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सीधे पटक

ना रोज डे
ना प्रपोज डे
सीधे पटक ओर चोद दे

Uploaded By: Jessie Feb,16 2017
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बहुत बडा

बडी खुशी होती है प्रेमिका जब कहती है:
"जानू बहुत बडा है"
पर टेंशन भी होता है भैनचोद इसने छोटा किसका देखा होगा ?

Uploaded By: Tina Feb,9 2017
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Fogg की टीम

Fogg की टीम GB Road आई... एक ने पूछा:- "क्यों आन्टी, क्या चल रहा है...??" आन्टी:- "यहाँ सिर्फ़ चुदाई चलती है, गंडमरे..!!"

Uploaded By: Julia Feb,6 2017
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लड़कों का उस्ताद

भाइयो मुठ मारने से उस्ताद लम्बा होता है,,,,
इस अफ़वाह ने,,,,
बहुत से मासूम लड़कों का उस्ताद टेढ़ा कर दिया

Uploaded By: Tia Jan,30 2017
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ससुर की रणभूमि

एक बार बहू सास की टाँगे दबा रही थी.
सास का घागरा उँचा हो गया.
बहू बोली : प्रणाम!
सास बोली : किसको?
बहू बोली : ससुर की रणभूमि और पति की जन्मभूमि को.

Uploaded By: Rahul Jan,27 2017
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सूहागरात का झटका

सूहागरात का सबसे बड़ा झटका :
सुहागरात की तैयारी हो चुकी हो और
पत्नी पति से बोली :कंडोम सिर्फ़ कोहिनूर
ही लेना, बाकी से मुझे एलर्जी हो जाती हे.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jan,25 2017
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हवस की किताब

पढ़ने वाले की कमी है वरना
मुठ मारते वक्त गिरते हुए
वीर्य भी एक हवस की किताब है।

Uploaded By: Mariya Jan,20 2017
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Gayi Hai

Mulla Ji Bra Lene Shop Par Gaye
Mulla Ji: Ek Bra De Do
Shopkeepar: Kis Size Ki Du?
Mulla Ji: Size To Pata Nahi Par Biwi Ki Purani
Bra Me Se Meri Do Topi Ban Gayi Hai.

Uploaded By: Praveen Jan,19 2016
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pyaar kisko hai

Lund Pe Aitbaar Kisko Hai
Mil Jaaye Chodney Ko To Inkar Kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai

Uploaded By: Santi Jan,19 2016
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महीना आता है

गम में भी हमको जीना आता है,
सेक्स करके भी पसीना आता है,
एक हम हैं कि तुम्हें अक्सर मैसेज करते हैं,
एक तुम्हारा मैसेज है, जैसे औरतों को महीना आता है

Uploaded By: Viraj Jan,9 2016
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NIRODH Ke Karkhane

Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane.

Uploaded By: Jessie Dec,11 2015
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Judai Hoti Hai

Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Cheez Judai Hoti Hai,
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hein, Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai.

Uploaded By: Shilpa Dec,2 2015
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Pyaara Sa Gift

Aap koi aisa gift unhe dein jo unke dil ko chhu jaaye,
Ye zaruri nahi ki gift kisi khaas mauke par hi diya jaaye,
Bas aap mauke ko na dekhkar kisi achhe se gift mein,
Unka naam likhar unhe present kar dein phir dekhiye kamaal.

Uploaded By: Mariya Nov,24 2015
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Apna Khada

Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada,
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada.
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe,
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada,
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada, Itna Bada.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Nov,24 2015
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Friends Se Friendship

Unke khaas khaas friends se aap apni friendship
Bada le aur jaanne ki koshish karein ki aisa kya
Hai jisse aap unke aur bhi kareeb jaa sakti hain.

Uploaded By: Sneha Nov,20 2015
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Jeevan Mein Bahaar

Dil Mein Basi Hai Bas Abb Ek Hi Hasrat,
Iss Liye Laude Ko Roz Karata Hoon Kasrat,
Aayegi Iss Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar,
Maaronga Choot Din Mein Kayee Kayee Baar.

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Nov,20 2015
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Zindgi Ke Khel

Lund Toh Choot Ki Baddi Shaan Hoti Hai,
Lund Bina Choot Bhi Shamshaan Hoti Hai,
Yeh Zindgi Ke Saare Khel Toh Lund Ke Hein,
Warna Choot Aur Gaand Ek Samaan Hoti Hai.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Nov,17 2015
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Sasti Nahi

Yeh Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti,
Daaru Ki Botal, Bhujia Aur Ek Achhhi Gashti,
Yeh Jawaani Aur Sex, Bas Hai Do Pal Ki Masti,
Condom Lagana Dost, Kyonki Yeh Lulli Nahi Sasti.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Nov,9 2015
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Ghar Ghar Me

Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Cheez Judai Hoti Hai,
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hein, Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai.

 

Uploaded By: Santhosh Nov,4 2015
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Daba Leti Ho

Arz Kiya Hai:
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho,
Wah Wah,
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho,
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho.

Uploaded By: Karan Oct,29 2015
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Japan

Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Arman Bhosdi Ka,
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka,
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chuten,
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka.

Uploaded By: Mariya Sep,24 2015
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Jaal

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein.
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein.
Arey.
Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein.

Uploaded By: Varun Sep,9 2015
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Sujaa Ke

Mashoor Rand,
Ne Arz Kiya Hai.
Aane Wale Aate Hai,
Jaane Wale Jaate Hai.
Yaade Bas Unki Reh Jaati Hai,
Jo G**nd Sujaa Ke Jaate Hai.

Uploaded By: Rajaan Sep,8 2015
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Yeh Jawaani

Yeh Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti,
Daaru Ki Botal, Bhujia Aur Ek Achhhi Gashti,
Yeh Jawaani Aur Sex, Bas Hai Do Pal Ki Masti,
Condom Lagana Dost, Kyonki Yeh Lulli Nahi Sasti.

Uploaded By: Neeta Sep,2 2015
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College Se Nikalte

College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabain Seenay Se Laga Leti Ho
Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho

Uploaded By: Viraj Aug,18 2015
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Ehsaan Kisika

Ehsaan Kisika Kya Lena, Hum Muth Se Guzara Karte Hein
Jab Yaad Sanam Ki Aati Hai, Uth Uth Ke Dobara Karte Hein

Uploaded By: Julie Aug,18 2015
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Zindagi Hai Kya

Zindagi Hai Kya Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka

Uploaded By: Aisha Aug,18 2015
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Fisal Gaya Baap

Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye,
Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye.

Uploaded By: Julie Aug,7 2015
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Nikal Jayegi

Phir Na Silegi Agar Ye Gand Fatt Jayegi,
Zindagi Baal Nahi Jo Dobara Se Ugg Jayegi,
Jo Maal Pasand Hai Jaker Thok Lo Yaaro,
Warna Zindagi Muthiyan Marne Mein Hi Nikal Jayegi.

Uploaded By: Tia Aug,1 2015
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Chudi Na HO

Aaisi Ladki Chodiye, Lund Ka Aapa Khoye;
Auron Se Chudi Na Ho, Biwi Wo Hi Hoye!

Uploaded By: Angel Jul,20 2015
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Nawab Hai

Aurat Ko Apni Choot Ki Gahrai Pe Aggar Naaz Hai;
Toh Hume Bhi Apne Lund Ki Lambai Pe Fakar He;
Aggar Tumhari Choot Shabnam Ka Shabab Hai;
To Hamaara Lund Bhi Lucknow Ka Nawab Hai!

Uploaded By: Tia Jul,20 2015
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Sasti Ladkiyan

Door Gaon Mein Ek Basti Thi,
Wahan Ki Ladkiyan Bahut Sasti Thi,
Unki Gaa#D Mein Itni Masti Thi,
Jitna Dalo Utna Hasti Thi.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Jul,16 2015
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Do Pal Ki Masti

Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti,
Daaru Ki Botal Aur Achhhi Ghashti,
Ye Jawaani Aur Sex ,Do Pal Ki Masti,
Condom Lagana Dost, Yeh Lulee Nahi Sasti.

Uploaded By: Gujju Jul,16 2015
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Baja Doonga

Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaaa

Uploaded By: Varun Jul,8 2015
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Maal To Bahut Fass ????
Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!
Uploaded By: Farhan Jul,7 2015
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Zuban aur Ungali
Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!
Uploaded By: Karan Jul,7 2015
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Gazab tera style

Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi haath main mobile hai.

Uploaded By: Poonam Jun,2 2015
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kar gayi wo

cham cham karti aayi wo
cham cham karti chali gayi wo
tu lund khole khara tha
KLPD kar gayi wo

Uploaded By: Sophia Jun,2 2015
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Jahpaneh ek sher

Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.
main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali
Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua.

Uploaded By: Karan Jun,2 2015
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Gaand ko khatra

daru se dosti lever ko khatra
randi se dosti lund ko khatra
mere se dosti gaand ko khatra
MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE

Uploaded By: Sunny Jun,2 2015
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Kuchh To Pahan Le

1960″s girl

Ami ma jeans pehn lon?

Ami

Nahi beshrm log kia kahen gey

2010″s girls

Can i wear jeans?

Mom

Pehn le meri bachi ALLAH ka

wasta kuch to pehn le..

Uploaded By: Munni May,26 2015
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Apne Ghar Jati Hun

Nargis se ek program main

kisi ne sawal poocha:

Aap subah uth k sab se

pehle kya kaam karti hain??

Nargis:

Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

Uploaded By: Angel May,26 2015
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Mera Naam Babbar Billu

Mera Naam Hai Babbar Billu
Mera Lund Hai 56 Killo
Dharti Pe Rakho To Kunwa(Well) Khud Jaye
Tu To Kya Teri Maa Bhi Cudd Jaye

Uploaded By: Sophia May,26 2015
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Tera Baap Bhi Na Kar Paye

Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye
Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye

Uploaded By: Gujju May,26 2015
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Mashoor Rand

Mashoor Rand'
Ne Arz Kiya Hai..
Aane Wale Aate Hai,
Jaane Wale Jaate Hai..
Yaade Bas Unki Reh Jaati Hai,
Jo Gaand Sujaa Ke Jaate Hai

May,7 2015
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Good one

arz kiya hai: chodte chodte chamak utha lund,chudwate chudwate chamak uthi bur, zara gor farmaiye ga.. chodte chodte chamak utha lund,chudwate chudwate chamak uthi bur ,zindagi me ek laundiya na chodo to tmhari maa ki jinga lala hurr hurr jinga lala hurr.

Uploaded By: Chameli May,7 2015
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College Se Nikalte

College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabain Seenay Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!

Uploaded By: Liza May,7 2015
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Ghar Se Bahar

Ghar Se Bahar Woh Nakab Mein Nikli;
Saari Gali Unki Firak Mein Nikli;
Inkar Karti Thi Wo Hamari Mohabbat Se;
Lekin Hamaari Hi Tasveer Unki Bra Se Nikli! 

Uploaded By: Raj May,7 2015
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Kabr Khodunga

Bhailog Valentine's special
Mere ansuo Me unki tasveer basi h,

par wo madarchod kisi aur se fasi h.

dekhna 1 din mai uski kabr khodunga

or uski kabr k upar uski saheli ko Chodunga…

Uploaded By: Gujju May,7 2015
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Chaddi me hai

a Taakat aap me hai Na aapki haddi me hai,

wah-wah

Na taakat aap me hai Na aapki haddi me hai,

Taakat to usme hai jo bina Haddi ke aapki Chaddi me hai.. 

Uploaded By: Angel May,7 2015
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