STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don't need it.
1 
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
.
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
.
Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
1
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
.
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
1
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don't exist in todays world.
1
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours.
1
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
.
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally.....
Thats why boys go to college.
1
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
.
Girl : don't touch me, all this only after marriage.
.
Boy : ok call me when u r married.
1
What is a girl friend?
.
Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.
1
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!
1
Man on right & women on left
Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!
1
A newly married girl name Ruby got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents
Ruby First Class in Bed!
1
Son - I want a baby brother.
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?
1
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before.
1
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
.
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
.
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
.
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
1
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega.
1
pappu double deckar bus me upar jakar betha
jese hi bus chali wo bhagkar niche aa gaya
condcr:niche q aaye?
pappu: oye, upar driver nhi he.
1
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
1
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and..
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
1
Wife :-I will die.
Husband :- I will also die.
Wife :- why will you die?
Husband :- because I can't bear that much happiness.
1
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg.
Removed Sandals = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy Behind Her
Said
"U Carry On",
I Have Coins!
1
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
1
On a romantic day sardar's girl friend asks him,
Darling on our engagement day,will u give me a ring?
Sardar - sure but from landline or mobile?
1
Cat - how old r u?
Elephant - 15 years
Cat - 15 ? but u look so big
Elephant - i am a complan boy
Cat - i am 30
Elephant - 30? but u look so small.
Cat - i am ponds age miracle.
1
Wife 2 husband - oh zara dhire se karo rajdhani chala rahe ho kya?Maalgadi chalao na.
Their son fell from bed and said - jo marji chalaopadh passenger ko maat girao.
1
2 lovers plans 2 suicide.
Boy - jumped 1st,
Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never die.
1
If all big companies starts to market condom of their brand?
Pepsodent condom kare raat bhar dhisum dhisum.
Colgate condom yeh hamara suraksha chakra
MRF condom Extra rubber,extra milage.
Moov condom aah se aaha tak
Sprite condom Bujhaye only pyaas baki sab bakwas
Tata sky condom iski laga dala toh life jhingalala.
1
Saand - "kya bolti tu?"
Gai - "kya main bolu?"Saand "sun''
Gai - "suna"
Saand - "aati kya goshala?"
Gai - "kya karu aake main goshala?"
Saand - "mundi hilayenge,ghas chabayenge,gobar felayenge aur kya".
1
A lady delivered twins,surprisingly 1 s a boy and another 1 is a dog.
how is it possible? Bcoz her husband is a VODAFONE dealer,
whereever u go,network follows.
1
Sir - Baccho kasam khao kabhi sarab, cigarate,
jua or ladki ko nehi chuoge. Des k liye jaan doge..
Bacche - de denge sir, aysi zindegi rakh k kya karenge.
1
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
.
Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
1
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...
1
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
1
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
1
Difference between Friend & Wife
.
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
.
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
1
GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
.
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
1
World's smallest resignation letter?
.
Respected sir,
.
I love Ur wife.
.
Thank you.
1
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
.
When her friends asked her what happened?
.
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
.
"I thought It was MONEY"
1
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant.
2
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!
1
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?
" Teacher replied "NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".
1
apko 1 word bhejta hu
jise ap aage se padhoya pichhe se
aapko apna hi naam dikhai dega
ULLU.
1
Ek bar karo na plz
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
Plz karo naaa
Muje acha lage ga
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
Kar do na plz
Ek pyara sa SMS..
1
Munni ka Boyfriend usay milne aaya
Tu Sarah k chote bhai ne door Khola aur masumyat se bola
Aap roz roz Baji se milne aa jatey hein
Kya aapki Apni Behen Nahi ha?
1
Ayesha Takia
Mallika Sherawat
Rakhi Sawant
Sherlyn chopra
Bipasha basu
Sameera Reddy
Name of the movie:
ALL THE B**A*T
1
S**y Teacher: Main kisi per bhi aik nazar dal kay bata sakti hoon
kay woh meray baray main kia soch raha hai.
.
Student: Miss jab ap ko pata chal jata hoga to badi sharminda hoti hogi na!!
1
A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper.
After a month, he gets a letter saying,
"Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin.
1
Rabdi devi : oji sunte ho raat me billi(cat) pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tereko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me blaujwa ka button lga kr soya kar.
1
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE,
1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA
1
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
1
Boy : while filling up a form: "Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?"
Dad : Very long!
1