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अगर प्यार में पैसे की अहमियत नहीं होती तो हर कहानी में लड़की के ख्वाबों में कोई राजकुमार ही क्यों होता है?
कभी सुना है कि मेरे सपनों का मज़दूर बारात ले कर आएगा।
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रात का मंजर कुछ ऐसा था ग़ालिब,
महिलाएँ आसमान में चाँद देख रही थी और पुरुष अगल-बगल की छत पर।
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दोस्त: यार ये शादी का क्या मतलब है?
पप्पू: धूम-धाम से खुद की सुपारी देना।
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पति प्यार से पत्नी को बोला
ये जो तुम अचानक से मेरा मोबाइल चेक करने लगती हो,
ये भी सर्जिकल स्ट्राइक के ही श्रेणी में आता है
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बापू अपने कुँवारे बेटे से बेटा बाहर देखी गली मे ढो़ल किसके बज रहे हैं?
कुंवारा बेटा जिसके माँ बाप समझदार हैं उनके बज रहे हैं।
*130km/hr की स्पीड से उड़ती हुई चप्पल मिली ।
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70 की दशक में टेक्निकली भारत इतना आगे था कि
सिर्फ 2 फूलों के आपस में टकराने से ही हीरोईन प्रेगनेंट हो जाती थी
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किसी हस्पताल में एक मरीज़ और नर्स
मरीज़ पानी चाहिए
नर्स प्यास लगी है क्या ?
मरीज़ चिढ़ कर नहीं… गला चेक करना है कहीं लीक तो नहीं है
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Jab Koi Itna Khas Ban Jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang Lena Khuda Se Use Zindgi Bhar K Liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
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She: Dad Muje Car Leke Nahi Dete Yaar
Me: Lo Muje Toh Tv Ka Remote Bhi Nahi Milta.
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Customer: Waiter, There’s A Fly In My Soup.
Waiter: That’s All Right Sir, He Won’t Drink Much.
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Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye!!
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Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gai.
Jab light gyi or kaam wali boli:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
DON NOT U HAVE A GENERATOR?
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1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha.
Ladki: Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo kahte ho?
Ladka haskar bola: Kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai.
Ladki: Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu?
Ladka: Kyu?
Ladki haskar boli: Kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai.
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Boy: Kal se Hum kahi aur milenge.
Girl: Kyu?
Bf: Bade Zalim H teri Gali k bacche.
Gf: Q kya hua?
Bf: Kutte piche Laga kr kehte H JAB PYAR KIYA TO Darna kya.
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Doctor to Female: Kya aap delivery ke time baache
ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female: Nahi unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
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Airtel 4G Girl Travelling in An Auto
Bhaiyaa, Aapka Meter Bahut Fast Chal Raha Hai.kuch To Gadbad Hai.
Autowala: Madam..Gadbad Nahi..4G Hai..
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Koi chiz buri nahi hoti bus Time Times ki baat hai,
Agar bajuwali scooty par koi khubsurat mast figure wali ladki ho,
To traffic jam bhi achaa lagta hai.
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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.
School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi,
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara saando k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
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Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada.
Dil todh kar chala gaya.
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.
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Master: 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar: Samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster: Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,
Tumne 2 roti khali,
Tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar: Sabji.
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Ladki: Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.
Ladka: Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.
Ladki: Acha chalo papa aa gaye, bye.
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Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Mein Mere,
Shamshan Mein Baith Kar Piya Karuga,
Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse,
Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karunga.
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Maths Teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to priya,
3 to Anita and
4 to kavitha,
Then what will u get?
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam.
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Teacher: Batao k quick, quicker, quickest,
Forms ko hindi main kese kahen ge?
Student : Bhaag, Abay Bhaaag, Bhaag teri to.
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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana Kal.
Bhikhari: Is kal kal ke chakkar mein
Is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye phanse huye hain.
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Mom: School ja.
kid: Nahi jaunga.
Mom: kyun?
kid: Job kar lunga.
Mom: Nalayak beshram. Class 2 mein padh k kya job karega.
kid: Class 1 ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga.
Confidence to dekhiye aap bacche ka.
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to,
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa: Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche htao.
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1st Girl: Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi.
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi.
2nd Girl: Kyon Kya Hua?
Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya?
1st Girl: Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,
Jab Ki Wo Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai.
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Lady doctor to kid: Lambi sans lo or kuch mehsos karo.
Kid: Ok.
Lady doctor: What do u feel now?
Kid: Your body spray is amaZing Baby.
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Chotu: Mummy tumne jhuth bola Na?
Mom: I told to u every time please speak in English.
Chotu: Ok Mom u lied to me.
Mom: When my son?
Chotu: U said that my younger sis is an angel.
Mom: Yes, She is.
Chotu: So why didn’t she fly when I threw her from our balcony.
Mom: Kutte, Kamin, Kaha feka Bacchi ko?
Son: Talk in English Mom.
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English Teacher: Batao Yeh Kon Sa Tense Hai?
Main Naach Raha Hon.
Tum Naach Rahy Ho,
Woh Naach Rahy Hain,
Hum Sub Naach Rahy Hain,
Student: Sir Yeh Mujra Continues Tense Hai.
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Sardar: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu, Saale Bevkuf,
Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
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Pappu: Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher: To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu: Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.
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Sardaar raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla,
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola: Yaar, ye konsa road tha?
Itne sare speed breaker.
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Ek Ladka Blood Bank Mein: Sister Mujhe Ek Botal Khoon de do,
Sister: Blood Group Batao.
Ladka: Koi Bhi Chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe Love Letter Likhna Hai.
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Patni: Jab Tum Desi Pite ho Mujhe Pari Kehte ho.
Beer pite ho to Darling
par aj Bhutni kyu?
Pati:aj: Maine Sprite Piya hai,
'Seedhi Baat no Bakhwash'
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Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Santa k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Santa: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA.
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Teacher : Hamesha Kaho ki Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Chotte : Papa Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Papa : Beta ye 50 Ruppee le Aur Chup Rehna.
Chotte : Mummy Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Mummy : Beta ye 100 Ruppee le Aur Chup Rehna.
Chotte (Naukar se): Raamu Kaka Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Ramu Kaka : Aa Mera Beta Apne Baap ke Gale Lag Jaa..!!
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Ladka Ladki se:
Mere Paas Mere Dost Jaisi Car Nahi Hai
Par Tumhein Palkon pe Baitha ke Ghumaaunga
Uske Jaisa Bada Ghar Nahi Hai
Par Tumhein Dil Mein Rakhunga
Uske Jitne Paise Nahi Hain
Par Tumhein Majdoori Kar ke Khilaunga
Aur Kya Chahiye Tumhein????
Ladki:
Bas Kar Pagle ab Rulayega Kya...?
Chal Apne Dost ka Number de.
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Pathan: Wo Jo Table pe Aadmi Baitha Hai us se Hamara Dushmani Hai,
Dost: Table pe to 4 Aadmi Hain
Khan: Wo Jiski Muchhein Hain
Dost: Muchhin to sub ki Hain.
Khan: Wo Jis k Safed Kapre Hain.
Dost: Wo to Sub ke Safed Hain
Khan ne Gusse Mein Pistol Nikala Aur 3 Aadmion ko Maar Kar Bola,
Wo jo Reh Gaya Hai Usko Hum Nahi Chhorega.
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Teacher: What Hppened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was Born.
Teacher: What Happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was Four Years Old.
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Teacher: Itne Din se Kaha The?
Student: Bird Flu ho Gya Tha
Teacher: Par ye to Birds Mein Hota Hai Insaano Mein Nahi
Student (Gusse mein) - Insaan Samjha hi Kahan Aapne... Roz to Murga Bana Deti ho.
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Dada:Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana
Pota:Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai
Dada:Oye Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai.
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Guy: Ek challenge dun?
Airtel Girl: Ok.
G: ye site 2 min ke andar open karke dikhao.
AG(after 2 min): Kuch to gadbad hai.
G: Gadbad nahi IRCTC ha.
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