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Uploaded By: Varun Jan,5 2017
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क्या तुम मुझसे pyar करती हो

Uploaded By: Pankaj Dec,27 2016
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मेरा कॉल देख के बन्दा

Uploaded By: Mariya Dec,13 2016
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आजकल की लड़कियां

Uploaded By: Munni Dec,6 2016
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Dual-Sim

लड़की: मेरा दिल मोबाइल और तुम उसका सिम हो। लड़का: जानू एक बात पूछुं? लड़की: हाँ पूछो। लड़का: तुम्हारा मोबाइल Dual-Sim वाला तो नहीं।

Uploaded By: Varun Dec,5 2016
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आपके बच्चे क्या कर रहे हैं?

Uploaded By: Rahul Nov,15 2016
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लोग ना जाने staus मे

Uploaded By: Savita Oct,14 2016
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तीन महीनों के लिए समझूँ ...

Uploaded By: Pankaj Oct,10 2016
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सिधे बोलो ना खिचडी पसंद है

Uploaded By: Roopa Oct,6 2016
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प्यार हर किसी से नहीं होता

Uploaded By: Neeta Sep,22 2016
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मेरे collage में


Professor (प्लम्बर से) : आज तू मेरे साथ मेरे collage में चल।
Plumber : क्या हुआ सर ? लीकेज का प्रोबलम है क्या ?
Professor : हा हमारी कॉलेज में हर सार पेपर लीक होता है,
मुझे यह जानना है की वो कहा से “लीक” होता है.

Uploaded By: Poonam Jul,11 2016
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Lips Pe Hi Kar Leti.

She: Today, My Bf Kissed Me On My Lips.
Me: Oh wow. What did You do
She: I kissed Him back.
Me: Why back Lips Pe Hi Kar Leti.

Uploaded By: Karan Jun,29 2016
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फेल गर्लफ्रेंड

डैड : बेटा तेरी गर्लफ्रेंड है?
बेटा : नहीं।
डैड : आजकल तो सबकी होती है। थोड़ा सोशल बनो।
बेटा (शरमा के) : वैसे एक है...
डैड (चप्पल से पीटते हुए) : दुष्ट.. तभी फेल होता है हर बार।

Uploaded By: Aakash Mar,31 2016
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Tum Pregnent Ho

Boy To Girl At aA Dance Party: Kya Tum Mere Sath Dance Karogi,
Girl Reply: Main Bacche Ke Saath Dance Nahi Karti.
Boy: Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.

Uploaded By: Angel Mar,22 2016
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क्या कर रही हो

Boy : क्या कर रही हो.
Girl : मेल निकाल रही हू
Boy : कब से नहीं नहाई
Girl : ई-मेल निकाल रही हू कुत्ते.

Uploaded By: Neeta Feb,25 2016
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Tumhare Ghar Mein

Boyfriend To Girlfriend: Darling Main Tumse Shaadinahi
Kar Sakta Gharwale Mana Kar Rahe hai
Girlfriend: Tumhare Ghar Mein Kaun Kaun Hai,
Boyfriend: Ek Biwi Aur 3 Bacche

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Jan,18 2016
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Kaan Ke Neeche

Boy- Accha Ttum Rakho
Gal- Nhi Tum Phone Rakho
Boy- Nahi Tum Rakho Baby
Girl- Nahi Na Tum Rkho Boy: Nahi..
Roommate: Rakh Nhi Toh Main Ghuma Ke
Rakhunga Ek Kaan Ke Neeche.

Uploaded By: Rehan Jan,14 2016
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Maa Banne Wali

Premika: Main Maa Banne Wali Hoon,
Premi: Kya Bakwas Kar Rahi Ho..
Premika: Bakwas Nahi, Main Tumhare Papa Se Shaadi Kar Ke
Tumhari Maa Banne Wali Hoon.

Uploaded By: Tia Jan,9 2016
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Very Tasty

Boy: Sent The 1 Expensive Bird That's Could Speak 40 Languags
As Birthday Gift To His Girlfriend And Next Day He Askd About The Gift .
Boy : How Is The Bird,
Girlfriend :Very Tasty.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jan,4 2016
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Tera Baap Aaya

Boyfriend Aur Uski Girlfriend Garden Me Bethe The.
Girfnd Jaanu Kuch Esa Kaho ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Boyfnd Bhag Tera Baap Aaya. 

Uploaded By: Mariya Dec,16 2015
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Careless Girl

Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha face-smile
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u face-smile
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.

Uploaded By: Rehan Oct,27 2015
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Blind BF

Girl to her Blind Bf: Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hu.
Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh,
Wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
Kamini andha hu ch*t*ya nahi.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Oct,3 2015
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Mad Girl

BF: Accident me pair toot gaya.
GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai,
Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,
Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha?
Girls r Mad.

Uploaded By: Varun Oct,3 2015
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Princess

He: Janu you are Cute.
She: Thanks jaan.
He: Janu you are Princess.
She: Awww jaan thankss Kya kar rahe ho?
He: Mazak.

Uploaded By: Admin Oct,3 2015
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Reason

Girl: Tu itna achha he fir kya,
Reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?
Boy: Tu ban ja.
Girl: Nahi tu mera best friend hai.
Boy: Bas yehi reason hai.

Uploaded By: Rehan Oct,3 2015
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Pati

Ladka: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti Ho?
Ladki: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Ladka: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai.
Slapped.

Uploaded By: Poonam Oct,3 2015
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Admission

Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: IIN, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni.

Uploaded By: Savita Oct,3 2015
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Halat

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Oct,3 2015
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English

Boy and girl chatting on fb.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: How are you?
Boy: Mai theek hu Thanks.
Girl: Maine poochha how are you?
Boy: Maine kahaa to mai theek hu.
Girl: Ek to english nahi aati aur aa gaye fb pe chat karne maine poochha tum kaun ho?
Boy: Theek huu didi bas apna chhota bhai samjho.

Uploaded By: Varun Oct,3 2015
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College

Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko tshirt upar karke dikhane Lagi,
Sab ne kaha Mast hai jordar hai.
Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayi.
Kyun?
Bra to Almari me hi thi.

Uploaded By: Roopa Oct,3 2015
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SETTING

Breakup Ke Baad Ladke ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi.
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh nahi hai.
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Oct,3 2015
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Hawan

Ladki: Pandit ji Hawan karwana tha beti ke liye,
Pandit: Shaadi nahi ho rahi kya?
Ladki: Nahi, uski DP pe likes nahi aa rahe aajkal.

Uploaded By: Angel Oct,3 2015
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Khali Ghar

Ladka: I love you baby.
Ladki: BossDK ab kis ka ghar Khali hai?

Uploaded By: Raj Oct,3 2015
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Yaad

Ladki: Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.
Ladka: Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.
Ladki: Acha chalo, papa aa gaye bye.

Uploaded By: Jessie Oct,3 2015
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Bill

Ladki Saath Ho Toh Restaurant Ka Bill,
Ladki Door Ho Toh Mobile Ka Bill Aur,
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye Toh Daru Ka Bill,
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.

Uploaded By: Savita Oct,3 2015
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Hanstey Hanstey

BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai.
BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi.
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey 2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi.

Uploaded By: Rehan Oct,3 2015
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Ehsaas

Ho Sakta Hai Humne Anjaane Mein Aapko Kabhi Rula Diya,
Aapne Duniya K Kehne Pe Hume Bhula Dia,
Hum To Vaise Bhi Akele The,
Kya Hua Agar Aapne Ehsaas Dila Diya.

Uploaded By: Priya Oct,3 2015
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Respect

Bihari boy: Phone no. debu ho?
Modern girl: Oye majnoo, Tamiz se baat kar.
Bihari boy: My dear with due respect i would like to say that phone no. debu ka?

Uploaded By: Jessie Oct,3 2015
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Achchi Lagti

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon.
Husband: Bahut Zyada.
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

Uploaded By: Karan Sep,24 2015
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Cute Kutte

Boy friend: Darling,i love u.
Girlfriend: Kutte ke bache.
Boyfriend: Kya.
Girlfriend: Kitne cute hote hain na.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Sep,4 2015
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Kutte Pe Gayi Hai

Boy:Tu Kitne Baje Uthati Hai?
Girl: Apna Koi Time Nhi Jab Dil Kre So Jati Hu,
Aur Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hu.
Boy: Notty Tu Bilkul Mere Kutte Pe Gayi Hai

Uploaded By: Sunny Aug,17 2015
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My Sweetheart

Girlfriend: You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend: Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

Uploaded By: Julie Aug,5 2015
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Dekha Nahi

Boy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya.
girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha.
Boy:kabhi dekha nahi na is

Uploaded By: Roopa Aug,1 2015
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8 boobs

Girlfriend – tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy – dabuanga…chaatunga..chusunga…uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend – toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao

Uploaded By: Rahul Jul,22 2015
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White Dress

Boy – mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana…
Girl black pehan ke aayi…
Boy – tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Jul,22 2015
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Nahi Utaarungi

Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine,
VACHAN de rakha hai ki.
Usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi,
Nahi utaarungi.

Uploaded By: Sunny Jul,16 2015
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Bana Di Ghodi

Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad,
Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Ghus Gayi.
Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha,
Kon Si Film Dekhi?
Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi,
Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi.

Uploaded By: Julia Jul,15 2015
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African with Bihari

One African Girl says... I Love U Bihari Boy
Bihari Boys Say:Tum husan nahi aag ka dariya ho hum tumse pyar nahi karsakte kyu ki tum bahut karia ho.

Uploaded By: Gujju Jul,14 2015
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Main Gadha Kutta

Ek raat ek ladke ne anjaan aunty ki help kardi.
Aunty - beta raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahi so jao bittu k room me.
Boy - nahi aunty main hall me hi so jaunga. Agli subah ek bahut sunder ladki coffee ka cup leke aati hai.
Boy - aap kaun?
Girl - me bittu aur aap? Boy - Main gadha, kutta, ullu ka...

 

 

 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jul,14 2015
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Dialogue Chipka Do

Boy: I love you
Girl: But I love someone else.
Boy: Ok, no problem. Your happiness is
more important for me than your love.
Moral: Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha
dialogue to achha chipka hi do.

Uploaded By: Tina Jul,14 2015
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