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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole
darling, how are you?.
Na karo to bole
brother, who are you?
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
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Sari duniye se chhupa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakh khi hai..
Aur har ghadi tera deedar ho isliye julaab ki goliyan kha rakh khi hai..
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Teddies hote hain bade pyaare
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna.
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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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Tere liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai.
Tere liye sagar me doob sakta hoon,
Lekin abhi mujhe zukaam hai.
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.
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Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Julfo mein phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai
Kisi ne Kaha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai.
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Machher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi
Machher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi .
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Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
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Kya Mausam Aaya Hai
Har Taraf Pani Hi Pani Laya Hai
Ek Jadu Sa Chhaya Hai
Tum Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklna
Warna Log Kahenge Barsat Hui Nahi
Aur Mendhak Nikal Aaya Hai.
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Asman se gire to barsat ban jaye
Ankho se gire to jazbat ban jaye
ye boond bhi kya ajeeb cheezz hai yaaron
sahi jagah gire to parivar ban jaye.
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
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Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress.
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Meri Jaanemann kya bataoon,
Kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
Apney Baap ko leke aati hai
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Sabne kaha pyar dard hai
Humne kaha dard kabul hai
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji paoge
Humne kaha To Ab tum hume jeena sikhaoge.
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge.
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Tumhari Khamoshi Hamari Aadat Hai
In Dooriyon Mein Bhi Hamari Chahat Hai
Hamari Zindagi Agar Khoobsurat Hai
To Uski Wajah Bhi Aapki Muskurahat Hai.
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Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi
Shayari Krna Koi Sasti Nahi
Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Tarf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi
To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.
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SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi
INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi
Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm
Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi
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Dard Ki Bazaar Bhari Padi Hai,
Wo Cheez Na Lo Jo Andar Se Jali Padi Hai,
Wafa Ki Talaash Chhod Do Nadan,
Ye Duniya Bewafai Se Bhari Padi H.
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Kitna Chahte He Hum Usko,
Kahne Ko Milte Labj hume Nahi.
Wafa Ka Matlab Vo Kya Jane,
Jiske Shabd Kosh Me
Wafa Jaisa Koi Shabd Nahi.
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Kis Kis Ne Dil Toda Yaad Nahi
Kis Kis Ne Gardish Me Chhoda Yaad Nahi
Jin Se Thi Ummide Wafa Aakhir Tak
Usne Bhi Kya Keh Ke Muh Moda Yaad Nahi.
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Mohabbat Me Teri Fitrath Kya Thi
Iss Kadar Humse Nafrath Kya Thi
Teri Chahat Pe Wafa Ki Thi Maine
Tujhe Bewafa Hone Ki Zaroorath Kya Thi.
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Kabhi ishq mat karna ae- shah.
Ye sirf dard ka ehsas hai.
Chahe jitne gote laga mohabbat ke samundar me.
Par ye kabhi na bujhne wali pyas hai.
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Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo
Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai.
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Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.
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Umar ki raah me raaste badal jaate hai
Waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jaate hai.
Sochte hai padh padh k record tod denge.
Lekin books kholte he iraade badal jaate hai.
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Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press.
Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress.
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Life is so stupid
An ordinary person makes us laugh,
and a very special person always make us cry.
Still we care for the special One
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.
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Hawao mein aap
Fizao mein aap
Baharo mein aap
Dhop mein aap
Chaaon mein aap
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
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Hawao mein aap
Fizao mein aap
Baharo mein aap
Dhop mein aap
Chaaon mein aap
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota.
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Dil mein kuch nehi aaj dard k siba
ankho me kuch nehi teri yaad k siba
dost tu mera sath mat chodna zindegi me
kuch nehi bacha teri dosti k siva.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai
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A best friend is somebody who
knows every last thing about you
yet still manages to like you anyway.
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Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto.
Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto.
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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole darling how are you?
Na karo to bole brother who are you?
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Julfo mein phoolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne pucha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai.
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Kisi shayar ne kaha..
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha..
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!
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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
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Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai
Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje
Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai
Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!
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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
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Khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya
Phool ne mali ko khas banaya
Chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya
Kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya.
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