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Dunia bhar ki karta sair
Dharti pe na rakhta pair
Din me sota raat me jagta
Raat andheri meri bagair
Jaldi batao mai hu kaun?

Ans: Moon(Chaand)

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Kali hai par Kaag Nhai
Lambi hai par Naag Nhai
Balkhati hai par Dor Nhai
Bandhte hai par Dor Nhai
Baato Kya?

Ans: Choti

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Bimar nahi rehti mai
Fir bhi khati hu goli
Bache bude sab dar jate
Sun kar iski boli
Btao kya?

Ans: Gun

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Mai Maru Mai Katu Tum kyo Rote ho
Btao Kya?

Ans: Onion

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Kali Kali Maa
Laal Laal Bache
Jidar Jaye Maa
Udhar Jaye Bache
Bato Ky?

Ans: Train

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Lal Ghoda Ruka rhe.
Kala Ghoda Bhagta Jaye
Btao Kon?

Ans: Aag/Dhua

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 Somvaar ka din tha 2 chor bank loot kar ek car mai bhaage
Police ne choro ka peecha kiya
Peecha karne par pata chala ki choro ki car ke peeche ki number plate ki lights kharaab thi
Aur Police ki Jeep ki head lights kharaab thi
Batao police ne un choro ko kaise pakda?

Ans: Somvaar ka Din Tha. Din me Light ki jarurat nhi hoti.

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Aisa Kon si hai
Jiska aana bhi kharab aur jana bhi kharab

Ans: Ankhe

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Bujho Bhaiya Ek Paheli
Jab Kaato to Nai Naveli?

Ans: Pencil

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Agar Naak pe chad jau
Kaan pakad kar tumhe padau
Btao kya?

Ans: Chasma

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