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कल तो पड़ोसन Full Mood में थी
वो बोली जो मांगना हो मांग लो
साला मैंने भी मौके का फायदा उठा के
उसके Wifi का Password ही मांग लिया
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
Apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
Hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
Hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi,
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi.
Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha
Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Mai Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone
Karna Tha Na.
Masterji: Kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: Kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.
लड़कियां 10 तरह की Pink लिपस्टिक में भी फर्क बता देंगी
दूसरी तरफ लड़के जो शैम्पू की बजाय कंडिशनर से बाल
धोके कहेंगे 'साला झाग ही नहीं हुआ.
Jab Aap Sms Nahi Karte Itna Gussa
Aata Hai 'Dil To Chahta Hai CHAPPAL Utar
Kar.JOOTE Pahan lu Aur Aapse Milne Aa Jaun.
Never Argue With Idiots Because,
First They Bring You To Their Level
Boy: Khana bana leti ho.
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl: Haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu.
Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi.
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai.
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu.
Machher na huma kata yeh us ka jonoon tha,
Hum na kujaya yeh humara sokon tha,
Cha kar bhi hum ne use nahi mara,
Kyo ki us ki rago main humara he khoon tha.
Ek Pal Ka Ehsaas Bankar Aate Ho Tum,
Dusre Hi Pal Khwab Bankar Udd Jate Ho,
Tum Jaante ho Ki Lagta Hai Dar Tanhaiyon se,
Phir Bhi Baar Baar Tanha Chhor jate ho Tum.
Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja.
Ladki Saath Ho Toh Restaurant Ka Bill,
Ladki Door Ho Toh Mobile Ka Bill,
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye Toh,
Daru Ka Bill.
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai.
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?
Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
Teacher to Pappu, isko english mein translate karo:
Sara ne kapray pehan liye hain.
Pappu: Shit! I am Late.
आँखे तालाब नही फिर भी भर आती है,
इगो शरीर नही, फिर भी घायल हो जाता है,
दुश्मनी बीज नही, फिर भी बोइ जाती है,
होठ कपडा नही, फिर भी सिल जाते है,
कुदरत पत्नी नही फिर भी रुठ जाती है,
बुद्वि लोहा नही, फिर भी जंग लग जाती है, और,
इन्सान मौसम नही, फिर भी बदल जाता है।
Zindagi Hasne Ka Naam Hai,
Rona Kis Kaam Ka,
Jaane Wale Chale Gaye,
Unke Liye Dil Dukhana Kis Kaam Ka.
Wo Subah Ka Alarm Wo Pani Ki Thandk,
Wo Shampu Ki Botal Wo Liril Ki Tazgi,
Wo Naya Kapdo Ka Sukun Tum Kya Jano,
Ye To Roz Nahane Wale Hi Jane.
Universal Truth: Kaamyabi TOILET Ki,
Bdbu Ki Tarah Hoti Hai.
Bardasht Tabhi,
Hoti Hai Jab Apni Ho.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Best Slogan On A Man's.
T-Shirt: Please Do Not,
Disturb Me, I Am Married,
And Already Very Disturbed.
Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!
Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqest Aai..
Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya..!
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai,
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke..
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue,
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein.
Martin Luther king said
If u cant Fly Run,
If u cant Run Walk,
If u cant Walk Crawl,
But Keep Moving.
Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.
Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?
Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .
Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
Dil k mahman ban jao
Ankho k arman ban jao
Honto ki muskan ban jao.
Oh Aap Ho,
I am sorry yaar:
Tum to bas: Insaan Ban Jao.!
Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum
To husband se hisse mein aate hai,
Aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!
Girl- Ye pyar kaise hota h?
Boy-Jab time kharab chal raha ho,
Shani ki dsha kharab ho,
Apka mangal bhari ho or
Bhagwan maza lene k mud me ho
Tb pyr ho jata hai.
Larki Ko Phansana Ziada Mushkil Hai
Ya
Phansi Huyi Larki Sey
Jaan Churwaana Ziada Mushkil Hai?
He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho??
He: Mazak
Pphool murjhate achhe nahi lagte.
Aap Nunu khujate achhe nahi lagte.
koi to pata lo, ab meri jaan.
Roj roj bathroom me hilaate achhe nahi lagte.
Aaj uska dil phir DUKHA diya humne,
Apne pyar ka karz CHUKA diya humne.
Dekr lalach use ICE-CREAM ka.
Andhere me apna CHUSA diya humne.
Dil todne ki saja nahi milti
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti
Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega,
Wah wah
Mohabbat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega.
Unnhi rastho pe BAR kholo.. bahut chalega.
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
Tumhari naam ki gazalein
Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai
press 0 for help FUNNY
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me
Husband & Wife were Fighting
Husband: SaLi KUTTI!
Wife: SaLa KUTTA!
The ChiLd was near, he Says
Mai SaLa PUPPY
Real Tip Of The Life-ZindgiEk Cigarette KiTarah Hai,
Enjoy Karo..
Warna
Jal ToRahi Hi Hai..!
Khatam To WaiseBhi Ho Hi Jayegi..
POND-S KI AD ME GAAL DIKHATE HAI,SUNSILK KI AD ME BAAL DIKHATE HAI,ELLE18 KI AD ME LIP DIKHATE HAI, PHIR WHISPER KI AD ME DHOKHA KYON,
JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO
Gam woh cheez hai
...
Gam woh cheez hai
...
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
Beta: mummy ye school kya hota hai.
Mummy: Ye wo jagah hoti hai jaha parent ko loota aur bachho ko pita jata hai.