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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain
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Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
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Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye,
Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.
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humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone,
aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???
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Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress.!
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Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,
Sirf dosti hi..
NOT FOR SALE HAI
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Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya,
kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya,
do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ,
aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya.
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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.
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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi $e
rote-rote naina thak jyenge
Pyar krna hamsha padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jyenge
dekho khuli kya!
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KAL RAT KO
MAINE
1 BHOOT
1 PRET
1 CHUDEL
KO BHEJA
THA,
APKO DARANE
KE LIYE PAR
WO SABI BEHOSH HO GAYE
KYA JARURAT THI UNKE SAMNE MUSKURANE KI...
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Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
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Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo
Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai.
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Arz Hai
The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla From The Gali of Mehbuba With Very Zor-Shor
The Mehbuba Jhaki From The Door & Boli Margaya Haramkhor. . .
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When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don’t Breathe, U Expire.
Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!
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Arz hai-
Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
Agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
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Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda..
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
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Bekar ki Zindgi hum jiya nahi karte,
Expire honewali Dosti hum kiya nahi karte..
Mere SMS aapko Lifetime tak milenge,
Kyuki reply ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte.
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Sms ka len den chalta rahega,
dosti ka silsila badalta hi rahega,
aap delete karte reh jaoge par,
aapka mobile mere sms se bharta chala jaiga..
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Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala..
Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
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Bekar ki Zindgi hum jiya nahi karte,
Expire honewali Dosti hum kiya nahi karte..
Mere SMS aapko Lifetime tak milenge,
Kyuki reply ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte.
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Betaab Tamannao Ki Kasak Rehne Do,
Manzil Ko Pane Ki Lalak Rehne Do,
Aap Bhale Hi Raho Door Nazron Se,
Par Bandh Palko Me Apni Jhalak Rehne Do.
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Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.
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Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uski mobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
aap to muh bi nahi dhote….
Ha ha ha..
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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad.
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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
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Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
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Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.
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Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
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Teri dosti nai mujhe aisa PYASA banaya
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teri dosti nai mujhe aisa PYASA banaya..
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tu do min. rukh mai pani pikar aaya..
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Ladke pagal ho jate h pyar
me
Baki ksar puri ho jati h
intzar me
Mgr ye drd ladkiya nhi smjti
Wo to panipuri khati firti h bzar me.
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Twinkle-Twinkle little star,
Teri Lover gayi baazar,
Usko mil gaya Dusra yaar,
Uske sath wo ho gayi farar.
Ab tu baith ke makkhiya maar
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Sadhu baba ne arz kiya hai
Dil hai sacha aur dimaag hai kacha
Wah wah
Dil h sach aur dimaagh hai kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe,
Kya bat h bacha.
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When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don’t Breathe, U Expire.
Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!
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Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo.
Aankhon mein kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin.
Gale mein nimbu-mirch latkaaya karo.
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Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko
Wah Wah
Dil denge kisi ek ko,
Sirf ek ko
Lekin jab tak woh ek na mile..
LINE marte rahenge har ek ko
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Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,
aap ke siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
hasrat hai aap ko roz dekhu,
par kambakht mere T.V par cartoon network aata nahi
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Fizao Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,
Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intezar Mat Kar,
Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja,
Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar…
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Hasi mazak ke wo pal yaad rakhna,
Meri is dosti ko yaad rakhna,
Mehfil mein kal main rahu ya na rahu,
EK THA TIGER.. Aap ke group mein bus itna yaad rakhna.
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arz kiya hai suniye...
Hm gye the unke ghar, kahna tha Dil se Dil mila lo..
Hm gaye the unke ghar, kahna tha Dil se Dil mila lo..
Aur
jub dekha unki mummy ko to bola..
Aunty bacche ko polio ki dwa pilwa lo...
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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho
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Kisi bhi muskil mod par Hum na kahenge apko C U,
Rahenge sath humesha Me & U,
Kal Hum na rahe is duniya me agar,
To rakh kar Phool meri Kabr par kehna..
"Stupid I miss U"
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Green green baag me hare hare totey
wah wah
Green Geen baag me hare-hare totey
Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai.
aap to muh bi nahi dhote….
Ha ha ha..
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Mohalle Mein Nayi Maasuk Aaayi Hai,
Lekar Nakhre Purane,
Lajawab Husn Hai Log Mar Kar Hi Rahenge,
Moti Hai, Kaali Hai, Thigani Hai, To Hone De,
Use Lekar Konsa Tu Ghumne Ja Raha Hai Europ.
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Na waqt itna k kitabein padhi jaye.
Na tarkeeb koi k imtihan paas kya jaye.
Aisa dard diya hai is padhai ne k.
Na khul k roya jaye na jam k soya jaye.
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Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai, Jab b busy rahe mera cell to Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain.
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Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.
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