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Fir Se Frize Main

Baby: Mammi Mai Jab Bathroom Karne Gai to Bathroom Ki light Apane Aap Jal Gai.
Mammi: Batmise Aaj Tu Fir Se Frize Main Mut Aai.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Dec,11 2015
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Aunty Ek Katori

Bacha: Aunty Ek Katori Chini Dena Mummy Ne Mangaya Hai
Aunty: Theek Hai Kaya Kaha Mummy Ne
Bacha: Unhone Kaha Ki Ja Us Kamini Se Chini Le AA

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Dec,10 2015
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Chupkarke

Ram: Agar Raat Main Machar Kate Toh Kaya Karna Chahiye
Papu :Chupkarke Khujali Kar Soo Jana Chahiye Kyon Ki Tum,
Rajanikant Toh Ho Nai Jo Us se Sorry Bulava Loge .

Uploaded By: Mariya Dec,9 2015
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Nalayak Haramkhor

Son : Papa 10+10 Kine Hote Hai?
Papa : Ghade Kanjra Ullu Ke Pathe Nalayak, Haramkhor
Tujhe Kuch Nai Ata Ja Andar Se Calculator Le Ke Ana.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Dec,8 2015
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Why Are You Late

Teacher: Why Are You Late?
Student: Because of The Sign On The Road.
Teacher: What Type Of Sign?
Student: The Sign That Says, School Ahead, Go Slow.

Uploaded By: Tina Dec,7 2015
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Earthquake Aaya Hai

Me: Mom Earthquake Aaya Hai
Mom: Vo Theek Hai Par Tune Apna Room Saaf Kia ?
Me: No
Mom: Throws Chappal With The Magnitude of 7.7
And Said This is Earthquake .

Uploaded By: Farhan Dec,5 2015
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Differnt Style

Girl: I Love YOU Dear.
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na
Girl: Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka,
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.

Uploaded By: Neeta Dec,4 2015
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Hifaazat Ke Liye

GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls ko,
I LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho.
BOY: Bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de na.

Uploaded By: Roopa Dec,3 2015
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Wo Ghar Ayi

Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur chur ho gaye,
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli,
jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao.

Uploaded By: Santi Dec,2 2015
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My Londa Gironda

Amma: Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya.
Dr: I do not know hindi plz tell me in ENG.
Amma: My londa gironda from Hero Honda,
Broken haddi ker de patti.

Uploaded By: Angel Dec,1 2015
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Sharm Chhodo

Ek chhota bachcha bus ki khidki se susu kr rha tha.
Ek aurat boli: Sharm nhi ati tujhe?
Ladka: Are aunty sharm chhodo,
Su su dekho kitna dur tk ja rha hai.

Uploaded By: Tia Nov,30 2015
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Uska Haath

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Nov,27 2015
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Which Part

Man: Santa where U born?
Santa: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,
Whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,26 2015
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Laad Pyar

Salesman: Sir cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa: Nahi Nahi hum cockroach ko itna laad pyar nahi karte.
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega.

Uploaded By: Aakash Nov,25 2015
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Love Karte Ho

Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai.
Baap: Tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho?
Ladka: 6 mahine se.
Baap: Main kaise yaqeen kar loon?
Ladka: Mat karo 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega.

Uploaded By: Santi Nov,24 2015
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Pyar Karne Wale

Girl: Kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho?
Boy: Haan.
Girl: Lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi.
Boy: Oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte.

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,23 2015
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Shaadi Shuda


Police: Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh.
Man: Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police: Toh ghar main baitho.
Man: Iska husbnad nahi manega.

Uploaded By: Jessie Nov,21 2015
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Pocket Money

Baniya: lagta hai hamari beti ka kisi ladke ke,
Sath pyar ka chakkar chal raha hai.
Biwi: kaise pata?
Baniya: Aaj kal pocket money nahi mangti hai.
Biwi: He bhagwan iska matlab ladka baniya bhi nahi hai.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Nov,20 2015
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Naari Samman Sewa

Uncle: What do You do Son...?
Boy: Naari Samman Sewa ke Liye Kaam Karta Hoon
Uncle: Achcha to Social Worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook Par Ladkiyon ki Photo Like Karta Hoon.

Uploaded By: Priya Oct,26 2015
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Khushi Bhi

BOY to GIRL- Koi Aisi baat kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Aur
Khushi Bhi
Girl: I love U BHAI

Uploaded By: Savita Aug,17 2015
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Have life

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,They will fight for you.
Think different.Add wife, have life

Uploaded By: Rajaan Aug,1 2015
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Daru Nahi Chord Sakta

Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
but DARU nahi chhod sakta..

Uploaded By: Farhan Jul,14 2015
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20 Saal Ke baad

Santa ko 20 Saal Baad Bachha hua, Wo Udaas ho gaya.
Kyo?
Ans-Saala 20 Saal baad bachha hua, Wo b itna sa

 

Uploaded By: Julia Jul,14 2015
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Navjot Singh Siddhu

Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

Uploaded By: Praveen Jul,4 2015
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Kya khayega

Mom: Kya khayega?
Me: Aloo hai?
Mom: No
Me: Paneer?
Mom: No
Me: Chicken?
Mom: No
Me: Eggs?
Mom: nahi.
Me: Tala hai?
Mom: yes
Me: Kitchen pe laga do..

Uploaded By: Chameli Jul,4 2015
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Gori Ladki

Ladka : Profile Pic Me Badi Gori Lag Rahi Ho
Ladki : Thanks
Ladka : Kaunsa Software Use Karti Ho ???
"Ladka BLOCKED"

Uploaded By: Tina May,4 2015
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Chappal Khayega

MAA - Beta Apple Khaoge?
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BETA - Nahi..
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MAA - Beta Mango Khaoge?
.
BETA - Nahi..
.
MAA - Beta Orange Khaoge?
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BETA - Nahi..
.
MAA - Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

Uploaded By: Aakash Jan,3 2015
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