Door Gaon Mein Ek Basti Thi,
Wahan Ki Ladkiyan Bahut Sasti Thi,
Unki Gaa#D Mein Itni Masti Thi,
Jitna Dalo Utna Hasti Thi.,
Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pebarse,
har koi aapke sath sone kotarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.
Cycle meh hawa nahi to,
Chalae ka kya maza,
.Cycle me hawa nahi to,
Chalane me kya maza,
Bistar par Chori nahi to ,
Sone ka kya maza.
Sheeshi bhari gulaab ki,
Pathar se phod doon,
Pant wali na mile to ,
Ghaanghre wali ko chod doon.
Dil To Diya Hai Tuje, Magar Ek Shart
Lagayi Hai,
Leni Hai Woh Cheez,
Jo Tune TangoMe Chheepayee Hai!
Shikari Ne Teer Mara Samandar Ke
Beech Me,
Khuda Ne Kya Cheez Banayee Do
Tango Ke Beech Me!
Ansu Tere Nikle,
To Ankhen Meri Ho;
Dil Tera Dhadke,
To Dhadkan Meri Ho;
Khuda Kare Dosti Hamari Itni Gehri
Ho;Baap Tu Bane,
To Mehnat Meri Ho!
Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate;
Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate;
Tu Chaand Tarey Todna Tu Chhoti Baat
Hai;
Hum Tu Pariyon Ki Gaand Me Bhi
Ungli Kar Aatey!
Maine Poocha Chand Se;
Kabhi Dekha Hai Mere Yaar Sa Hasin;
Chand Ne Kaha , Abe Bhosdi Ke,
ItneUpar Se Kuch Dikhta Hai Kya!
Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar
ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi
chale aye, Wah wah wah
Kashti Toofan Se Nikal Sakti Hai;
Taqdeer Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhi Badal Sakti
Hai;
Hausla Rakh, Channel Na Badal;
Yeh Sundar Tennis Khelti Ladki;
Kissi Bhi Waqt Jhuk Sakti Hai!
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Pasina,
Nipple se Tapak Raha Pasina,
Bhingi Hui Gaand Aur Latphat Seena,
Itni Garmi Me Koi Kaise Thoke Hasina.
Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar,
Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat
Nahi Chodi Jaati!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi
Tha;
Wah Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi
Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari,
KyaMera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!
Aansuoon Ko Palkon Tak Laya NaKaro;
Har Baat Kissi Ko Bataya Na Karo;
Log Haath Mei Lund Liye Ghumte Hain;
Har Kissi Ko Gaand Dikhaya Na Karo!
Yaad Mein Unki Kya Kuchh Na Loota
Diya;
Itni Maari Muthh Ke Topa Sujaa Diya;
Hume Kamzor Hota Dekh Jab
Muskuraye Woh;
Unki Khushi Dekh Kar,
Ek Bar Fir SeHila Diya!
Unhe Shikaayat Hai Ki Har Kisi Ko
Dekh Kar, Lund Apna Khada Kar Lete
Hein;
Kaise Samjhaau Unhe Ke Har Chehre
Mein, Choot Unki Nazar Aati Hai!
Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi;
Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi;
Kyunki Aab Unki 'ASS' Dikhne Mein
Itni Khaas Nahi!
Shikwa Nahin kisi se,
kisi se Gila Nahin;
Shikwa nahin kisi se,
kisi se Gila nahin;
Uska Bra hi Naya Style ka tha;
Jo Hum se khula nahin !
Kal Chode se Aaj Chod,
Aaj Chode se Ab;
Biwi to chudti Rahegi,
Padosan ko Chodega Kab !
Fir Na silegi yeh Gaand,
Agar fat jayegi;
Zindgi Jhaat Nhi,Jo fir Ugg Jayegi;
Jo Maal Pasand Hai,
Use Himmat krke Thok lo;
Warna Zindgi,
Yuhi Hilane mein Gujar Jayegi !
Aisi Ladki Chodiye,
Lund ka Aapa Khoye;
Auron se Chudai Na Ho,
Biwi Wo Hi Hoye !
Karat Karat Chudai se,
Lund Hoat Balwaan;
Choot mein Aawat-Jaat se,
Lund bane Mahaan !
Kitna Adhura Lagta Hai,
Jab Baadal ho
Aur Barsaat Na Ho,
Jab Aankh Ho,
Aur Khawaab Na Ho,
Aur Jb Khada Ho,
Aur Koi Jugaad Na Ho.
Masti Bhare is Yoovan Mein,
Jab Baadal Barse Aangan Mein,
Shaam Hui Jb Piya Ghar Aaye,
Khaat Bichaye Aangan Mein,
Lab Chuse, Stan Dabaye,
Aur Ling Ghusaya Jaanghan Mein,
Wo Sisak-Sisak Ke Ro padi,
Jab Baadal Barse Aangan Mein !