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Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,
‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.
Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:
Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kush na kaha,
bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi!!
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Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
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Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today��
Tooo much Salt..why?
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
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Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they?
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Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whiskey ?
This is called
Positive Thinking
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Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.
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Teacher: raju tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir.
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Maths Teacher : If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to priya 3 to Anita and 4 to kavitha
then what will u get?
Student : 3 New Girlfriends Mam.
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Man To Boy:- Abe tu yaha baitha hai
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Boy:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi.
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2 Ladkiya Bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..
Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye..
Bas fir kya.. Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.
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A Lady to Doctor:
My Husband has a habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake.
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A Man To friend: Guess how manycoins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right u give me 1?
Man:Yes I will give both of them.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can not sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry
I did not knew u had a prescription.
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Man court mein judge se
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Man: Badla.
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Dad : Son what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Two tigers resting under a tree suddenly a rabbit passed very fast
1st Tiger could not make out and asked What was that?
2nd tiger smiled and said:Fast Food.
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Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Man : Wah g wah kya technology hai Biwi meri hospital hai.
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!
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Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.
Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.
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Son: Dad, if you saw a 10 note and a 5 note on the floor which will you take?
Dad: The 10 of course!
Son: Thats so STUPID! Why not take both?
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Man to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo meri wife khidki se kood kar jaan dena ja rahi hai.
Manager: So Sir what can I do?
Man: Abbe khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
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One employee told his boss Sir Increase my salary I got married recently.
The boss replied The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.
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Maths Teacher: What is a line?
Pappu: A line is a dot that's going for a walk.
Teacher: Then what are parallel lines?
Pappu: A dot going for a walk with his girlfriend.
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Girl- Nice mobile. Where did u buy?
Boy- I won this in a running race.
Girl- How many people participated?
Boy- Mobile owner police and me.
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
Jab Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi
To vo bola thoda pas ho k baith,
Ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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Mom - Beta woh dekh ladka sadak ke beech mein leta hua hai shayad behosh hoke gir gaya
Me : Photographer hai mummy angle le raha hai.
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What Is The Opposite Of NAAG PANCHAMI?
So Simple Yaar NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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Sardarji was asked what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya,
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
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great people
1. Gandi Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Teacher:Bahut tez barish ho rahi hai
Iske aage ka sentence btao.
Student: Ab light Nahi Aaegi.
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This one is ultimate
A girl says to her boyfriend:One kiss and I will be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning.
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Ab To Modi Sarkaar Bhi Aa Gayee,
Par Wo Ladkiya Kahi Dikh Nahi Rahi, Jo Kehti Thi
Muft Me Dungi Har Baar
Par Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar.
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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola
Waah Kya Maal Hai
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli
Maal To Jhakkass hai
Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.
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Boy – Khana bana leti ho
Girl – Nahi
Boy – Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – Haan selfie lete time muh bana leti hu.
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Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai mano.
hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho.
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Police: Oye tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?
Boy: Sir main bhi kya karta wo itni der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi.
PAPPI-TE LE LO
PAPPI-TE LE LO.
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A girl calls a boy: Ghar pe koi nai hai.
Aa jaao Aish karenge
Boy shocked: Abhi to tere saath Aish Karke lauta hu.
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir se tumhe hi lag gaya
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Teacher: Translate the sentance into English.
Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara
Student: Vasant panch me
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Alia reads in new paper.
Police caught 80 kg heroine
Alia: shit yaar Sonakshi ko kyon pakda.
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Boy – Khana bana leti ho
Girl – Nahi
Boy – Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – Haan selfie lete time muh bana leti hu.
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Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nahi Katwata.
Pappu: Yo Mom Its Fashion
Maa: Woh To Thik He Par Log Teri Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai aur Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai.
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World’s Shortest Love Story
Boy :Hi you Look Beautiful
Girl :Thank You Brother.
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Funny women saying…
A foolish man tel a women to stop talkng.
But a wise man tell her that,
her face looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
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Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge ne kaha ORDER ORDER
Shrabi Replied:
Ek CHILLI CHICKEN One ROYAL STAG with SODA
Jaldi le aao.
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Ladka to His Friend: Yaar main jis larki ko chahta tha usne mujhse shadi nahi ki
Freind: Tune usy bataya nai k tera Papa karoor pati hain
Ladka: Bataya tha
Friend:to phir
Ladka:Usne Papa se shadi karli Pehle jaan kehta tha ab Ammi jaan.
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Lady: Muje Sasural wale Dahej ke liye torture karte the.
Aamir: Kya karte the?
Lady: Kursi se baandh ke Dhoom-3 dikhate the.
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Lady Teacher Ne My Teacher Par 10 Lines Likhne Ko Kaha.
Thodi Der Bad Golu Ne Uthkar Pucha
Madam Mast Chhamiya Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?
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