4-4साल के बच्चे गाते फिर रहे हैं
"छोटी ड्रेस में बॉम्ब लगदी मैनु"
साला जब हम चार साल के थे तो 1 ही वर्ड याद था..
वही गाते फिरते थे...
"शक्ति शक्ति शक्तिमान-शक्तिमान"
भारतीय पुरुष एक बात में भिन्न हैं कि,
शादी के बाद उनपे एक खास जिम्मेदारी होती है
कुकर की ३ सिटी के बाद गैस बंद कर देना
Dost Hote Nahi Bhul Jane ke liye,
Zindagi Milti Hai dost Banane Ke liye,
Humse Dosti Rakhyega To Itni Khushi Denge,
Ke Waqt Hee Nahi Milega Aansu Bahane Ke liye.
Khamosh raat ke pehlume sitare na hote,
Inn rukhi aankhome rangin nazare na hote,
YAKIN maniye hum bhi na karte parwah,
Agar aap dost itne pyare shayari na ligate.
Dosti kisi ki riyasat nhi hoti,
Mout kisi ki Amant nhi hoti,
Hmari Adalat me kdm zra soch,
Smjhkr rkhna, yha dosti todne wale ki jmant nhi hoti.
दोस्त को दोस्त का इशारा याद रहेता हे,
हर दोस्त को अपना दोस्ताना याद रहेता हे,
कुछ पल सच्चे दोस्त के साथ तो गुजारो,
वो अफ़साना मौत तक याद रहेता हे|
सच्चे दोस्त वे होते हैं जो…
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मदद करने से पहले दुनिया भर की गालियां देते हैं
Pyar Ka Tohfa Hr Kisiko Nhi Milta
Ye Wo Phul H Jo Hr Bhaag Me Nhi Khilta
Is Phul Ko Kabi Tutne Mat Dena
Qki Tuta Hua Phul Wapas Nhi Khilta
Zindagi Milti Hai Himmat Walo Ko,
Khusi Milti Hai Takdir Walo Ko,
Pyar Milta Hai Dilwalo Ko Aur,
Aap Jaise Dost Milte Hai Naseeb Walo Ko
Milna Bichdna Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai,
Kabhi Nafrat To Kabhi Dilo Ke Me,
Sirf Dosti Hi Yaha NOT FOR SALE Hai
Dosti Ghazal Hai Gun Gunane Ke Liye
Dosti Naghma Hai Sunane Ke Liye
Yeh Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sab Ko Nahin Milta
Kion Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye
Dosti Hi Shayad Zindagi Hoti
He,Jo Har Dil Me Basi Hoti
He,Waise To Je Lete
Hesabhi Akele
Magar Phir b Zarurat Iski Har Kisi Ko Hoti Hai
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahin karte,
Gham ke pyalon ko piya nahin karte,
Kuchh nawab dost hain hamare,
Jinko pareshan na karo to woh yaad kiya nahi karte.
Zindagi wo jo guzar jaye,
Ansoo wo jo beh jaye,
Khusi wo jo mil jaye,
Gam wo jo beet jaye,
Magar DOST Wo jo HUMESHA sath nibhaye.
Aapki hasi bahut pyaari lagti hai,
Aapki har khushi hamein hamari lagti hai,
Kabhi door na karna khud se humein,
Aapki dosti humein jaan se bhi pyaari lagti hai.
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chhute,
Agar fir ruthe dil tute,
Aur agar fir ruthe?
Nikal danda.
Maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chhute,
Agar fir ruthe dil tute,
Aur agar fir ruthe?
Nikal danda.
Maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
Kisi ne humse pucha tumhare dost kya karte hain?
Humne bhi badhi Shaan se jawab diya.
Black Dog,
Antiquity,
Teachers,
Kingfisher,
Jesi badhi Company unske dam par chali hain.
Jaam Pe Jaam Peene Ka Kya Fayda,
Sham Ko Pee Subah Utar Jayegi,
Are Peeni Hai To Do Boond Dosti Ke Pee,
Sari Zindagi Fir Bas Nashe Mein Guzar Jayegi.
Kuch log kahte hain dosti pyar hai,
Kuch log kahte hain dosti zindgi hai,
Hum kahte hai dosti sirf dosti hai,
jiske bina na pyar hai na zindgi hai.
1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
Ramu - Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
CHOR bola - Meri pehen le par jaldi jaa.
Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’
Fiza mein mehakti saam ho tum,
Pyaar mein jhalakta jaam ho tum,
Aur kaya kahe janam tere bare me,
Kharche ka dusra naam ho tum.
DOSTI ek dil ka nata H,
Jo badi ibadat se nibhaya jata H,
Isme duria bhi ho to koi gum nahi dost,
kyunki doston ko dil mein basaya jata H.
Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan NOT 4 SALE hai.
Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan NOT 4 SALE hai.
Dosti ka farz adaa karega kaun,
Hum na hoyenge to dosti karega kaun,
Aye Khuda Mere dost ko rakhna salamat,
Varna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
1 Advice: Don’t change.
1 Request: Take care.
1 Wish: Don’t forget me.
1 Lie: I hate u.
1 Truth: I miss u.
1 Hope: We’ll always be Gud Friends.
Dosti ke riste bhaut lambe hote he,
pata ni kaha tak chalege,
do kadam tum chalna,
do kadam hum chalenge.
Bad me auto kar lenge.
Zikar Hua Jab Khuda Ki Rehmaton Ka,
Humne Khud Ko Khushnaseeb Paya,
Tamanna Thi Ek Pyaare Se Dost Ki,
Khuda Khud Dost Bankar Chala Aaya.
Agar Aap Fight Kar K Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction,
Ur dad: Chal chor, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
Ur mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.
Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya?
But Friend says.
Gaadi Nikaal Saaale ko ghar se nikal ke marenge.
Friends always Rocks.
Teachers are hot water.
Parents are mineral water.
Enemies are salt water.
Lovers are cold water But,
Friends are Daaru ki bottle,
Khushi ho ya Gumm,
De sath har Dum.
Bagwan se scootar manga…car di,
Ghar manga…bangla diya,
Dost manga….tumhe diya,
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa kyu kiya!!
Dil armano se houseful hai,
pure honge ya nahi yeh doubtful h,
yun to duniya me har chiz WONDERFUL h,
par zindagi mere jaise dosto se hi BEAUTIFUL H..
Dosti ki wajah nahin hoti,
Dosti saza nahin hoti,
Dosti me hoti he imandari,
Dosti me duniadari nahi hoti,
Dost jaan se pyara hota he,
Dost se jaan pyari nahin hoti
Ye kis k Aansu gire kafan pe mere,
Ye kon roya muj ajnbi k liye,
Meri maut k baad hi us ko ehsas ho gya,
Me kitna accha Dost tha uski Dosti k liye.
कौन कहता है कि दोस्ती बराबरी में होती है सच तो ये है दोस्ती में सब बराबर होते है..!!
Khwaish dil se jatai nai jati,
dosto ki yad yuhi bhulai nai jati ,
chalo hum hi sms kardete hai.dosto se to taqlif uthai nai jati.
Wada na karo agar nibha na sako
chaho na usko jise tum Pa na sako
Dost to duniya mein bahut hote hai
Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskara na sako.
Wada na karo agar nibha na sako
chaho na usko jise tum Pa na sako
Dost to duniya mein bahut hote hai
Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskara na sako.
Hum woh nahi jo tumhe gum me chod denge.
hum woh nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge.
hum to tere wo dost hai jo saanse.
ruk jaye to apni saanse jorh denge..
Kisi roj yaad na kar pau to khudgarj na samjh lena,
Darasl choti si iss umar mai presaniya bhut hai,
Main bhoola nhi hu kisi ko mere bahot achhe dost hai zmane me,
Bs thodi zindagi uljhi pdi hai do waqt ki roti kmane me.
Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai,
Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh,
Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai.
Dosti imtihan nahi viswas mangti hai, Nazar aur kuch nahi dost ka deedar mangti hai, Zindagi apne liye kuch nahi par aapke liye, Dua hazaar mangti hai
Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,. dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna, bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum, aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna…
Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,. dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna, bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum, aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna
Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai, Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai, Hamare taraf hath badha kar to dekho, Pata chalega k dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai.
Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main…