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Professor : akal badi ya bhais
Muna bhai : bole to pahle date
of birth bata mamu.
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
Chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri
Circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Munna Bhai : Circuit Agar Bina Daant Wala Kutta Kate To Kya Karne Ka Re?
Circut : Simple He Bhai, Bina Sui Wala Injection Lene Ka
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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.
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Munna: Ab Yeh Bol Apun Ko Bahut Sardi Ho Gayi Hai
Circuit: I Got Big Winter In Small Nose
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Circuit: Bhai, Apun Ne Kal Sania Mirza Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Munna bhai: Arre Wah, Kya Kaha Usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu Wrong Number.
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu.
Munna: Kyun?
Circuit: Bhai baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night.
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu.
Munna: Kyun.
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Munna bhai: Apun ko kaisy pata,
Chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit: Simple bhai, pathar mar Kar dekho,
Ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Munna Bhai: Abey Circut Ye Barish K Waqt Bijali Kayon Chamakti Hai
CIRCUT: Bahi Bolay To Upper Wala Torch Maar Kar Dekhta Hoga Kahin Sookha To Nahi Reh Gaya
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Munnabhai: Ye Ramnavmi Kyo Manai Jaati Hai?
Circuit: Arey Simple Hai Bhai.Is Din Bhagwan Ram Aathvi Pass Karke
Navmi Me Gaye The.
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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PROFESSOR :Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI:Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap.
Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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Kya ray!Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
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Munna Bhai Sms
Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus
pe tu chade ya fir tujpe bs
chadJaye 2 kya hoga!!
Circuit: bole 2 bhai,dono baar
ticket apani hi kategi.
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh
Baelgaadi.
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PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin
maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
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Munna Juice Waale Se:-
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jaldi se Juice De Ladai
Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Ek Glass Pine Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Wo Bhi Peene Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
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Juice Waala:- Kab Hogi
Ladai.. ??
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Munna:- Jab Tu Paise
Mangegaa !!
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Munna Juice Waale Se:-
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jaldi se Juice De Ladai
Hone Wali
Hai.....
.
.
.
Ek Glass Pine Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
.
.
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Wo Bhi Peene Ke Baad..
Ek Glass Aur De jaldi
Ladai Hone Wali
Hai.....
.
.
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Juice Waala:- Kab Hogi
Ladai.. ??
.
.
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Munna:- Jab Tu Paise
Mangegaa !!
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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
1
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
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After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
"Battery is OK"
1
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. .
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MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender... Circuit Bhai!
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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