I wanna hold you close
Under the rain
.
I wanna kiss your smile
And feel the pain
.
I know what's beautiful Looking at you
In a world of lies You are the truth.
human heart beats 72 times per minute,
but even ur heart beats one time also
u can alive because 71 times my heart beats for you.
When I am happy with you, it's a good day.
When I quarrel with you,
it's a bad day.
so I always pray GOD to grant a good day.
my past says u mt me My future says u will always
remember me my dream says u care for me but
my heart says u born for me.
my past says you mt me My future says you will
always remember me my dream says you care for
me but my heart says you born for me.
to see light look at the sun,
to see love look at the moon,
to see hope look at the future,
to see beauty look at the nature,but
to see all of this look at the mirror!!
Love is an illusion!
It's a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING.
Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya
Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Smjhalo
Mje Phon Kr K Kehti Hy K Aj Se 16 Din Bad Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo.
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile.
I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style.
What can I say? U r one of a kind &
24/7 u r on my mind!
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful,
sweet, nice, sensitive,
erotic and funny on you screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I'll give u two kisses to dream.
I'll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
If u see some one without a smile,
give him one of urns, coz u r among a
few good people who can shine others
lives by just walking with him a few miles.
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage
of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
I love the way you touch me,
always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi...
Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj yaha tu nahi ya mai nahi!
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!
Flowers are missing you.
Birds are calling you,
Please come back to zoo
because zoo is not zoo without you.
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Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
S**y.
in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.
Can't wait until tomorrow, because
I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.
People say that love is in every corner...
I must be walking in circles.
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
.
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
.
Boy : My Cousin.
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
Premika - main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi - kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika - Bakvas nahi,
me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.
Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.
Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai...
bolo kya? Dirty mind? It is TOOTH BRUSH.
Rush in Bus.- Boy standing behind girl?
His lun Stands up,Girl irritated Slaped him
say kamine khud k khde hone ki jghah nhi Tune isko b khda kr liya.
KISI KI TARAPH DOSTI KA HATH ITNI JALDI NA BADHAO.
HO SAKTA HAI USNE POTTY KARKE HATH NA DHOYA HO.
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die,
so u can decrease this over population, so baby,
Please keep on smiling.
Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei Ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi Jiski mujko talaash hai.
Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING.
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
.
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
.
.
.
KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
.
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.
TO..
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TO,
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TO..
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TO..
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TO..
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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
Rule of BOYS
"PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,
.
suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,
.
.
kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,
.
.
Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..
Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai.
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye...
Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat karte hai,
pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi.
Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse karte hain.
Roti huyi aankho se tujhe muskan kaise du
Anjaan hu khud tujhe pehchan kaise du
Tu hi to hai jaan meri
Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.
jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab.
Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain.
Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai...
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai...
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho...
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai...!
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
.
May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
.
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
.
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
.
Tum Ya May ?
.
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
.
Main Main..
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
WAH...WAH.... WAH....WAH....
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTE HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR..
Dhadkano ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyaar ki khabar nahi
hoti...
Kya mahsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,
dil tutne ki to awaz bhi nahi hoti.
I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Heart beat are countless,
spirits are ageless,dreams r endless,
memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless.
Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings.
I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.