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तेरे गांव का एक-एक खेत गवाह है
तेरी जबरदस्त चुदाई का...

Uploaded By: Tina Feb,16 2017
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लड़कियां

गांड फाड़ू लड़कियां ही,
गांड मारके जाती है.

Uploaded By: Julia Feb,14 2017
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लंगोटी

अध्यापिका: अंडरवियर को हिंदी में लंगोटी नाम से क्यों बुलाते हैं?

पप्पू: क्योंकि वह 1 लंड और 2 गोटी का ध्यान रखती है, इसलिए इसे लंगोटी कहते है ।
अध्यापिका आज तक सदमे में हे »»

Uploaded By: Abhishek Feb,9 2017
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प्रॉपर्टी के टुकड़े

पोता : दादाजी ये कंडोम क्या होता है ?
दादाजी : चल भाग, मुझे नहीं पता.
पोता : मैं जानता था मादरचोद बुड्ढे.. तुझे पता होता तो आज
प्रॉपर्टी के 14 टुकड़े नहीं होते..

Uploaded By: Tia Feb,8 2017
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फूल है गुलाब का

 फूल है गुलाब का, सुखने न दूंगा खड़े खड़े डालूँगा, दूखने न दूंगा

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Feb,6 2017
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दर्द और सितम

यूँ तो भुला दिया है तेरा दिया हर दर्द और सितम....
लेकिन....
तेरा वो लंड पर बैठ कर उछलना... आज भी याद है...!!

Uploaded By: Poonam Jan,30 2017
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ख्वाहिशो को पूरा

बस मुठ मार कर ही ख्वाहिशो को पूरा कर लेता हूँ..!!
चूतो की चाहत कोने में दफन कर दी मैंने..!!...

Uploaded By: Farhan Jan,30 2017
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मुहं से

मेडम एक दिन क्लास में..
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat….
L 4 लंड.
सॉरी बच्चो मुहं से निकल गया.
बच्चे : कोई बात नहीं मेडम वापस मुहं मे ले लो

Uploaded By: Poonam Jan,27 2017
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खुली बोरी

पति पत्नी ने सेक्स करने के लिए कोड रखा
“चलो चीनी खाएं”..
1 दिन उनका नौकर उनकी जवान बेटी के साथ सेक्स करता पकड़ा गया.
मालिक : भेंन के लोड़े.. यह क्या कर रहा था ?
नौकर : मालिक चीनी खा रहा था।
मालिक : बहनचोद चीनी ही खानी थीतो खुली बोरी वाली ही खा लेता, नई बोरी क्यों खोली

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jan,25 2017
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लड़कियो की छीक

लड़कियो की छीक-
आक्छु ….. i am sorry please.
लड़को की छीक-
आआआआआस्स्सस्सह्ह्ह्ह्क्छहूऊऊऊऊ
ऊऊ……….इसकी माँ का भोसड़ा सर्दी बेनचोद

Uploaded By: Roopa Jan,24 2017
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मेरा प्यार

सिमट गया मेरा प्यार चंद
अल्फ़ाजों में..
जब उसने कहा..
खूंटे पर बैठ के फाड़ लूँगी
पर तुझे नही दूंगी ।।।

Uploaded By: Abhishek Jan,20 2017
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Virgin Wool

Munni : यह स्वेटर कितने का है?
दुकानदार : ₹600 का।
Munni : और वो वाला?
दुकानदार : ₹1800 रुपये का।
Munni : दोनो के दाम में इतना फर्क क्यों?
दुकानदार : ₹600 रुपये वाला साधारण ऊन से बना है और 1800 रुपये वाला 100% virgin wool से बना हुआ है।
Munni : ₹600 रुपये वाला दे दो भाई।
हमें तो ठंड दूर करनी है। भेड़ चुदी के नही चुदी.. इससे क्या फर्क पड़ता है।

Uploaded By: Tina Jan,19 2017
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सुलाने की कोशिश

थक गया हू जिंदगी की कठिनाईयों से लङते लङते दोस्त, इधर ख्वाहिशों को सुलाने की कोशिश करता हू तो उधर......'''
*लंड जाग उठता है*

Uploaded By: Sneha Jan,17 2017
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बीड़ी फेक के

बस में औरत: भाईसाब मेरे बच्चे को थोडा डाटियें तो बहुत मस्ती कर रहा है |
एक.ताऊ बीड़ी फेक के..क्यो र छोरी चोद। बहोत खाज होरी स तेरे चूतडा म. चुपचाप बैठया र नही तो तेरी माँ न चोद दयूंगा.!!
औरत: भाईसाब रहने दो.. करने दो मस्ती.

Uploaded By: Chameli Jan,16 2017
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Uploaded By: Raj Jan,5 2017
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Tumhe Pyar

Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai Dosto
Lekin.
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat Bhi Acchi Lage To Smjho Ke.
Tumhe Pyar
Nahi Hua Hai, Zaleel Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gai Hai.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Jan,19 2016
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Nahate Ho

Har Baar Mausam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho,
Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhate Ho, 
Ye Sunkar To Hamari Rooh Hi Kaap Gayi, 
Ke Aap Bartan Dhone Wali Sabun Se Nahate Ho.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jan,9 2016
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Juth Pe Juth

Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,
Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,
Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe.

Uploaded By: Neeta Dec,11 2015
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Mann Ka Vaham

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo..
Gori ho, Lambi ho, Sundar ho, Inteligent ho,
Pati ko samjhe Aur kabhi jhagda na kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham.

Uploaded By: Rahul Nov,24 2015
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Tera Hi Naam

Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

Uploaded By: Pankaj Nov,20 2015
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Kisi Bahane Se

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

Uploaded By: Tia Nov,17 2015
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IN 2018



Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
Engineer: Ye le meri B.Tech ki degree rakh le.
Bhikari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.Tech ki rakh le.

 

Uploaded By: Karan Nov,4 2015
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Good Decision

Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne
Aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha: Goli maru, Ya Gaand?
Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai.

 

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Oct,29 2015
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Plastic Ki Chuten

Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Arman Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chuten;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!

Uploaded By: Angel Oct,27 2015
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Choot kabb Mil Jaye

Choot kabb Mil Jaye Aitbaar Kisko Hai;
Mil Jaaye Chodne Ko To Inkaar Kis Ko Hai.
Kuchh Mushkilen Hai Choot Paane Mein, Dost;
Warna Faltu Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai!

Uploaded By: Karan Oct,27 2015
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Tumhari Lipstik

Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola
Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota
Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye
Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Oct,27 2015
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Super Hit Insult

Wife: Agar Dunia Sirf 30 Minute Mein Khatam ho Rahi ho to Tum Kya Karna Chahoge?
Husband: Off Course Sex.
Aur Baki ke 29 Minutes?

Uploaded By: Praveen Oct,26 2015
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Hasrat

Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.

Uploaded By: Admin Sep,24 2015
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Mosambi

Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati,
Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati,
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi,
Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati.

Uploaded By: Farhan Sep,9 2015
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Rough Draft

Girl: Girls are better than boys.
Boy: Then why did God make boys first?
Girl: Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.

Uploaded By: Rehan Sep,4 2015
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Dimag Ka

Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,
Dil Lagake Karte Hai. Qki
Dimag Ka OPTION To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..

Uploaded By: Santi Aug,18 2015
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Aap Pagal Ho

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

Uploaded By: Aakash Aug,18 2015
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Panga Nahi

Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,
Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,
Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,
Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

Uploaded By: Pankaj Aug,1 2015
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Pyari Si Larki

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko,
I LOVE U Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen.
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy.
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha.
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai.

Uploaded By: Admin Jul,16 2015
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Nahana Chod Do

Humko yun Pagal banana chod do.
Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do.
Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar.
Ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.

Uploaded By: Aakash Jul,16 2015
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Chanda k Samaan

Tumhari aankhein chanda k samaan,
Tumhara chehra chanda k samaan,
Tumhare nak bal kan sab chanda k samaan,
Kyoki chanda hai mere Bhains ka naam.

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,15 2015
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Tumhari marzi

Gadha ghaas kyon kahata hey??
Chalo chhoro It's ur personal matter.
Tumhari marzi kuchh bhi khao.

Uploaded By: Roopa Jul,15 2015
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B.Com Final Year

A Sardar Saw A Beautiful Girl,
He Went There And Kissed Her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What Are You Doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final Year!

Uploaded By: Sophia Jul,13 2015
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Plastic And Without Brain.

Boy :-You Look Like A Barbie.
Girl :-*Happily* You Mean
Beautiful&Tall ?.
Boy : No, Plastic & Without Brain..XD 

Uploaded By: Karan Jul,13 2015
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Vim Bar Se Nahate ho

Kyu mera dil dukhate ho..
kyu mujse har baat chupate ho..
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki aap..
gore hone k liye VIM BAR se nahate ho.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jul,8 2015
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Kanjoos Aur App

kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,

Uploaded By: Karan Jul,8 2015
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pagal paresan

Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?
?
?

Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!

Uploaded By: Rajaan Jul,7 2015
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Boy Insulting Girl

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?
Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.
Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P

Uploaded By: Rehan Jul,7 2015
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Dikhao

Conductor To Lady – Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?
Lady – Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai
Conductor – Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo

Uploaded By: Julie Jun,2 2015
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Chut

Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: Uui Maaa PEPSI.
Ladka: Saali Iss Time Tuze Pepsi kaha se du ?
Girl: Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please Enter Penis Slowly Inside

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jun,2 2015
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Kaamwali Ke Blouse

Pappu: Mom Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale
Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai.

Uploaded By: Mariya Jun,2 2015
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100% Kamayi

1Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10% Sukh Milta Hai
Aur Girlfriend Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai.
Paisa Apka Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago.

Uploaded By: Neeta Jun,2 2015
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Sorry about your weight

A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

Uploaded By: Viraj May,26 2015
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Brain Slipped Out

Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

Uploaded By: Julia May,26 2015
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Cheap Gift

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Uploaded By: Shilpa May,26 2015
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