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अगर तुमने आज मुझे बचा लिया तो…
कल मै तुम्हे बचा लूंगा
शीशा हमारा सबसे गहरा दोस्त होता है,
क्योंकी जब हम रोते है तो यह कभी नही हँसता
वक़्त की एक सच्चाई यह भी है की,
एक बाप 4 बच्चो को पाल सकता है,
मगर 4 बच्चे मिलकर एक बाप को नही पाल सकते
सच्चाई के रास्ते पर चलना फायदे की बात होती है,
क्योंकी इस रास्ते पर भीड कम होती है
Funny Fact of Indians.
Koi Bhi Cheez Saaf Karni Ho..
They Always Say..
Ek Ganda Kapda Dena!
Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.
If you consistently fart for 6 years & 9 months,
Enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Facebook Addiction Disorder is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.
Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
MANDIR 6 Words, MASJID 6 Words, CHURCH 6 Words
&
GEETA 5Words, QURAN 5 Words, BIBLE 5 Words.
They All says, THE SAME 6-5=1.
GOD IS ONE.
India has won all 5 men's Kabaddi World Cups held till now and have been undefeated throughout these tournaments. The Indian women's team has also won all Kabaddi World Cups held till date.
That Ajit Agarkar is just 5 wickets behind Shane Warne in ODI wickets
And he has played 3 matches lesser than Shane Warne!
On 12th January 1964, Indian spinner Bapu Nadkarni bowled
21 consecutive maiden overs vs England at Chennai.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
A woman come to a doctor,
with bumps and bruising all over her body.
The woman complains that it was her husband,
who beat her.
Doctor tells in surprise:- I thought your husband was out of town.
- So did I..
"My Darling," said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
"What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
"I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”
Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Wife: nothing
Man: but you did nothing yesterday
Wife : I made it for two days.
Wife: what you was doing today?
Man: nothing
Wife: Well, but you did nothing yesterday
Man: Haven't finished yet.
According to the statistics, the most popular SMS among men is: I love you too.
A girl tells her boyfriend:
- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
- Where is that?
- In Hawaii.
If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.
A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A friend is someone who understand your past
believes in your future
and accepts you today just the way you are.
Insaan mein sundarta ki kami ho to achche swabhav se poori ki ja sakti hai
Lekin achche swabhav ki kami sundarta se kabhi poori nahi ki ja sakti.
Ladki: Jab tum log ladki ko propose karte ho to uska hath kyun pakad lete ho?
Ladka: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye, ki kahin thappad na maar de.
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
According to security equipment specialists, security systems that utilize motion detectors won't function properly if walls and floors are too hot. When an infrared beam is used in a motion detector, it will pick up a person's body temperature of 98.6 degrees compared to the cooler walls and floor.
An ordinary TNT bomb involves atomic reaction, and could be called an atomic bomb. What we call an A-bomb involves nuclear reactions and should be called a nuclear bomb.
Woman's Quote of the Day:Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with.
Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis......
I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.
If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure.