Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain,
1 Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2 Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.
Wada Humne kiya Tha Nibhane k Liye,
1 Dil diya,
1 Dil pane k Liye,
Usne Mohabbat shikha Di,
Aur kaha Humne Ishq kiya Tha,
Tumhe Azmane k lye.
Hadh se bhi zyada kisiko tarpaya nahi karte,
Jin ki saans chalti ho aapke SMS se,
Unhe apne SMS ke liye rulaya nahi karte.
Ek bund se samundar nhi banta,
Rone se mukaddar nahi banta,
Patana hai to pure girls hostel kn patao
1,2 ladki patane se koi sikandar nahi banta.
Pickup line of the Day.
Boy: I cant pray GOD to bless you.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cz he already did.
GIRLZ OF 1995,
AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM.
GIRLZ OF 2015,
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM.
Hazaroon Bachiyan Aisi K Har Bachi Pe Dam Niklay.
Par Jis Bachi Pe Dam Niklay Woe Ghar Se Kam Niklay.
Boy: Tum Gana Bohot Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathroom Singer.
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi Apne Live Concert Pay.
Gold Gets Brown Silver Gets Dark Platinum Gets White,
Copper Loses Shine. All Metals Leaves U But,
I M The Only 1 Who Remains With U.
Bcoz Heera Hai Sada K Liye.
Ladka: I LOVE U.
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara.
Aur boli Kya Kaha tumne?
Ladke ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha.
Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu?
When I Am Happy With You, It is A Good Day.
When I Quarrel With You,
It is A Bad Day.
So I Always Pray God To Grant A Good Day.
Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & very clear.
Sagar mein water,
Water mein fish,
Aapko namste,
Apki girlfriend ko kiss,
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa,
Maza aa gaya Kal phir karoonga.
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
I love you to the level of every days,
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love you freely, as men strive for Right,
I love you purely, as they turn from Praise.
Na Pyar, Na Yaar,
Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,
Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,
Na Chander Mukhi, Na Paaro,
Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.
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Zarori Nahi K Har
SMS Mein Koi Message Ho,
BUS, AAP Yaad Aa Rahy Thy,
Es Liye Aap Ko Line,
Maar Di.
12 boys planned to propose a girl,
10 came with a rose but 1 came with a ring, Thats CONFIDENCE.
But what about the other 1,
Wo saala baarat lekar aa gya, thats OVER CONFIDENCE.
I M Not FLIRTING.
I M Just Being EXTRA NICE,
To Someone Who Is,
EXTRA ATTRACTIVE.
Boy: Can I Take Your Picture?
Girl: Well Of course, Why Not.
Boy Takes A Picture Then,
He Says: Thank You Very Much,
I Just Love To Collect The.
Images Of Natural Disasters.
Plz froward to all ur friends (girl): When someone is Flirting with u,
Please Cooperate Yahi to din hain,
kuch saal bad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega.
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute,
miss call, if i m gorgeous,
Text back if i m pretty,
Text a joke if i m charming,
Just ignore if u r jealous.
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.
Boy: Beww,
BEWWWW,
beWW,
BEwW,
Girl: WHAT?
Boy:That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up,
Because,
When I Saw You My Heart Stopped.
Boy: I cant pray GOD to bless you.
Girl : Why?
Boy: Cz he already did.
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I cry.
U laugh. I laugh.
U jump out of d window.
I look down n then. I laugh again hahaha.
Plz froward to all ur friends girl: When someone is Flirting with u,
Please Co operate.
Yahi to din hain,
Kuch saal baad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega.
Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai?
DONATE UR EYES.
Saale Kamino ko Social Message b interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hai.
Boy: Tum Gana Bohot,
Acha Gati Ho,
Girl: Thanx But I Am,
Just Bathroom Singer.
Boy: To Bulao Na Kabi,
Apne Live Concert Pay.
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh Maari
Ladki: Mai Esi Wesi Ladki Nahi Hu ..
Ladka: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai
Boy: Sweetie,Lets play a game.
Girl: What game?
Boy: Anything but not hide n seek.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find.
True Example Of Self Protection With Heavy Flirt.
Teacher To Pappu: Why Are You Sleeping In The Class?
Pappu: Your Voice Is So Sweet That’s Why, I Am Getting Sleep.
Teacher: Then, Why Other Students Are Not Sleeping?
Pappu: They Aren’t Listening To You, Mam.
Aftr engagemnt.
Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now.
Boy: Oho what do u mean,
If i m on diet,
That doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU.
Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
Married
How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love you to the depth and breadth and height,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight,
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes all things easy,
Hopes makes all things work,
But ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
Luv & hope in me.
A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
But A Boy Takes 3 Sec.
1st Sec: Yaar Dekh Kya Bachi Hai.
2nd Sec: Kia Lush Aawaz Hai.
3rd Sec: Kasam Se Jani Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya.
May the angels protect U,
May sadness 4get U,
May goodness surround U,
May happiness be round U,
And may God always bless U.
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.
Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now.
Boy: Oho what do u mean,
If i m on diet,
That doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU.
I miss u rozana,
After breakfast & khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana,
Hum ko acha lagta hai,
Aap ko ullu banana.
Paagal hone ka naya tareeka:
Sadke jaoon
Kitna shauq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kaun si kami hai.
It Hurts to Breathe.
Because Every breathe I take,
Make me feel I can not Live without you.
Advise of a dentist,
Treat your girlfriend,
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it &,
Changed it every 3 months.
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
Aaj offer aaya hai..
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye..
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Boy: Hey do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me.
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart.
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS,
As u r already a SWEETEHART.