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गरमी बहुत है यार

कोन कम्बखत देवदास बनने के लिऐ पीता हैं..
हम तो इस लिऐ पीते है क्यो कि दिमाग और शरीर ठंडा रहै साली गरमी बहुत है यार

Uploaded By: Aakash Apr,22 2016
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आग जल्दी लगती हैं

गर्मी आ गयी हैं अपना ख्याल रखना पानी ज्यादा पीना
खाना कम खाना और सबसे जरूरी बात
सिर को धुप से बचाना
क्योंकि भूसे मे आग जल्दी लगती हैं|

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,20 2016
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कोशिश कर रहे हों

कुछ लोग मुड़ते वक़्त साइड लेने के लिए
हाथ को पंख की तरह इतना जोर से हिलाते हैं
कि लगता है साइड लेने की बजाय
उड़ने की कोशिश कर रहे हों ।

Uploaded By: Abhishek Apr,19 2016
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काम-धन्धे पे लग जाओ

क्या आप फेसबुक और वॉट्सएप की मदद से पैसे कमाना चाहते हैं
अगर हाँ, तो दोनों Delete कर दो और काम-धन्धे पे लग जाओ।

Uploaded By: Gujju Apr,18 2016
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भैंस लेकर आयेंगे

हमारे भारत में हाई-अलर्ट का मतलब
पुलिस को डंडा पकड़ा कर चौराहों पर खड़ा कर देना,
जैसे आतंकवादी ए के-47 की बजाये,भैंस लेकर आयेंगे

Uploaded By: Savita Apr,16 2016
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कितना खर्चा हुआ था

पत्नी: कैसे हो मेरी जान
पति: अपनी डायरी खोलकर देखने लगा
देख रहा हूँ जब पिछली बार जान बोला था
तो कितना खर्चा हुआ था

Uploaded By: Viraj Apr,15 2016
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ब्लाक पहले मार देती है

विदेशी लड़कियाँ तलाक के बाद भी कहती है 'हम दोंनो अब भी अच्छे दोस्त है,
और हमारे यहाँ ब्रेकअप बाद मे होता है लड़की ब्लाक पहले मार देती है।

Uploaded By: Rajaan Apr,14 2016
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Babaji Ka Thullu

Exam Ke Time Par Sab Padhte Hai Banke Ullu,
Exam Ke Time Par Sab Padhte Hai Banke Ullu,
Baad Me Milta Hai To Sirf Aur Sirf,
Babaji Ka Thullu

Uploaded By: Abhishek Apr,13 2016
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सब कुछ नहीं होती

प्रेमी: जिंदगी में शादी करना बड़ा ज़रूरी है!
प्रेमिका : क्यों
प्रेमी: क्योंकि जिंदगी में ख़ुशी ही सब कुछ नहीं होती

Uploaded By: Farhan Apr,12 2016
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करवाना पड़ रहा हो

ब्रेकअप का दर्द उस लड़की से जा के पूछो.
जिसे खुद अपने पैसों का रिचार्ज करवाना पड़ रहा हो।

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Apr,11 2016
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पहले हम धुले जाते थे

डिटर्जेंट के विज्ञापन में कितनी आसानी से बच्चे कपडे गंदे कर घर आ जाते हैं।
बचपन में हम आ जाया करते थे तो कपडे बाद में धुलते थे, पहले हम धुले जाते थे।

 

Uploaded By: Priya Apr,8 2016
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Thek Lage

Girl : I Love You I Can't Live Widout You!
Mar Jaon Gi Mit Jaon Gi Tere Pyaar Ma Fanaa Ho Jaon Gi
Boy : Hmm Dekh Le Tujhe Jese Thek Lage.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Apr,7 2016
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Pyar Mein Dhokh

Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha Doctor Sahib

Uploaded By: Julia Apr,6 2016
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Tujhe Mila Ke 3

Shortest Rejected Proposal
Boy : Tere Kitne Bhai Hai
Girl : Tujhe Mila Ke 3

Uploaded By: Sophia Apr,5 2016
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हमसे शादी ही कर ली

वो ज़हर देकर मारते तो दुनिया की नज़र में आ जाते;
अंदाजे कत्ल तो देखो मोहब्बत करके हमसे शादी ही कर ली।

Uploaded By: Munni Apr,4 2016
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सिस्टम स्कैन कर दूँ

पप्पू: पापा, प्यार एक Virus है।
संता: और ये दरवाजे के पीछे रखा लट्ठ AntiVirus है।
कहे तो अभी तेरा सिस्टम स्कैन कर दूँ।'

Uploaded By: Julia Apr,2 2016
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Zarurat Hi Na Pade

Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo Usko Kal Tak Hi Rakho,
Kya Pata Us Kaam Ko Karne Ki Zarurat Hi Na Pade!

Uploaded By: Julie Apr,1 2016
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पीड़ित पति संघ

शुक्र है सबकी बीवियाँ दारु नहीं पीती;
वरना जो बिन पियें इतनी बक-बक करती हों अगर,
पी लें तो दुनिया ही हिला दें। पीड़ित पति संघ

Uploaded By: Munni Mar,31 2016
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Holiday Ko Ate Hai

Gandhiji, krishna Aur Jesus Mein Kya Similarty Hai
Are Teeno Ke Birthday Holiday Ko Ate Hai

Uploaded By: Jessie Mar,30 2016
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Usme Namak Hai

Kapil Wife : Ghar Mein Namak Khatam Ho Gaya Hai,
Khaane Mein Kya Banau
Kapil : Thoda Toothpaste Daal Do, Usme Namak Hai

Uploaded By: Munni Mar,29 2016
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Kar Deti Hai

Kapil : Arz Kiya Hai Fruit Kharab Nai Hote
Mahiyan Kharab Kar Deti Hai
Usi Tarah Ladke Kahrab Nai Hote Ladiyan
Kaharab Kar Deti Hai

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Mar,28 2016
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Badla Lene Ka

Kapil : Operation Main Mujhe Kuch Ho Gayatoh Tum
Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena.
Sumona : Kyun.
Kapil : Badla Lene Ka Yahi Ek Tareeka Hai.

 

Uploaded By: Rajaan Mar,25 2016
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Na Aayega Bill

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
AurLadki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye
To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill

Uploaded By: Praveen Mar,23 2016
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Zinda Hai


Kapil : Kisi Hai Tumhari Biwi
Ritesh: Swarg Ki APsara Jasi Aur Tumahari
Kapil : Meri Toh Abhi Zinda Hai

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Mar,22 2016
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You Get lost

Mein kho Gya Hun Tere Pyar Mein Ab Tum Bhi Kho Jao
English: I Lost In Your Love And You Get lost

Uploaded By: Tia Mar,21 2016
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12 Baje ke Baad

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k Baad.
Aur Tum Online Aate Ho 12 Baje k Baad

Uploaded By: Munni Mar,19 2016
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Pizaa Home Delivery

Kapil : Bade Din Ke Baad Aye Ho Kaya Kar Rahe Ho
Natha : PHD
Kapil : Woh Doctor
Natha : Nahi Pizaa Home Delivery

Uploaded By: Aisha Mar,18 2016
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Kutti Ho jati Hai

Somona : Breakup ke baad kya hota hai
Kapil : Jaan Janwar Ho Jata Hai Aur Cutee Kutti Ho jati Hai

Uploaded By: Rehan Mar,17 2016
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Utha Ke Le Jata Hai

Shyam: Teri Aur Bhabi Ki Jodi Ram Sita Ki Jodi Hai
Kapil : Kahan Na Ve Dharti Mein Samati Hai
Aur Na Koi Ravan Utha Ke Le Jata Hai

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,16 2016
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Tarah Rakhunga

Sumona : Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyu Nahi Bataya
Ke Tmhari Raani Naam Ki Ek Our Wife Bhi Hai.
Bittoo : Bataya To Tha Tumhe Raani Ki Tarah Rakhunga

Uploaded By: Jessie Mar,15 2016
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Aam Aadmi Mehnat

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU.

Uploaded By: Gujju Mar,14 2016
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Puri Zindagi Padhai

Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU

Uploaded By: Rajaan Mar,11 2016
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शाम को दारू

मास्टर जी : क्या कोई बता सकता हैँ कि
भगवान ने लड़कियों को क्यों बनाया
Pappu : ताकि वो हम लड़को की Life बरबाद कर सके
मास्टर जी :- आँसू ला दिए तेरे जवाब ने क्लास के बाहर मिल
शाम को दारू पीते हैँ साथ में.

Uploaded By: Jessie Mar,10 2016
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Paise Lagenge

Kapil : Soch Raha Hun USA Ghoom Aaun, Free Me
Wife : Free Me Kaise
Kapil : Ab Sochne Ke Bhi Paise Lagenge

Uploaded By: Neeta Mar,9 2016
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Kitne Paise Huye

Kapil: Kitne Paise Huye
Auto Driver : 50 Rs..
Kapil: Ye Le 25 Rs
Auto driver: Ye Kya Sirf 25 Rs.Baaki Ke 25 Kaun Dega
Kapil : Waah Beta Mujhse Hoshiyaari
Tu Bhi To Baith Ke Aaya Hai.. To Sharing Ka Paisa Kon Dega, Tera Baap

 

Uploaded By: Liza Mar,8 2016
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Ladki Sath Ho

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
AurLadki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye
To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill

Uploaded By: Jessie Mar,7 2016
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Raani Ki Tarah

Sumona : Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyu Nahi Bataya
Ke Tumhari Raani Naam Ki Ek Our Wife Bhi Hai.
Bittoo : Bataya To Tha Tumhe Raani Ki Tarah Rakhunga .

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,5 2016
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Babaji Ka Thullu

Girl : Today I Wanna Tell You Those 3 Magical Words..
Boy : Oh, Wow, Tell Me Fast.. I Have Been Waiting For Them.
Girl : Babaji Ka Thullu.

Uploaded By: Karan Mar,5 2016
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larkiyan Aaj Kal

Kapil:Larkiyan Aaj Kal Apne Husan Par Naaj Karti Hai
Grammer Toh Theek Se Ata Nai Aur English Main Baat Karti Hai

Uploaded By: Tina Dec,11 2015
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Aur Uski Item

Sir: Pani Mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar Ke Naam Btao?
Kapil: Mendhak
Sir: Good Kapil. 4 Aur Btao ?
Kapil: Uski Mummy Uske papa Uski Bahen Aur Uski Item.

Uploaded By: Farhan Dec,10 2015
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Khatam Ho Gaya Hai

Kapil Wife : Ghar Mein Namak Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
Khaane Mein Kya Banau ?
Kapil : Thoda Toothpaste Daal Do, Usme Namak Hai

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Dec,9 2015
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Babaji Ka Thullu

Girl: Today I wanna tell you those 3
Magical words..
Boy: Oh, Wow Tell Me Fast.
I have Been Waiting For Them!
Girl: Babaji Ka Thullu .

 

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Dec,8 2015
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Thodi Lagte Hai

Kapil : Soch Raha Hu USA Ghoom Aun, Free Mein,
Sharukh : Free Mein Kaise Jayega ?
Kapil : Sochne Ke Paise Thodi Lagte Hai.

Uploaded By: Karan Dec,5 2015
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Rob Padega

Sumona: Gaadi ki chaabi do na. Kitty party me jana hai.
Kapil: Gaadi?
Sumona: 10 lakh ki gaadi me jaungi to jyada rob padega.
Kapil: Ye le 10 Rs. 48 lakh ki bus me ja. jyada rob padega.

Uploaded By: Raj Dec,4 2015
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Acchhi Cheezein

Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha Nice Top and Jeans.
Girl: Thanks.
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA.
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein,
Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai.

Uploaded By: Sunny Dec,3 2015
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Ban Gayi Ullu

Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla,
Babaji ka thullu.

Uploaded By: Chameli Dec,2 2015
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Kharab Ho Gaya

Kapil Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi.
Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar padi aur,
Nikaal diya gya BeCause.
First Caller: Mera Idea Ka Sim Kharab,
Ho Gaya Hai. Kya karuun?
Kapil: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.

Uploaded By: Gujju Dec,1 2015
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Waiting For Them

Girl: Today I wanna tell you those 3 magical words.
Boy: Oh Wow, tell me fast. I have been waiting for them.
Girl: Babaji Ka Thullu.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Nov,30 2015
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Isstri Kar Rha

Kapil: Tu khidki se kaise gir gye?
Naukar: Main parde isstri kar rha tha.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Nov,27 2015
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Tere Pyar Me

Hindi Me: Main kho gya hu tere pyar me,
Ab tum bhi kho jao.
English Me: I m lost in your love,
Now u get lost.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Nov,26 2015
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