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कम बॉल पर सेंच्युरी

सबसे कम बॉल पर सेंच्युरी लगाने वाले शतकवीर..
अझर : 62 बॉल
सेहवाग : 60 बॉल
जयसुर्या : 48 बॉल
आफ्रिदी : 37 बॉल
ए बी डिविलर्स : 31 बॉल
और धृतराष्ट्र : मात्र 2 बॉल
ये जोक जिसे समझ आया वो इसे आगे फॉरवर्ड करे बाकी लोग महाभारत देखें ....

Uploaded By: Gujju Jan,27 2017
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गोल्ड फ्लेक रखने पर नहीं

Uploaded By: Tia Dec,2 2016
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क्या करोगे, इतना पैसा कमा कर..???

Uploaded By: Chameli Sep,27 2016
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Wifi का Password ही मांग लिया

कल तो पड़ोसन Full Mood में थी
वो बोली जो मांगना हो मांग लो
साला मैंने भी मौके का फायदा उठा के
उसके Wifi का Password ही मांग लिया

Uploaded By: Julia Aug,4 2016
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Nayi Umeed


Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
Apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
Hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
Hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

Uploaded By: Karan Jun,24 2016
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Suraj Se Achha


Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi,
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi.

Uploaded By: Rehan Jun,24 2016
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Phone Ki Jagah

Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha
Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Mai Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone
Karna Tha Na.

Uploaded By: Viraj Jun,17 2016
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Gir Gaya Tha


Masterji: Kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.

Uploaded By: Nikki May,17 2016
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माँ की चप्पल

इश्क़ का रोग था ग़ालिब
माँ की चप्पल से ही आराम आया।

Uploaded By: Chameli Feb,2 2016
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साला झाग ही नहीं हुआ

लड़कियां 10 तरह की Pink लिपस्टिक में भी फर्क बता देंगी
दूसरी तरफ लड़के जो शैम्पू की बजाय कंडिशनर से बाल
धोके कहेंगे 'साला झाग ही नहीं हुआ.

Uploaded By: Varun Feb,2 2016
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Jab Aap Sms

Jab Aap Sms Nahi Karte Itna Gussa
Aata Hai 'Dil To Chahta Hai CHAPPAL Utar
Kar.JOOTE Pahan lu Aur Aapse Milne Aa Jaun.

 

Uploaded By: Aakash Jan,28 2016
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With Idiots

Never Argue With Idiots Because,
First They Bring You To Their Level

Uploaded By: Shilpa Jan,9 2016
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Leti Ho

Boy: Khana bana leti ho.
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl: Haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu.

Uploaded By: Jessie Nov,24 2015
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Dusri Setting

Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi.
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai.
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu.

Uploaded By: Jessie Nov,20 2015
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Humara Khoon

Machher na huma kata yeh us ka jonoon tha,
Hum na kujaya yeh humara sokon tha,
Cha kar bhi hum ne use nahi mara,
Kyo ki us ki rago main humara he khoon tha.

 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Nov,16 2015
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Dar Tanhaiyon Se

Ek Pal Ka Ehsaas Bankar Aate Ho Tum,
Dusre Hi Pal Khwab Bankar Udd Jate Ho,
Tum Jaante ho Ki Lagta Hai Dar Tanhaiyon se,
Phir Bhi Baar Baar Tanha Chhor jate ho Tum.

Uploaded By: Gujju Nov,16 2015
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Dil Mein Aaja

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja.

Uploaded By: Rehan Nov,9 2015
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Bill

Ladki Saath Ho Toh Restaurant Ka Bill,
Ladki Door Ho Toh Mobile Ka Bill,
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye Toh,
Daru Ka Bill.
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,4 2015
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Kidhar Jau

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai.
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?

Uploaded By: Angel Oct,28 2015
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Dum Nikalta Hai

Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.

Uploaded By: Aakash Oct,28 2015
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Translate Karo

Teacher to Pappu, isko english mein translate karo:
Sara ne kapray pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I am Late.

Uploaded By: Farhan Oct,27 2015
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कुदरत

आँखे तालाब नही फिर भी भर आती है,
इगो शरीर नही, फिर भी घायल हो जाता है,
दुश्मनी बीज नही, फिर भी बोइ जाती है,
होठ कपडा नही, फिर भी सिल जाते है,
कुदरत पत्नी नही फिर भी रुठ जाती है,
बुद्वि लोहा नही, फिर भी जंग लग जाती है, और,
इन्सान मौसम नही, फिर भी बदल जाता है।

Uploaded By: Nikki Sep,24 2015
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Dil Dukhana

Zindagi Hasne Ka Naam Hai,
Rona Kis Kaam Ka,
Jaane Wale Chale Gaye,
Unke Liye Dil Dukhana Kis Kaam Ka.

Uploaded By: Roopa Sep,9 2015
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Pani Ki Bottal

Wo Subah Ka Alarm Wo Pani Ki Thandk,
Wo Shampu Ki Botal Wo Liril Ki Tazgi,
Wo Naya Kapdo Ka Sukun Tum Kya Jano,
Ye To Roz Nahane Wale Hi Jane.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Aug,31 2015
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Kaamyabi Vs TOILET

Universal Truth: Kaamyabi TOILET Ki,
Bdbu Ki Tarah Hoti Hai.
Bardasht Tabhi,
Hoti Hai Jab Apni Ho.

Uploaded By: Gujju Aug,19 2015
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A Pessimistis

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Uploaded By: Gujju Aug,7 2015
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Married Man

Best Slogan On A Man's.
T-Shirt: Please Do Not,
Disturb Me, I Am Married,
And Already Very Disturbed.

Uploaded By: Sneha Aug,1 2015
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Not Now

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jul,20 2015
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Not Now

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jul,20 2015
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Titanic Ki

Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai,
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke..
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue,
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.

Uploaded By: Savita Jul,20 2015
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Keep Moving

Martin Luther king said
If u cant Fly Run,
If u cant Run Walk,
If u cant Walk Crawl,
But Keep Moving.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Jul,20 2015
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Larki ko Preshan

Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.
Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?
Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .

Uploaded By: Roopa Jul,16 2015
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Sali Ko

Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,16 2015
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Insaan Ban Jao

Dil k mahman ban jao
Ankho k arman ban jao
Honto ki muskan ban jao.
Oh Aap Ho,
I am sorry yaar:
Tum to bas: Insaan Ban Jao.!

Uploaded By: Rehan Jul,13 2015
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Biwi aur BeGum

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum
To husband se hisse mein aate hai,
Aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!

 
Uploaded By: Tina Jul,8 2015
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Ye payar kise hota hai ??

Girl- Ye pyar kaise hota h?
Boy-Jab time kharab chal raha ho,
Shani ki dsha kharab ho,
Apka mangal bhari ho or
Bhagwan maza lene k mud me ho
Tb pyr ho jata hai.

Uploaded By: Chameli Jul,7 2015
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larki fasana ya ???

Larki Ko Phansana Ziada Mushkil Hai 
Ya
Phansi Huyi Larki Sey
Jaan Churwaana Ziada  Mushkil Hai?

Uploaded By: Karan Jul,7 2015
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You Are Cute

He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho??
He: Mazak

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,3 2015
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Bathroom Me

Pphool murjhate achhe nahi lagte.
Aap Nunu khujate achhe nahi lagte.
koi to pata lo, ab meri jaan.
Roj roj bathroom me hilaate achhe nahi lagte.

Jun,8 2015
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Uska Dil Phir

Aaj uska dil phir DUKHA diya humne,
Apne pyar ka karz CHUKA diya humne.
Dekr lalach use ICE-CREAM ka.
Andhere me apna CHUSA diya humne.

 

Uploaded By: Mariya Jun,8 2015
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Dil todne ki

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jun,8 2015
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Dard Milega

Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega,
Wah wah
Mohabbat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega.
Unnhi rastho pe BAR kholo.. bahut chalega.

Uploaded By: Varun Jun,8 2015
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Kisi ke liye

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

Uploaded By: Sneha Jun,2 2015
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Zalim

Tumhari naam ki gazalein
Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai

Uploaded By: Nikki Jun,2 2015
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press

press 0 for help FUNNY
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me

Uploaded By: Karan Jun,2 2015
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Husband & Wife were Fighting

Husband & Wife were Fighting

Husband: SaLi KUTTI!

Wife: SaLa KUTTA!
The ChiLd was near, he Says

Mai SaLa PUPPY

Uploaded By: Pankaj Dec,9 2014
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Real Tip Of The Life-ZindgiEk Cigarette KiTarah Hai,

Real Tip Of The Life-ZindgiEk Cigarette KiTarah Hai,


Enjoy Karo..
Warna
Jal ToRahi Hi Hai..!
Khatam To WaiseBhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

Uploaded By: Karan Dec,9 2014
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POND-S KI AD ME GAAL DIKHATE HAI

POND-S KI AD ME GAAL DIKHATE HAI,SUNSILK KI AD ME BAAL DIKHATE HAI,ELLE18 KI AD ME LIP DIKHATE HAI, PHIR WHISPER KI AD ME DHOKHA KYON,

JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO

Uploaded By: Roopa Dec,9 2014
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Gam woh cheez hai

Gam woh cheez hai

...

Gam woh cheez hai

...

Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Dec,9 2014
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Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.

 Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.

Mummy: Ye wo jagah hoti hai jaha parent ko loota aur bachho ko pita jata hai.

Uploaded By: Roopa Dec,9 2014
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