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Do diye Dabaane ko

Kudrat ne kya diya Zamaane ko,
Kudrat ne kya diya Zamaane ko,
Ek diya Lagaane ko..
aur
Do diye Dabaane ko..

Uploaded By: Julie May,7 2015
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Gaon Mein Ek Basti

Door Gaon Mein Ek Basti Thi,
Wahan Ki Ladkiyan Bahut Sasti Thi,
Unki Gaa#D Mein Itni Masti Thi,
Jitna Dalo Utna Hasti Thi

Uploaded By: Julia May,7 2015
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Kya Aap Sex Karte Hain

Kya Aap Sex Karte Hain;
Kya Aap Condom Use Karte Hain;
Kya Aap AIDS Se Darte Hain;
To Aap Haath Se Qyun Nahi Karte Hai;
Haath Chale To AIDS Taale!

Uploaded By: Gujju May,7 2015
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Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati

Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!

Uploaded By: Mariya May,7 2015
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Khada Kar Diya

Uss Ne Hothon Se Chhu Kar Lowde Pe Nasha Kar Diya;
Lund Ki Baat To Aur Thi, Uss Ne To Jhaton Ko Bhi Khada Kar Diya!

Uploaded By: Sophia May,7 2015
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Khaaj Mein Hai

Wo Mazaa Na Takht Mein Hai Na Taaj Mein Hai;
Wo Mazaa Na Poori Duniya Par Raj Mein Hai;
Wo Mazaa Na Sur Mein Hai Na Saaj Mein Hai;
Jo Mazaa Tatton Ki Khaaj Mein Hai!

Uploaded By: Priya May,7 2015
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Chodne Wale!

Chodte Chodte Subah Ho Gayi;
Lund Pe Pad Gaye Chhaale;
Choot Fat Ke Gufa Ho Gayi;
Wah Re Chodne Wale!

Uploaded By: Mariya May,7 2015
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Dobara Nazar Aya

Unki Gali Se Guzre To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre,To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa K Boli;
Gaand Faad Doongi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aya!

Uploaded By: Munni May,7 2015
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Chusa Diya Humne

Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Humne;
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!

May,7 2015
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NIRODH Ke Karkhane

Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane!

Uploaded By: Nikki May,7 2015
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Awesome View

Arz Kiya Hai...
Later the bus, longer the queue;
Gaur Farmaiega
Later the bus, longer the queue;
Shorter the skirt, awesome's the view!

Uploaded By: Praveen May,7 2015
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Nice one

Kudiyan Kudiyan Kardey Kardey, Tussi;
Jawaani Vich He Tussi Buddhey Ho Jana;
Ena Saaliyan Da Tan Kuchh Ni Jana;
Par Saleyo, Tussi Mutth Maar Maar Ke Kubbey Ho Jana!

Uploaded By: Mariya May,7 2015
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Lund Bane Mahaan!

Karat Karat Chudai Se Lund Hoat Balwaan;
Choot Mein Aawat Jaat Se Lund Bane Mahaan!

Uploaded By: Mariya May,7 2015
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Masoom Dua

Mere Maula Teri Jannat Se Judaa Lagti Hai;
Meri Dharti Mujhe Masoom Dua Lagti Hai!

Uploaded By: Abhishek May,7 2015
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Chusa Diya Humne!
Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Humne;
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!
Uploaded By: Julie Apr,14 2015
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Dobara Nazar Aya!
Unki Gali Se Guzre To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre,To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa K Boli;
Gaand Faad Doongi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aya!
 
Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,14 2015
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Nice
Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane!
Uploaded By: Pankaj Apr,14 2015
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Thokne ki jagah

Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!

Uploaded By: Mariya Apr,14 2015
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Agneepath Agneepath!

Message Boobs Ho Bade Bade;
Bra Mein Ho Khade Khade;
Bar-Bar Chus, Khoob Inko Masal;
Par Tu Daant Se Kaat Mat, Kaat Mat;
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath!

Tu Naa Thakna Kabhi;
Tu Naa Rukna Kabhi;
Roz Bar-Bar Chodne Ki;
Le Shapath Le Shapath;
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath!

Uploaded By: Santi Apr,14 2015
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Mahanta
Karat Karat Chudai Se Lund Hoat Balwaan;
Choot Mein Aawat Jaat Se Lund Bane Mahaan!
Uploaded By: Neeta Apr,14 2015
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Shampoo seller

Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.

Uploaded By: Sneha Apr,13 2015
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Tukde Tukde

Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.
Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.

Uploaded By: Nikki Apr,13 2015
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Baithe hai

Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai.

Uploaded By: Aisha Apr,13 2015
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kele ka Kofta

Use barish achhi lagti thi,
aur mujhe barish me wo…
Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…
Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…
Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun.
Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
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.
.
Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!

Uploaded By: Munni Apr,13 2015
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mohabbat shayari

Chicken Aise Pakao Ki Kachcha Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ki Baccha Na Ho.
Janhit Me Jaari....

Uploaded By: Mariya Apr,13 2015
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Naadan Hain Woh

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Arey...

Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Apr,9 2015
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Laude Lag Jaaye!

Kyon Du Main Tumhe Ye Dua Ki Meri Umar Tumhe Lag Jaaye...
Kya Pata Mera Aakhri Din Ho Aur Tumhare Laude Lag Jaaye!

Uploaded By: Farhan Apr,9 2015
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Arz Kiya Hai


College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Wah Wah!
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!

Uploaded By: Santi Apr,9 2015
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Pregnancy Test

Buhut Achhi Friend Thi Wo Meri;
Achanak Se Mere Liye Khaas Ho Gayi.
Zindagi Bhar Fail Hoti Thi Kambakht;
Pregnancy Test Mein Pass Ho Gayi!

Uploaded By: Rehan Apr,9 2015
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Plastic Ki Chuten

Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Arman Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chuten;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!

Uploaded By: Varun Apr,9 2015
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Bedard Zamana

Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hein, Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai!

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,9 2015
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Bedard Zamana

Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hein, Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai!

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,9 2015
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Chand Ne Kaha

Maine Poochha Chand Se - Dekha Hai Koi Mere Yaar Sa Haseen;
Chand Ne Kaha - Bhosdike, Itni Upar Se Dikhta Hae Koi?

Uploaded By: Aisha Apr,9 2015
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Daaru Ki Botal

Yeh Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti;
Daaru Ki Botal, Bhujia Aur Ek Achhhi Gashti;
Yeh Jawaani Aur Sex, Bas Hai Do Pal Ki Masti;
Condom Lagana Dost, Kyonki Yeh Lulli Nahi Sasti!

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,9 2015
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Choot Aur Gaand

Lund Toh Choot Ki Baddi Shaan Hoti Hai;
Lund Bina Choot Bhi Shamshaan Hoti Hai;
Yeh Zindgi Ke Saare Khel Toh Lund Ke Hein;
Warna Choot Aur Gaand Ek Samaan Hoti Hai!

Uploaded By: Rahul Apr,9 2015
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Oye Behenchod

Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada... Itna Bada...

Uploaded By: Praveen Apr,9 2015
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Izzat Bachh Gayee

Woh Aye Mere Khwaab Main, Ehtalam Ho Gya;
Unki Bhi Izzat Bachh Gayee, Mera Bhi Kaam Ho Gya!

Uploaded By: Sanjjana Apr,9 2015
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Tujhe bhul kar

Vo dil hi kya jo vaffa na kare,
Tujhe bhul kar jiyen khuda na kare,
Rahegi teri dosti meri jindgi ban kar,
Vo baat aur hai agar jindgi vaffa na kare.

Uploaded By: Aisha Apr,9 2015
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Husn banana

Na gujarana aaj k din kisi masjid k pas se
kahi log chand samajhkar roja na tod de,
or hokar khafa Khuda tumse kahin,
Husn banana na chhod de.

Uploaded By: Munni Apr,9 2015
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Doodh Bara

kaisi hai yeh Duniya jeene b nahi deti..
Itna doodh bara hai Ladkio mein 
Peene b Nahi Deti..

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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Fudduon Ki Kami

Fudduon Ki Kami Nahin Zamane Mein;
Katra Ke Chalo, Yeh Takra Ke Milte Hain!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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Dupatta Sambhal

Woh Aapko Door Se Dekhkar Apna Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai;
Wah Wah...
Woh Aapko Door Se Dekhkar Apna Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai;
Mai Hairan Hu Iss Baat Se;
Ki Woh Itni Door Se Aapka Haramipan Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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Aasmaan Ko Chodne

Qutub Minaar Ko Dekh Kar Galib Ka Dimaag Dauda;
Qutub Minaar Ko Dekh Kar Galib Ka Dimaag Dauda;
Aasmaan Ko Chodne Chala Dharti Ka Loda!

Uploaded By: Santhosh Mar,11 2015
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Gulab Ka

Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Mein Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun;
Teri Ghane Kaale Balon Mein Phool Gulab Ka;
Kambakht Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai, Patta Patta Gulab Ka!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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Padosan Ko

Kal Chode So Aaj Chod, Aaj Chode So Ab;
Biwi To Chudti Rahegi, Padosan Ko Chodega Kab!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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Ladki Chodiye

Aaisi Ladki Chodiye, Lund Ka Aapa Khoye;
Auron Se Chudi Na Ho, Biwi Wo Hi Hoye!

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Mar,11 2015
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Nipple Nipple

Nipple Nipple Little Star;
Can I fuck you in My Car.
Up Above Your Boobs So High;
Always Milky Never Dry.
Let Me Press it, Don't Feel Shy;
Open Your Panty, Let Me Try!

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Mar,11 2015
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Girlfriend

Kaash Aisi Girlfriend Mile Jo Kahe:
Udaas Kyun Rehte Ho Tanha Shaam Ki Tarah;
Wah Wah!
Udaas Kyun Rehte Ho Tanha Shaam Ki Tarah;
Aao Mere Duddu Choos Lo, Desi Aam Ki Tarah!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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Swapndosh

Arz Kiya Hai:
Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Geya;
Wah Wah!
Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Geya;
Uski Bhi Ijjat Bach Gayi Aur Apko Bhi Santosh Mil Geya!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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Dharti Ka Lauda

Arz Kiya Hai:
Qutab Minar Ko Dekhker Suresh Ka Dimag Dauda;
Wah Wah!
Qutab Minar Ko Dekhker Suresh Ka Dimag Dauda;
Aasmaan Ko Chodne Chala Dharti Ka Lauda!

Uploaded By: Pankaj Mar,11 2015
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