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Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
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Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey
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Ja Rahe Hum marne aj man udas hai,
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje,
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai,
Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai.
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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.
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Hume tumse Love hai.
Please refuse na karna.
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai.
Please ise fuse na karna.
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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b Kaat Sakta he.
B positive yaar.
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Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai
Muje Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai kiya Usne jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai
Chalo Aab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai.
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Hume tumse Love hai.
Please refuse na karna.
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai.
Please ise fuse na karna.
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Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Kisi shayar ne kaha,
Zindagi ek lamba safar haim
Kisi aashiq ne kaha,
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli haim
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai.
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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni thand mai ladka padhne aya hai.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu.
Nahi NAHAYA.
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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
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Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine.
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya.
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
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Eh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,
Ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos leti hai ladkon ka saara,
Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai.
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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal e hoor ho jana.
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana.
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जभी मिलती है inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो.
कब आउंगा में online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो.
बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो,
गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे sorry बोलती है वो,
मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो ,
Google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो.
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खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था.
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था.
वाह वाह,
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था.
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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se TANG karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.
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ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए,
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए,
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने,
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
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Mujhay jala daina, ya dafna daina,
Martay waqt aik ghont pepsi pila daina,
Main taj mahal nahin mangta yaaro,
Bas meri kabar kay saath aik girls hostel banwa daina.
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बेझिझक मुस्कुराये जो भी गम है,
जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है।
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Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Budhe aadmi ka chavanprash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakvaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yaar, dost to jhakaas ho tum.
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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.
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Murda Ashiq Ki Gujarish,
Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera,
Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se,
Wrna Uska Bap Khega.
Kamina, Marte Marte Bhi,
1chakr Lga Gya?
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Teacher: Baccho Kabir, Rahim, Mira ka
Koi doha sunao,
Student: Ganga ke ghat pe ghtna ghti Gambhir,
Rahim liye Mira ki pappi or,
Pakde gye Kabir.
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Tez hava ka jhonka aya,
Sath me teri khushbu laya,
Tab mere dil me khayal aya,
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya.
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Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h,
Career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h,
Jaha machine ko smbhalte 2 Admi machine bn jata h,
Use ENGINERING kahte he.
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Aapki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain,
Kahin Bhul se bhi,
Kabristan mat chale jana,
Warna Log samjhenge Bhoot abhi jinda hai.
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Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai .
Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai.
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Ladki Dekhi Muh Se Sitte Baje Haath Se Taali.
Ladki Dekhi Muh Sitti Baje Haath Se Taali.
Mat Krana Aaisa Mere Dosto Warna Khaoge Gaali.
Or Kehlaoge Mawaali.
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Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai.
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai.
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna.
Q Ke,
Har Ladki Ka FIGURE Alag Hota Hai.
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Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Gaur Farmayega,
Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He.
Achchi Tabi Lagti He Jab Dusre Ki Hoti Hai.
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Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti.
Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti.
Wah wah,
Jaise Pani ke bina tu Apne,
PICHHWAADA dho nahi sakti.
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BF 2 GF: Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya,
Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya,
Main potty karne baitha si, te pant kholna bhul gaya.
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Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao.
Der na karo,
Foran bhai bahan ban jaao.
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AGAR TUM MIL JAO TO TANGE TOD DENGE HUM.
TUMHE PAA KAR TUMHARE PECHE KUTTA CHOD DENGE HUM.
BAAS TUM MIL TO JAO.
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Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi,
Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi,
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.
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Ye jo hasinao k baal hain,
Aashiko ko fasane k jaal hain,
Na jane kitno ka piya hai khoon,
Tabhi to hoth laal hain.
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Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k,
Tum us pr beth gye sofa samajh k.
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