Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Husn bana to Deewane bane..
Kuch to baat hai aap me,
Yoon hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kaisa laga

Mujhe Nhi Chahiye Pura Sagar
Pani Ki Ek Bund Hi Kaafi Hai.
Mujhe Nhi Chahiye Hazaaron Ladkiyan
Bas 1 Sachi LOVER Hi Kaafi Hai.

Ek ladka ladki se ishara karke kehta hai,
jhalak dikh laja,
jhalak dikh laja,
Ladki chappal Nikal ke kehti hai
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja..

Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine..

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey... EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

एक लड़का अपनी क्लास की एक लड़की को पटाने की कोशिश कर रहा था ,
लड़का – hii स्वीटी , 50 का रिचार्ज करा दूँ क्या ?
लड़की – नहीं ,लड़का (मन ही मन मे)- वाह कितनी शरीफ लड़की है
लड़की – अच्छा 500 का करा दो ,फुल टॉकटाइम ऑफर चल रहा है ,
लड़का – जा बहन ! तेरी क्लास शुरू होने वाली होगी

A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her: Boy: No sorry, I am marrying someone else.. Girl: Oh, I wish you very best of luck and stay happy, I will move on. Boy: No please be my friend, I need you  Girl: That’s the problem you need me, but you don’t want me. I am sorry i cant be your friend anymore.

You Look Almost PERFECT The Only Thing I Can See that's Wrong Is Your LIPS They Are Not Touching Mine

You r like my asthma, you take my breath away.Like dandruff; I cant get you off my head.Like my car, you drive me crazy.Like dentures, I cant smile without you.

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat ta Hai
Hira Hire Ko Kaat ta Hai
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega
Qki.
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

All i think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the time

Girl to riksha wala :Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

If i had a penny for every time i thought of u
Id still miss u but at least
Id be rich enough 2 come & see u .

All i think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the timeAll  think about is u
if there was one star for the love
I have for u then
It would be day time all the time

Having a good laugh with a friend like you
stimulates endorphins,the brain's natural painkillers.
So,if you need to laugh and you can't find
a friend like yourself,I can lend you my mirror.

Dosti Karo College Wali Se,
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se,
Programe Karo Pados Wali Se,
Ankh Ladao Sali Se,
Love Karo Dilwali Se,
Aur Mar Khao Ghar Wali Say.

Larka: Aik Larki Ko Cherte Huwe Kahta
Hai K Jan-E-Man Is Dil Mai A Jao.
Larki: Sandil Utaroo Kia?????
Larka:Jan-E-Man Ye Dil Hai Koi Masjid Nahi
Sandil Pahan Kar Hi Ajao.

Teray Liye Chand Taray Tor Doon,
In Hawaon Ka Rukh Mor Doon,
Itna Kafi Hai Ya Do Char Jhoot Aur Bol Doon.

Log Ishq Kartay Hain Baray Shor Kay Sath,
Humne Bhi Kia Bare Zor Kay Sath,
Lakin Ab Karain Gay Thoray Ghor Kay Sath,
Kyunke Kal Usay Dekha Kisi Aur Kay Sath.

Hamari Dosti Ka Kitna Faida Uthhatay Ho,
1msg Bhej Ke10 Free Pate Ho,
Hamare Dil Par Kyon Zulm Dhate Ho,
Hamare Msg Forward Kar K Naye - Naye Dost Banate Ho.

Woh Raishmi Balon Wali, Bhoori Ankhon Wali,
Komal Hathon Or Naram Pairon Wali,
Matakti Hoi Andhairay Main,
Tumharay Paas Ayegi Aur Dheeray Sai Bolegi.
"Maiyooon"..

Sitaron Se Agey Jahan Aur Bhi Hein,
Abhi Mohabbat K Imthan Aur Bhi Hein,
Tum Hi Nehi Jalatey Mere Dil Ko,
College Mein Ladkiyan Aur Bhi Hein.