STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
Do You Know Who Is Replacing Gutthi ?
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After Gutthi, its 'Dulari' on 'Comedy Nights with Kapil'
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Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The Bus Stop....
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya...Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace..
Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.
Kapil : Kamaal Hai..
Itni Saari Achi Cheeze Phir Bhi Tu Bhootni Lag Rahi Hai..
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What is fear?
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Asking a question in comedy nights with kapil show.!!!
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Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook....
Girl - M very confused about 1 thing from last couple of days ...
BF - Tell me I will give you the answer! !
Girl - What is Baba Ji ka thullu??
Boy - ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Teddy bear for you last monday, what did you get ??
Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!
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What Kapil Sharma Says . .
Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo, Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ? . . . .
What He Actually Means..........
"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?
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What will happen if SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHT WITH KAPIL.. ..
Then wht will the audience say:
" JI MAIN AAPKA BAHUT BADA FAN HUN.. SAARI MOVIES DEKHI HAI AAPKI"
Kapil: Haan Maine Bhi.
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Kapil opened a new tailor shop Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . . Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"
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Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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In Hindi: Main kho gaya hoon tere pyaar mein, ab tum bhi kho jaao
In English: I’m lost in your love, now you get lost!
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Kapil: Pata nahin log propose kaise kar lete hain..
Mujhe to paani puri khane ke baad sukhi wali puri maangne mein bhi sharam aati hai
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Teacher: Tum mirror ke saamne baithkar kyun padhte ho…
Kapil Junior:
Madam, Iske 3 faayde hain
1) Padhne ke liye company mil jaati hai
2) Khud par nazar bhi rehti hai
3) Saath mein revision bhi ho jaata hai
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Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Kiran Kherr: Mera husband bazaar gaya tha aaloo khareedne, 5 din ho gaye.. Abhi tak wapas nahin aaya!
Dadi: To kuchh aur paka leti, Itna wait kyun kar rahi hai?
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Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver:
Kapil: kitna paisa hua?
Auto wala: 30 Rs..
Kapil: Ye le 15 Rs
Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 15 Rs.. ye to cheating hai
Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap? :-D
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Wife: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hoon, aaj marte-marte bachi hoon
Kapil sharma: Please use ek aur mauka de do!!
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Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Kapil Sharma:
Arz kiya hai…
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
wah wah
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…
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