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This morning, an angel asked me
to go to heaven with him but I refused.
there is no signal. How can I text you?
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Faith makes all things possible,
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!
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Very Touching Text By Shakespeare From His Novel,
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I Am Mad For Her..
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But
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Why I Am Not Made For Her?
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Girl:who do you like?
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Boy:it is a secret
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Girl:you can tell me
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Boy:ok it starts with a Why and ends with You...!
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Ur precious love has turned
my life completely around,
I feel like I'm walking but
my feet don't seem to touch the ground!
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Think about it:
I'm not scared of proposing a girl
But,
I'm scared abt, what wud happen if she agrees..?
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking,
nice friends, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME! How about you?
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Are you a mum? I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!
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If you would see yourself the way I do,
you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
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BEAUTY TIP:
If you want to protect your face
from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
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Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
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Hi, How are you...?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
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Today is International Handsome Boys
and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone
who looks smart and cute...
Be true.. Don't cheat like me.
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I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are,
and I will follow the rainbow until the end,
if you promis forever to be my friend!
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Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito.
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I think you are very careless!
Yo come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
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Cheap attitude of girls.
When a boy sends dirty sms.
She laughs for 10 minutes.
Forward that sms to her friends.
Then replies the boy
"I don't like these kind of sms ok"
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Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!
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Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?
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Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!
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Ladki-Matlab?
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Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!
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GD MORNING,
ABHI TUM SOCH RAHI HO Q MAIN GD MORNING BOLA?
ARE MERA PHONE MERA PAISA
MUJHE JO CHAYE LIKHU TUMHARA KyA.
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swapn Ma Yad Na Aave To Saru
Dil Ma Fari Dard Na Upde To Saru
Thakyo Teni Rah Joine Have
Aa Dil Pan Boli UthyuTe Have Kyarey Na Aave To saru!
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Ladkiyon ki 5 Bate kabhi samjh nahi aati
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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata nahi wo se kya matlab.?)
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2: Mujhe tumse yeh umeed nahi thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)
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3: Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe (toh fir main pehle kaisa tha)
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4: Such btana main kaisi dikh rahi hu (ab sach bolke pitna thodi na hain)
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5: I'm very selfish na.. (Ab sach bol do toh gai bhaish pani main).
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Over Smart
At a dance party Boy: will you dance with me?
Girl: mai bachay ke sath nhi nachti.
Boy: So Sorry..
Mujhe pata nhi ke aap pregnant hein.
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Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.
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Mindblowing Flirt: Boy: '
Hey Do You Like Water?
Girl: 'Yeah...' Boy: 'Good,
Then You Already Like 70% Of Me.' :-P ;-)
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1 Ladki Bus Stand Pe Khadi Thi
1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai
Vapas Ata Hai Or
Uss Ladki Se Puchta Hai
Pehchana Kya ???
Ladki :"Nahi Toh
Ladka :"Kya Yaar,
Abhi To Samne Se Gya Tha...
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Height Of Batameezi:
Phone Rings..
Tring Tring
Ladka: Hello Chintu Hai ?
Girl: Nahi Hai.
Boy: Mujhe Mauqa Do, Ho Jayega..!!
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Bestest Flirt Ever...
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Guy: Hey...Is Ur Name Google..??
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Girl:no..
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Guy: But U Have All The Things
I'm Searching For...!;)
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Story of all Boys Jitni Bar,
Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Krte H,.
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Utni Baar hi.
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Pyar Ho Jata h,
Wo bhi.
'Saccha Waala.
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Pyar To Offline Hota Hai,
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Online To Sirf Flirt Hota Hai.
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