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Jungle

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain,
1 Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2 Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Sep,19 2015
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Mohabbat

Wada Humne kiya Tha Nibhane k Liye,
1 Dil diya,
1 Dil pane k Liye,
Usne Mohabbat shikha Di,
Aur kaha Humne Ishq kiya Tha,
Tumhe Azmane k lye.

Uploaded By: Mariya Sep,17 2015
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Aapke SMS

Hadh se bhi zyada kisiko tarpaya nahi karte,
Jin ki saans chalti ho aapke SMS se,
Unhe apne SMS ke liye rulaya nahi karte.

Uploaded By: Munni Sep,16 2015
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Girls Hostel

Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
Rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
Patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1,2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.

Uploaded By: Nikki Sep,14 2015
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Bless You

Pickup line of the Day.
Boy: I cant pray GOD to bless you.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cz he already did.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Sep,11 2015
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PURANA

GIRLZ OF 1995,
AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM.
GIRLZ OF 2015,
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.

Uploaded By: Priya Sep,10 2015
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Dam Niklay

Hazaroon Bachiyan Aisi K Har Bachi Pe Dam Niklay.
Par Jis Bachi Pe Dam Niklay Woe Ghar Se Kam Niklay.

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Sep,9 2015
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Live Concert

Boy: Tum Gana Bohot Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathroom Singer.
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi Apne Live Concert Pay.

Uploaded By: Rahul Sep,8 2015
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Remains With U

Gold Gets Brown Silver Gets Dark Platinum Gets White,
Copper Loses Shine. All Metals Leaves U But,
I M The Only 1 Who Remains With U.
Bcoz Heera Hai Sada K Liye.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Sep,7 2015
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Zordaar Chanta

Ladka: I LOVE U.
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara.
Aur boli Kya Kaha tumne?
Ladke ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha.
Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu?

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Sep,4 2015
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A Good Day

When I Am Happy With You, It is A Good Day.
When I Quarrel With You,
It is A Bad Day.
So I Always Pray God To Grant A Good Day.

Uploaded By: Priya Sep,3 2015
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Very Clear

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear.

Uploaded By: Karan Sep,2 2015
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Girlfriend Ko Kiss

Sagar mein water,
Water mein fish,
Aapko namste,
Apki girlfriend ko kiss,
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa,
Maza aa gaya Kal phir karoonga.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Sep,1 2015
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Totally Mad

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Uploaded By: Rahul Sep,1 2015
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Quiet Need

I love you to the level of every days,
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love you freely, as men strive for Right,
I love you purely, as they turn from Praise.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Aug,31 2015
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Aaj Ke Devdas

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,
Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,
Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,
Na Chander Mukhi, Na Paaro,
Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

Uploaded By: Julia Aug,28 2015
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Pyar Ki Line

——————
Zarori Nahi K Har
SMS Mein Koi Message Ho,
BUS, AAP Yaad Aa Rahy Thy,
Es Liye Aap Ko Line,
Maar Di.

Uploaded By: Liza Aug,27 2015
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Always With You

My real smile comes when i am with you Darling.

Uploaded By: Sophia Aug,26 2015
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OVER CONFIDENCE

12 boys planned to propose a girl,
10 came with a rose but 1 came with a ring, Thats CONFIDENCE.
But what about the other 1,
Wo saala baarat lekar aa gya, thats OVER CONFIDENCE.

Uploaded By: Raj Aug,25 2015
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EXTRA ATTRACTIVE

I M Not FLIRTING.
I M Just Being EXTRA NICE,
To Someone Who Is,
EXTRA ATTRACTIVE.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Aug,24 2015
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Natural Disasters

Boy: Can I Take Your Picture?
Girl: Well Of course, Why Not.
Boy Takes A Picture Then,
He Says: Thank You Very Much,
I Just Love To Collect The.
Images Of Natural Disasters.

Uploaded By: Varun Aug,22 2015
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Please Cooperate

Plz froward to all ur friends (girl): When someone is Flirting with u,
Please Cooperate Yahi to din hain,
kuch saal bad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega.

Uploaded By: Santi Aug,21 2015
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Cute Call

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute,
miss call, if i m gorgeous,
Text back if i m pretty,
Text a joke if i m charming,
Just ignore if u r jealous.

Uploaded By: Tia Aug,20 2015
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Shaadi Ki Naubat

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.

Uploaded By: Roopa Aug,19 2015
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My Heart

Boy: Beww,
BEWWWW,
beWW,
BEwW,
Girl: WHAT?
Boy:That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up,
Because,
When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.

Uploaded By: Raj Aug,18 2015
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God Bless You

Boy: I cant pray GOD to bless you.
Girl : Why?
Boy: Cz he already did.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Aug,17 2015
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Look Down

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I cry.
U laugh. I laugh.
U jump out of d window.
I look down n then. I laugh again hahaha.

Uploaded By: Karan Aug,14 2015
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Kuch Saal Baad

Plz froward to all ur friends girl: When someone is Flirting with u,
Please Co operate.
Yahi to din hain,
Kuch saal baad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega.

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Aug,13 2015
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Interesting Message

Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai?
DONATE UR EYES.
Saale Kamino ko Social Message b interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hai.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Aug,13 2015
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Live Concert

Boy: Tum Gana Bohot,
Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am,
Just Bathroom Singer.
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi,
Apne Live Concert Pay.

Uploaded By: Admin Aug,12 2015
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Aankh Maari

Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh Maari
Ladki: Mai Esi Wesi Ladki Nahi Hu ..
Ladka: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai

Uploaded By: Nikki Aug,11 2015
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Hide N Seek

Boy: Sweetie,Lets play a game.
Girl: What game?
Boy: Anything but not hide n seek.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find.

Uploaded By: Roopa Aug,7 2015
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Sweet Voice

True Example Of Self Protection With Heavy Flirt.
Teacher To Pappu: Why Are You Sleeping In The Class?
Pappu: Your Voice Is So Sweet That’s Why, I Am Getting Sleep.
Teacher: Then, Why Other Students Are Not Sleeping?
Pappu: They Aren’t Listening To You, Mam.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Aug,6 2015
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Don't Look At Menu

Aftr engagemnt.
Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now.
Boy: Oho what do u mean,
If i m on diet,
That doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU.

Uploaded By: Karan Aug,5 2015
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You Are Married

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
Married

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Aug,4 2015
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Ideal Grace

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love you to the depth and breadth and height,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight,
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

Uploaded By: Sunny Aug,3 2015
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Gorgeous Smile

Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes all things easy,
Hopes makes all things work,
But ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
Luv & hope in me.

Uploaded By: Rehan Aug,1 2015
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Boy Takes 3 Sec

A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
But A Boy Takes 3 Sec.
1st Sec: Yaar Dekh Kya Bachi Hai.
2nd Sec: Kia Lush Aawaz Hai.
3rd Sec: Kasam Se Jani Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya.

Uploaded By: Tia Jul,31 2015
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May God Bless U

May the angels protect U,
May sadness 4get U,
May goodness surround U,
May happiness be round U,
And may God always bless U.

Uploaded By: Sneha Jul,30 2015
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Girlfriend Se Shaadi

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jul,29 2015
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After Engagement

Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now.
Boy: Oho what do u mean,
If i m on diet,
That doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU.

Uploaded By: Mariya Jul,28 2015
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Ullu Banana

I miss u rozana,
After breakfast & khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana,
Hum ko acha lagta hai,
Aap ko ullu banana.


Uploaded By: Liza Jul,27 2015
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Sadke jaoon

Paagal hone ka naya tareeka:
Sadke jaoon
Kitna shauq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kaun si kami hai.

Uploaded By: Praveen Jul,27 2015
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Live Without You

It Hurts to Breathe.
Because Every breathe I take,
Make me feel I can not Live without you.

Uploaded By: Savita Jul,27 2015
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Changed It

Advise of a dentist,
Treat your girlfriend,
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it &,
Changed it every 3 months.

Uploaded By: Julia Jul,24 2015
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Love Never Dies

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Uploaded By: Rahul Jul,23 2015
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Bajane Ke Liye

Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
Aaj offer aaya hai..
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye.. 

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,20 2015
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GF Se Shaadi

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!

Uploaded By: Farhan Jul,20 2015
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Cut Flirt

Boy: Hey do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me.

Uploaded By: Poonam Jul,20 2015
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A SWEET HEART

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart.
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS,
As u r already a SWEETEHART.

Uploaded By: Nikki Jul,17 2015
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