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Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile.
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Never ever reply to emails on weekends. Wait until a weekday.
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Do not assume the person you are talking to is destitute or sad.
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Do not login for hours on end. Short, rapid visits are best.
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Make sure your login name is stunning and sexy, as well as enigmatic.
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Always date safely and protect yourself at every turn.
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Always reply to emails at least 3 days after receipt.
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Don't reply to instant messages with clever opening lines.
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Always let them come to you, don't chase them via email.
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