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Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.
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Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!
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Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
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Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.
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Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
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Jab LADKI Facebook pe
Tumse baat na kare to
Usse Kaise baat karoge
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Socho yaar???
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Are yaar bahot simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do..
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Mere inbox mein I LOVE U kyu bheja..!!
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Ek baar ek chaddi naam ka chor rahta hai,
Use police jail me band kar leti hai,
par chaddi chor jaise taise kar ke bhaag nikalta hai,
police head baki sare police walo se bolta hai,
Chaddi ko pakdo, Chaddi ko pakdo.
Sare police wale apni chaddi pakad lete hai.
Bhagte bhagte chaddi chor ek tree pe chad jata hai,
to police head bolta hai– Chaddi ko utaro, Chaddi ko utaro
to sare police wale chaddi utar lete hai…
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Ladka apne dosto se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai
Pehla: Bol bhai kitne bande bulaun?
Dusra: Kaat ke rakh denge saalo ko… naam bata bhai bas tu
Teesra: Abe gaadi nikaal be..
Chautha: Bhai tu bas bol karna kya hai.. duniya gayi tel lene…!
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Ladki apni saheliyo se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai!!
Pehli: Yaar main to khud busy hoon
Dusri: Yaar mummy ne ghar jaldi bulaya hai.
Teesri: Tune meri help ki thi kya uss din!
Chauthi: Sorry dear, mujhe class jaana hai..
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Agar doctors films banate to kya naam rakhte?
Kabhi khansi kabhi bulgum
Kaho naa bukhar hai
Kal patient ho na ho
Hum kidney nikaal chuke sanam
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Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
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Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun
Bade: – Nahi sunana hai
Chhote: – arey sun to
Bade: – Kya hai bol…
Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..?
Bade: – Jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kya pata…?
Chhote: – Jara soch…kyun?
Bade: – Nahi pata…yaar tu hi bata…?
Chhote: Usko company waley branch Manager bana detey hain…
Bade: – Bakwas Band kar.
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Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na
Bade: haan hai to..
Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi
Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na
Chhote: nahi wo baat nahi hai, sabko pata hai
Bade: kisko pata hai
Chhote: bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali
Bade: wo kaise
Chhote: abe tune wo poem nahi suni?.. twinkle twinkle little star.. :P
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Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?
Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya
Chhote: Hmm, tujhe pata hai ek janwar hamesha maje me rehta hai
Bade: kya baat kar raha hai, hamesha?
Chhote: haan hamesha!!
Bade: Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye?
Chhote: haan, kuchh bhi ho jaye
Bade: Kaunsa janwar hai?
Chhote: Saanp
Bade: saanp… snake? wo kaise
Chhote: Abe saanp ke fun hota hai na, isliye.. hahaha
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!!
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Bade aur Chhote on bike..
Chhote bike chala raha tha…
Bade: Yaar bike dheere chala.. marwayega tu
Chhote: Main dheere nahi chala sakta..
Bade: Are dheere kyun nahi chala sakta, itna tez bike me darr lagta hai
Chhote: Arey main aaj dheere nahi chala sakta
Bade: Kyun aisa kya hai aaj
Chhote: Aaj mera FAST hai.. hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
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Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai
Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…
Chhote: wo kaise?
Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai
Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain
Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain
Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?
Bade: wo kaise?
Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!!
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Chhote: Ek baat bolun?
Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega
Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya
Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai
Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya
Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga
Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
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Bade: Yeh tere hath mein kya hai ?
Chhote: Cheque hai cheque, poore 15 rupaiye 75 paise ka
Bade: Kya baat hai, itna kamane lag gaya tu…. isme ek water bottle to aa hi jayegi
Chhote: Haan haan, atleast kamane to laga, chal hatt ab, mujhe school jaane de
Bade: Tu check leke school jaa raha hai! kya karega school ke jaake ise…
Chhote: Haan, school me ise padhana likhana hai..
Bade: Pehli baat to yeh bata ki check ko padhayega kaise, aur isko padha likhake kya karega?
Chhote: Arey ise padhaunga likhaunga nahi to yeh check Bank mein PASS kaise hoga… hahhaha
Bade: Bakwaas band kar…
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Bade: kya hua, bada pareshan lag raha hai
Chhote: haan, yaar thodi tabiyat kharab hai
Bade: kya ho gaya? doctor ko dikhaya?
Chhote: arey yaar dil mein dard hai… nahi dikhaya, Dr. Mehta ko dikhane hi ja raha hoon
Bade: Dr. Mehta ko! arey wo to dimag ka doctor hai?
Chhote: Haan, yaar Doctor mehta ko hi…wahi sahi karega na
Bade: Tu pagal ho gaya hai kya? heart ki beemari ke liye heart ke doctor ko dikha, pagalpan ke ilaaj
karne wale doctor ko kyun dikha raha hai?
Chhote: Arey wahi to dil ka ilaaj karega na…
Bade: Abe, Wo kaise?
Chhote: Tune nahi suna… Dil To Pagal Hai!!! ….hahahah
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!
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For your patience and kindness;
For your invaluable advises and devotion;
Please accept my deepest appreciation for everything!
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Cheeti Facebook aur twitter par apna account open karti hai…
Lekin woh apna account ek din mein hi band kar deti hai.
Aisa kyon?
Kyon ki ‘pest control’ ki sabhi companiya usko follow karne lagti hai!
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Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
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Boss comes up to an employee: Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to
do as much work, as you did in previous month!
Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was
shut down for the whole day.
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three
years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Fb, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to
take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your
friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their
multiple personalities.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if
there's anything good in it.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I hav a problem, internet
stopped working 2 days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..
I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?
Of course I do - it's Facebook...
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on &
check it every 10 minute.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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