:
Do not play with stray dogs, you may get rabies;
And do not play with smart boys, you may get babies!
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Difference and Similarity between VAGINA & COFFIN?
You CUM in one and GO in the other!
And you certainly got to be STIFF to get into either of them!
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What do guys usually say after Sex?
I Love You? Wrong!
That was great? Wrong again!
I Loved it? Wrong Again!
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Oh! Where are my fucking clothes!
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Why did the single man mention his status as 'complicated'?
Because he was confused about which hand to use!
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Nipple Nipple, You're So Far;
Come Closer, Let Me Press You Hard;
Up Above The Chest So High;
Always Milky Never Ever Dry;
Let Me Suck You Don't Feel Shy;
Alone in The Bra, You'll One Day Die!
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Men always say "I LOVE YOU" to girls but do you know the true meaning of this?
I: I'm
L: Looking
O: Over your
V: Vaginal
E: Entry
Y: You must take
O: Off your
U: Underwear!
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Ex Girlfriend: Hi! How are you doing these days?
Boy: By hand!
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A Boy to a Pimp at a whorehouse: Get me a girl with big boobs and a small hole.
After sometime, a girl came to that boy and said, "Are you the one who has big mouth and a small dick?"
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The current price of gold is like a strapless Bra...
Half the people are wondering what's holding it up and the other half are waiting for it to drop so that they can grab the opportunity with both hands!
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Irony:
Laptop speakers are too quiet for music;
And simply too loud for porn!
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What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?
A Terrorwrist!
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What's the definition of eternity?
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The time between when you cum and she leaves!
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If a Girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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"ASS EFFECT"!
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Dear Sexscriber,
Your sex balance is low, your account will be put into virginity mode. Please re-fuck as soon as possible to keep your account active.
* Condoms Apply!
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Why're Quantum Physicists so poor at sex?
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Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum;
And when they find momentum, they can't find the position!
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Doctor: what expressions r on ur hubby’s face during sex?
sunny leone : Anger
Doctor: why??????????????????
sunny leone : because he is always watching from the window.
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Great Sex Philosopher said :-
"MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza uss Ke Zor
Se Nahi?!"
"Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai?!"
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Girl and boy lost in jungle.
After 2 days of struggle for food and water...
Girl said: Dear plz fuck me
Boy: Why?
Girl: Kuch to andar jayega.
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Wife Husband se Boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi..
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Wife: Bus karo Raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi ?
Husband: Abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki..
5000 MSG free hai.
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