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Kaise Samjhaye

Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
Shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye,
Ki har zakkas ladki ki MAA hume apni SAAS lagti hai.

Uploaded By: Sneha Nov,16 2015
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patane ke iye

Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye.
Aaj offer aaya hai.
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye.

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,16 2015
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Hot Ladki

Din Bhar Kitna Bhi Kyun Na Ghoom Lo,
Sabse Hot Ladki Tabhi Dikhegi
Jab Gharwalo Ke Sath Bazaar Jaoge.

Uploaded By: Neeta Nov,16 2015
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Real Facts

Ladkiyo ka real fact: Pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
Tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na.
Ladka: Nahi to.
Ladki: Me sab janti hu.
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai.
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo.
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai.

Uploaded By: Viraj Nov,15 2015
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Medical Store

Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Meri mano,
Isi raste par medical store khol do mast chalega.

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,14 2015
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Sagar Se Gahara

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu,
Dost me aap jaisa,
Nalayak koi nahi.

Uploaded By: Chameli Nov,13 2015
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Yaar Se Dosti

Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna,
Q k,
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h.

Uploaded By: Mariya Nov,12 2015
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Love Story

Old Love Story: Start from eyes,
Grow with gifts,
End with tears.
New Love Story: Start from mobile,
Grow with balance share,
End with SIM Change.

Uploaded By: Sophia Nov,11 2015
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Gaal Pe Kiss

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.

Uploaded By: Neeta Nov,10 2015
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Aag Bhujane Ke Liye

Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna.
Q k Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h.

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,9 2015
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Tawazzo Na Di

Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Uploaded By: Sunny Nov,7 2015
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Kamaal Karti Hai

Wo Ishaq Ki Raahon Main Kya Kamaal Krti Hai.,
Likhti Hai I LOVE U aur Send To All Krti Hai.

Uploaded By: Karan Nov,6 2015
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Hamara Farz

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari.
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu.
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai.

Uploaded By: Julie Nov,5 2015
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Shaadi Ki Naubat

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Nov,4 2015
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Shikayat Mat Karna

Ab kisi aur se mohabbat karlu to shikayat mat karna,
Yeh buri adat bhi mujhe tumse hi lagi hai.

 

Uploaded By: Pankaj Nov,4 2015
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Kaise Sama Paaoge

Laafzo me kya taarif karun aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sama paaoge,
Jab log hamare baare me puchenege,
Meri aankho me jaanemaan sirf tum nazar aaoge.

Uploaded By: Priya Nov,3 2015
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Kamar Balkhana

Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai.
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho,
Kamar balkha hi jaati hai.

Uploaded By: Aakash Nov,2 2015
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Ishara

Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
Jhalak dikh laja,
Jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai,
Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja.

Uploaded By: Jessie Oct,30 2015
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Rules Of Boys

Tujhe pane k Liye kuch b kr skta Hu,
Tere pyar me Ji aur mr skta Hu,
Phir b tu na Mili to ghm Nhi,
ye formula me Dusri pe b try kr skTa Hu.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Oct,29 2015
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Bahan Ko Phasayenge

Kya hua jo us na apne hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwayen ge,
Hame pata tha woh hamare naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasayen ge.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Oct,28 2015
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Forever Ho Tum

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Uploaded By: Farhan Oct,28 2015
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Naya Zamana

Girls of 1995 & 2015,
GIRLZ OF 1995: AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM.
GIRLZ OF 2015: AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.

Uploaded By: Karan Oct,28 2015
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Yeh sulagata jism

Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki
Tumhe MALARIA hai.

Uploaded By: Aakash Oct,27 2015
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Bhagwan ke Bina

Bhagwan ke Bina Mandir Adhoora Hai.
Dosti Ke Bina Jeevan Adhoora Hai.
Biwi ke Bina Ghar Adhoora Hai.
App Ke Bina Circus Adhoora.

Uploaded By: Tia Oct,27 2015
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Dil Ne Chaha

Dil Ne Chaha Tha Ki Chand Ke Har Tukde Par Tera Naam Likh Du,
Magar Kambakhat Ye Khyal Hi Amavas Ki Raat Ko Aya.

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Oct,26 2015
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Aaj Ka Sawal

Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple.
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.

Uploaded By: Liza Oct,24 2015
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Jaanemaan

Laafzo me kya taarif karun aapki, aap lafzo me kaise sama paaoge, jab log hamare baare me puchenege, meri aankho me jaanemaan sirf tum nazar aaoge.

Uploaded By: Viraj Oct,23 2015
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Deewana

Kaun kehta hai ye Dil Pagal hai,
Pagalpan to bas ek Bahaana hai,
Ek bar Muskura kar to Dekho lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana hai.

Uploaded By: Raj Oct,21 2015
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Chand Taare

Teray liye chand taray tor doon,
In hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
Itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

Uploaded By: Admin Oct,20 2015
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Little Star

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.

Uploaded By: Julia Oct,19 2015
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Khoobsurat Ladki

Aaj Ka Sawal: Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
Very simple,
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.

Uploaded By: Santi Oct,17 2015
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Waqt Bewaqt

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Uploaded By: Poonam Oct,16 2015
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Rab

Boy: Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yara Main Kya Karu?
Girl: Karna Kya Hai Pessa Fako, Matha Teko Or Chalte Bano Baaki Bhi Bagat Line Main Hai.

Uploaded By: Aakash Oct,14 2015
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Medical Store

Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega.
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega.
Meri mano,
Isi raste par medical store khol do mast chalega.

Uploaded By: Aakash Oct,13 2015
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Dharmik Proposal

Boy Proposal: Maan Ko Marathi Mein Kya Kehte Hai?
Girl: I.
Ram Ke Bade Bete Ka Naam Kya Tha?
Girl: Love.
Swami Narayan Ke Tilak Ka Aakaar Kya Hai?
Girl: U.
Boy: I Love U 2.

Uploaded By: Karan Oct,12 2015
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Urdu

Boy Proposed A Girl: I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you.
Wil U Marry Me?
Girl: Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.
Boy: Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.

Uploaded By: Julia Oct,9 2015
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Be Careful

Aap Ko Kissi Unknown Number Se Aik Sms Aa Sakta Hai Jis Se Aapki,
Mobile Screen Pe Meri Photo Aa Jaye Gi.
Please Dekhay Bina Delete Kar Dain Kyon Kay Pehlay He Bahut Se,
Log Deewanay Ho Chukay Hain.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Oct,8 2015
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Masjid

Larka: Aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k Jan E Man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: Sandil utaroo kia?
Larka: Jan E Man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Oct,7 2015
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Shabaab

Tumhare jaisa kahi bhi Dekha Shabaab nahi,
Tumhari Haseen Nazar ka bhi Jawab nahi,
Hoge is Duniya me Lakho Haseen,
Magar Tere jaisa koi bhi Lajawaab nahi.

Uploaded By: Varun Oct,6 2015
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Confidence

Boy Goes To A Girl With Full Of Confidence.
Dekho, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti Ko Line Maare.
Is Liye Tum Haan Kaho To Un Dono Ko Bhai Behan Bana De.

Uploaded By: Chameli Oct,5 2015
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Suraj

Iss Duniya Mein Flirts Ki Kami Nahi,
Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekho,
Aata Hai Usha Ke Sath,
Jata Hai Sandhya Ke Sath,
Sota Hai Nisha Ke Sath,
Aur Uthta Hai Kiran Ke Sath.
Aur Log Kahte Hai Ki Main Hi Flirty Hun.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Oct,3 2015
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Water

Boy: Hey do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me.

Uploaded By: Jessie Oct,1 2015
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Jhakkass

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola: Waah, Kya Maal Hai.
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli: Maal To Jhakkass hai,
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.

Uploaded By: Julia Sep,30 2015
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Paraya Dhan

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Sep,29 2015
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McDonald

Height Of Expressing.
Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald?
Girl With Mysterious Look, Asks: Why?
Boy: Because I m Loving it.

Uploaded By: Savita Sep,28 2015
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Dil

Dhadkano Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi Hoti.
Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard,
Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.

Uploaded By: Sophia Sep,25 2015
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Roshni

Abhi abhi toh mile ho,
Abhi na karo chootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh pasand aaye ho,
Abhi abhi rootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh roshni aayi,
Abhi na karo muh chupane ki baat.

Uploaded By: Rehan Sep,24 2015
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Galiyon Mein

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,
Kyun K,
Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy,
Kya,
Bacchi,
Hy Yar.

Uploaded By: Julie Sep,23 2015
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Twinkle

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Sep,22 2015
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Ladies First

2 Premiyon Ne Pahadi Se Kood Kar Aatam-Hatya Karne Ka Faisla Liya.
Ladka Pahle Kood Gaya,
Lekin Ladki Nahi Koodi,
Bas Phir Usi Din Se Ek Nayi Kahavat Shuru Hui Ladies First.

Uploaded By: Rahul Sep,21 2015
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