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Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..!!
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Ek american ne ek indian bache se poocha ..
Tum kitney saal ke ho?
Bachey ne jawab diya: ghar par 14,
school me 12, BUS me 10, Train me 7 aur..
FACEBOOK par 19 year ka hu ji.
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Khushi Itni Ho Ki Dikha Sako
Gam Bus Itna Ho Ki Tum Chupa Sako
Zindagi Mein Kam Se Kam 1 Dost Aisa Rakhna
Jiske Liye Tum Ghusse Mein Bhi Muskura Sako.
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BF: Darling tere ghar me sab kaise maan gaye hamarei shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nahi, ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha?
GF: Ladka kya kar raha hai
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Me Tere Liye Hi Bani Hoon.
Kisi Din Mango To Sahi Khuda Se.
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Kutte Bhonkte Hai Apne Zinda Hone Ka
Ehsas Dilane Ke Liye.Magar
Jungle Ka Sannata
Sher Ki Moujudagi Byan Karta Hai.
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Dil -E-jaan Tere Hawale Karta Hu
Jo Marji Ise Saza De Deh
Bahoon Mein Bharle Ya Dil Mein Chupale Ise
Par Koi Pyari Si Saza De De Ise
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कसम से आजकल गर्मी का यह हाल है कि
अगर कोई प्रोफाइल फोटो पर भी लुकिंग ‘हॉट’ लिख देता है तो सहन नहीं होता।
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Boss comes up to an employee: Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month! Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day.
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Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur status?
Boy: Because facebook keeps asking
me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.
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Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya.
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Teacher - Bacho
Batao Kayamat Kab Ayegi ?
Student - Sir Jis Din Raksha Bandhan or Valentine Day
Ek Sath Hoga!!
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A sad boy status
Jurm Sirf Ishq Tha Na.To UnFriend kar Detey,
Ye block Kiiyun kiya .
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DRIVING TEST:
POLICE: Wat do u do in red signal?
Boy: I usually text, check mails n browse facebook..!
MODERN GENERATION
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A Nursery Boy Proposes a Girl: I Love you...
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Girl Replies: Ek Thapad Marungi Khichke.
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Boy Replies : Mukka To Jese Tu Khaygi Nahi Phir?
Badhi Aayi Thapad Marungi.
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Sweetest Way To propose on Facebook.Boy writes on a girl's wall "You" and then likes his post.
Girl then says.. "Why did you post 'You' on my wall and then 'Like' it?"
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Boy says "Because I like you." ??? :-)
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Sweetest Way To propose on Facebook.
Boy writes on a girl's wall "You" and then likes his post.
Girl then says.. "Why did you post 'You' on my wall and then 'Like' it?"
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Boy says "Because I like you." ??? :-)
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Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore?
Bcoz he's the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if
there's anything good in it.
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Dear Girls, whats the use of putting lip guard on your lips 500 times a day if you don't let anyone kiss you?- Said By Emraan Hashm's Fan
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Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!
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School Teacher Sent Home a Note- Your Son is an obedient & Bright Student, But Spends Too Much Time With Girls.!!
Mother Sent a Note Back- Please Advise a Solution!
Father has The Same Problem.
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1 Ladki Ne Sasural Se Apni Maa
ko
phone kiya
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Ladki:Maa, kal Meri Unke Sath Ladai Ho Gai
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Maa:"koi Baat Ni Beti, Pati
Patni Ke Beech Ladai Hoti Rehti
Hai..
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Ladki:Haan Wo Sab To Theek Hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ?
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Maa : OLX Pe Bech De
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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife chahiye "
2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy wrote back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha.. .
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Poochh Raha Hoon"
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Fb me har ladke ki problem
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Gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humaraladka
Love
marriage na kar le
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Par unhe kya pata yaha to Ladkiyan
ADD bhi
nahi
karti.
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.Love marriage to door ki baat hai..
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Tv reporter ne zakhmi Admi se pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA to kya vo zor se phata?“.... ..
Zakhmi Admi - Nahin haramzade, wohRengta huamere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola,“Paaji.....Boom !!
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It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you ………… “Pay The bill”
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand – it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in the cell with you, laughing about how awesome that just was.
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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If bar tenders aren’t allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people, then McDonald’s shouldn’t be allowed to sell food to fat people.
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Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
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Math questions are so stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?
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Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside ..So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
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FACEBOOK, The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”.
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Banta bola-
Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.
Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila.
Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi.
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA.
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Dangerous Dosti:
Mai Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha:
"Where were you?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."
Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10
Friends ko Call Kiya.
4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par
tha."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."
3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh
Raha hai, Phone du Kya?"
1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan
Pappa Bolo Kya Hua""
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Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo
Darji..
aur
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Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki
Marji!
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ARZ KIYA HAI.
zara gaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur mobile bech
kar radio
lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati..
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Girl- tum bohot besharam hO :@
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Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu
main to paida bhi nanga hi hua
tha
Boys always rock...thoko like :-D ;-)
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Ek ladki apni friend se : kaisi rahi teri first
date...???
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Friend : bahut acchi...ladka kisi raiees ghar
ka lagta hai...
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Ladki : accha tujhe kaise pata...???
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Friend : jab mujhe kiss karne mere
nazdeek aaya tab uske muh se 'Piyaaz' ki
smell aa
rahi thi :p :D :D
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'("3 Dost The" )'
Billu=Gullu=Ulloo..
Billu=B.S.C Main pad raha hai..
Gullu = M.A main pad raha hai.
Or Hamara Ulloo : ye Post Padh raha hai.
'Haa Haa Haa'
Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ulloo..
Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg aam ho jaayega.
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Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??
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Teacher student se: Table pe ink kis ne grai hai.. ??
Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho ge.. ??
Student: Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai hai..
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4 boys on bike
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Police: Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ??
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Boys (shocked ) : look behind..
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and says: Saalo 5wa kaha gir gaya.. ?? Jisne party deni thi..
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Boys rocks , police shocks
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Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi ?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho , kyun marunga bhala tumhe?
Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.
Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???
Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi..!!
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Girl :Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai ?.
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Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss.
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Girl: Aur us dress ka?
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Shopkeeper: Sirf 10 Kiss
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Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do,BiLL Daadi Degi... !!
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