Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
Shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo ko kaise samjhaye,
Ki har zakkas ladki ki MAA hume apni SAAS lagti hai.
Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye.
Aaj offer aaya hai.
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye.
Din Bhar Kitna Bhi Kyun Na Ghoom Lo,
Sabse Hot Ladki Tabhi Dikhegi
Jab Gharwalo Ke Sath Bazaar Jaoge.
Ladkiyo ka real fact: Pehle to ladke se kehti hai,
Tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na.
Ladka: Nahi to.
Ladki: Me sab janti hu.
Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai.
Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo.
Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai.
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega,
Meri mano,
Isi raste par medical store khol do mast chalega.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu,
Dost me aap jaisa,
Nalayak koi nahi.
Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna,
Q k,
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h.
Old Love Story: Start from eyes,
Grow with gifts,
End with tears.
New Love Story: Start from mobile,
Grow with balance share,
End with SIM Change.
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi.
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye,
Aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.
Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna.
Q k Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h.
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
Wo Ishaq Ki Raahon Main Kya Kamaal Krti Hai.,
Likhti Hai I LOVE U aur Send To All Krti Hai.
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari.
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu.
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai.
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.
Ab kisi aur se mohabbat karlu to shikayat mat karna,
Yeh buri adat bhi mujhe tumse hi lagi hai.
Laafzo me kya taarif karun aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sama paaoge,
Jab log hamare baare me puchenege,
Meri aankho me jaanemaan sirf tum nazar aaoge.
Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai.
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho,
Kamar balkha hi jaati hai.
Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
Jhalak dikh laja,
Jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai,
Ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja.
Tujhe pane k Liye kuch b kr skta Hu,
Tere pyar me Ji aur mr skta Hu,
Phir b tu na Mili to ghm Nhi,
ye formula me Dusri pe b try kr skTa Hu.
Kya hua jo us na apne hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwayen ge,
Hame pata tha woh hamare naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasayen ge.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.
Girls of 1995 & 2015,
GIRLZ OF 1995: AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM.
GIRLZ OF 2015: AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.
Yeh sulagata jism,
Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki
Tumhe MALARIA hai.
Bhagwan ke Bina Mandir Adhoora Hai.
Dosti Ke Bina Jeevan Adhoora Hai.
Biwi ke Bina Ghar Adhoora Hai.
App Ke Bina Circus Adhoora.
Dil Ne Chaha Tha Ki Chand Ke Har Tukde Par Tera Naam Likh Du,
Magar Kambakhat Ye Khyal Hi Amavas Ki Raat Ko Aya.
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple.
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.
Laafzo me kya taarif karun aapki, aap lafzo me kaise sama paaoge, jab log hamare baare me puchenege, meri aankho me jaanemaan sirf tum nazar aaoge.
Kaun kehta hai ye Dil Pagal hai,
Pagalpan to bas ek Bahaana hai,
Ek bar Muskura kar to Dekho lo,
Ye Pagal Dil Tumhara Deewana hai.
Teray liye chand taray tor doon,
In hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
Itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.
Aaj Ka Sawal: Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
Very simple,
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai.
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.
Boy: Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yara Main Kya Karu?
Girl: Karna Kya Hai Pessa Fako, Matha Teko Or Chalte Bano Baaki Bhi Bagat Line Main Hai.
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega.
Mohabbat k raste me har waqt dard milega.
Meri mano,
Isi raste par medical store khol do mast chalega.
Boy Proposal: Maan Ko Marathi Mein Kya Kehte Hai?
Girl: I.
Ram Ke Bade Bete Ka Naam Kya Tha?
Girl: Love.
Swami Narayan Ke Tilak Ka Aakaar Kya Hai?
Girl: U.
Boy: I Love U 2.
Boy Proposed A Girl: I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you.
Wil U Marry Me?
Girl: Urdu Bolo Meki englash Ni Ashni.
Boy: Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.
Aap Ko Kissi Unknown Number Se Aik Sms Aa Sakta Hai Jis Se Aapki,
Mobile Screen Pe Meri Photo Aa Jaye Gi.
Please Dekhay Bina Delete Kar Dain Kyon Kay Pehlay He Bahut Se,
Log Deewanay Ho Chukay Hain.
Larka: Aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k Jan E Man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: Sandil utaroo kia?
Larka: Jan E Man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.
Tumhare jaisa kahi bhi Dekha Shabaab nahi,
Tumhari Haseen Nazar ka bhi Jawab nahi,
Hoge is Duniya me Lakho Haseen,
Magar Tere jaisa koi bhi Lajawaab nahi.
Boy Goes To A Girl With Full Of Confidence.
Dekho, Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti Ko Line Maare.
Is Liye Tum Haan Kaho To Un Dono Ko Bhai Behan Bana De.
Iss Duniya Mein Flirts Ki Kami Nahi,
Ab Suraj Ko Hi Dekho,
Aata Hai Usha Ke Sath,
Jata Hai Sandhya Ke Sath,
Sota Hai Nisha Ke Sath,
Aur Uthta Hai Kiran Ke Sath.
Aur Log Kahte Hai Ki Main Hi Flirty Hun.
Boy: Hey do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me.
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola: Waah, Kya Maal Hai.
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli: Maal To Jhakkass hai,
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
Height Of Expressing.
Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald?
Girl With Mysterious Look, Asks: Why?
Boy: Because I m Loving it.
Dhadkano Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyaar Ki Khabar Nahi Hoti.
Kya Mahsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard,
Dil Tutne Ki To Awaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.
Abhi abhi toh mile ho,
Abhi na karo chootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh pasand aaye ho,
Abhi abhi rootne ki baat.
Abhi abhi toh roshni aayi,
Abhi na karo muh chupane ki baat.
Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,
Kyun K,
Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy,
Kya,
Bacchi,
Hy Yar.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
Ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.
2 Premiyon Ne Pahadi Se Kood Kar Aatam-Hatya Karne Ka Faisla Liya.
Ladka Pahle Kood Gaya,
Lekin Ladki Nahi Koodi,
Bas Phir Usi Din Se Ek Nayi Kahavat Shuru Hui Ladies First.