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Son: Why mom u r white and i am black?
Mom Replied: Listen son, Considering all the,
Crazy things i did years ago, u should be thankful,
That u r not barking.
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Bacchi Papa Se Gussa Hokar Ghar K Bahar Baithi Thi
Maa:Kya Hua?
Bacchi:Aapke Husband K Saath Meri Banti Nahi
Mujhe Mera Husband Chahiye.
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Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain. Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.
Funny Laloo: Shaadi.
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Boy: Rat ka kya plan h?
Girl: Nthing, just night with kapil.
Yoy: Kya?
Girl: Opps sry i mean comedy night with kapil.
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GIRLS: Petrol Badha,
Hum Chup The,
Diesel Badha,
Fir Bhi Chup The,
LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nhi Bole,
But ab Golgappe 10 ke sirf 4,
Ab chup Nhi Rahenge.
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Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to Hum Ladko ko Bhot Fayda hoga?
Kyuki Ladkio ko ye aawaz lagani Hogi: Pappi to le lo,
Pappi to le lo.
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Angrez Hindi Mein Darwaza Kholne Ko Kaise Kahega?
Nahi Pata?
Ok,
Main Batata Hoon.
There Was A Cold Day.
Isko Tez Tez Padho Khud Samajh Jaoge.
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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai.
Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon.
Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar,
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
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Ek Bachha Road Pe Kutte Ko Le
Jaa Raha Tha.
Ek Police Waala Hasste Hue:
Beta, Apne Bhaai Ko Kahaan Le
Ja Rahe Ho?
Bachha: Police Mai Bharti
Karwaane
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Doctor Mareej se bola: Agar tum meri dawa se theek ho gaye to mujhe kya inaam doge?
Mareej: Main kabra khodta hoon, Aapki kabra free mein khod dunga.
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Santa Dentist Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehta Hai,
Santa: Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Daant Nikaal Sakte Ho?
Doctor: Nahi.
Santa: Main Nikal Sakta Hun.
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Santa: He He He He He He He He He He.
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Santa Ke Upar Bijli Ki Nangi Taar Gir Gayi.
Wo Bechara Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki,
Usko Yaad Aaya Ki Light To 2 Din Se Band Hai.
Santa Utha Aur Kapde Jhadte Hue Bola: Sala, Faaltu Mein Hi Dara Diya.
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Hello My Dear Friend.
Aaj ka Temperature 47 degree hone ki twaqa hai,
Braye maharbani Apni dimag wali jagah par,
Baraf laga kay rakhain kyunki,
Bhusa bahut jald Aag pakarta hai.
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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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You are a DOG...D = Darling O = Of G = Girls
Now u r smiling na? Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
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A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.
Doctor: How Is Your Headache Now?
Patient: Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.
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Banta ICU Mein Bed Pe Leta Marne Wala Tha.
Usne Santa Ko Bola.
Banta: Ye Le 1 Lakh Rupaye.
Mere Marne Ke Baad Meri Kabar Par 1 Peg Whisky Roz Chidak Diyo.
Santa: Tu Bura Na Maane To Chidakne Se Pehle Us Whskey Ko Apni Kidney Se Filter Kar Du?
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Before going to bed.
She: Tell me those three magical words.
Adminsanjay: So jaa chudail.
Blocked.
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Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe,
Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha,
Santa: BF Hai?
Ladki: Haan Hai.
Santa: HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?
Blocked.
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Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.
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Wife: Suppose Karo Agar Me,
Aapki Har Baat Samjhu,
Aur Har Baat Maanu To?
Husband Hasta Hai.
Bahut Hasta Hai.
Haste Haste Zameen Par Gir Jata Hai,
Aur Khushi Se Chilla K Kahta H.
Saala Suppose Karu To Bhi,
Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha.
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Why love marriage,
Is better than arranged?
Because A KNOWN DEVIL,
IS BETTER THAN,
AN UNKNOWN GHOST.
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Teacher: Batao Pyaar kyu aacha hai War se.
Students: Kyuki Condom Teacher: Batao Pyaar kyu aacha hai War se.
Students: Kyuki Condom sasta hai talwar se. talwar se.
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He: I love you.
She : I HV bf.
He : Olx pe bech de,
Purana jayega , tabhi naya aayega.
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2 MEN TALKING.
1st: I am getting married because,
I am tired of eating out,
Cleaning house & doing laundry.
2nd: Strange,I am taking divorce for same reasons.
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A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop &
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
On Monday.
Jeweller called boy: There’s no money in your account.
Boy: I know,But you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed.
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.
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Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain,
Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe Romantic lagta hai,
Aur
Pati sharaab piye to Bewda lagta hai.
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Waiter: Your Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Santa: To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ALL CARDS ACCEPTED?
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Teacher: Isko hindi mein translate karo,
See friends a beautiful girl is standing there
Student: Woh dekho kamino tumhari Bhabhi khadi hai.
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Ek aadmi sasural gaya,
Uski saas ne use 7 din tak Subah-sham palak ka saag khilaya.
8ve din pucha.. Beta, kya khaoge?
Aadmi bola, khet dikha do, Khud hi char aaunga.
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अगर कोई लड़का परीक्षा में फेल हो जाये तो माँ तीन शब्द कहती है, "और जा घूमने"।
गर्लफ्रेंड भी तीन शब्द कहती है, "शर्म नहीं आती"।
और दोस्त भी तीन शब्द ही कहते हैं लेकिन दिल जीत लेते हैं,
"अबे तू भी"।
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jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan
aisi-waisi harkat to
nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Beta : Papa ek baat bolun
Papa : Bol ?
Beta: FACEBOOK pr mere 15 fake id hai..
Papa :Hamramkhor tou muhje q bta ra hai ??
Beta :Aap jis Riya ko 10 din se Chai pe bula rhe ho vo me hi hu
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Techr: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Techr: Wo lad rhe the to tum kyo late aaye?
Santa: Mera 1 juta maumy k pass or Dusra papa k paas.
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1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardan,hath aur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya ‘Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti hai…
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संता :-आज फिर मुझे करिना को किस करने को दिल कर रहा है ।
बंता:-क्या ??????तुम करिना को पहले किस कर चुके हो?
संता:- नहीं , एक बार पहले भी दिल किया था !!
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Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta: Kar di na paagalon waali baat,
duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA,
baaki sab to videsh hai.
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai
Girl- chhoro na
Boy- Tumhare baal kitnekhubsurat hai. Girl- chhoro na
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitnegulabi hai
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi
Boy- Arrrrey...kamInI aur kitna choru. Itne der se
lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe :D
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Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar.
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo.
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo
Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pila Lo.
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GirL to another girl:you are beautiful
Other girl:Thank you, you are beautiful too
&
BOY to another boy:you are handsome
Other boy:Tu Gay to ni saale
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Ek Bas Nahar Me Gir Gayi.
Police – Bas Kaise Giri.
Driver – Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Police – Kya?
Driver – Wo Aaj Conductor Nahi Aaya To Mai Piche Kiraya Lene Gaya Hua Tha.
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'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking bad It bites on BOY'S HAND.
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Arzz Kia Hai...
Hum Zindagi Ki BhagDor Me Itne Leen Ho
Gaye Ki Pata Hi Nh Chala Golgappe Kab 10
Ke 3 Hogaye.
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He : I Love You
She : Itni Jor Se Chamat Marungi
Seedhe Ghar Jake Girega :
He:Thoda Dhire Marna Market Jana Hai Maa Ne Dhaniya Lane Ko Bola Hai
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Exam Question: How to Kill an Ant..? (10marks)
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant’s Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reaches near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant.
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheenti kya hai.
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Q. Vampires ko kiski movies dekhna pasand hai?
Socho…
Hint: Apna Bollywood ka hero hai..
ab bhi nahin pata?
simple hai yaar…
Dharmendra ki. (Kutte kamine mein tera khoon pee jaunga)
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Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?
Batao kya hota hai?
Nahin malum?
Abey nalayak Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hai..
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Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing.
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