Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December….
The Lethal “10 Number kay jootay”

Now he says “America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be”…
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say

channel p ki bharpoor kamyabi k bad ab Geo pesh karta hai Geo Z,

iss mein apko milein ghey waadey, wadey khilafian, lollipop aur b boht kuch.

Channel k slogan hai,

pehley lota musharaf tha aur ab zardari hai, Geo Z geo zardari hai

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.The Emir was angry and shouted " Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?".

"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "white man sit on well." (the shit pot!)

Sonia Gandhi ek school visit karne gayi ek class me aa ke boli bacho- koi sawal puchna hai to pucho
Chikku bola- mere 3 sawal hain.
1- aap prime minister q nahi bani?
2- Ramleela maidan Delhi me police kisne bheji?
3- Aapka kitna paisa Swiss Bank me jama hai?
Is se phale k sonia jawab deti half time ki bell baj gayi
After half time
Mikku khara ho kar bola- Ma'am mere 5 sawal hai 3 sawal to wo hi hai jo chikku ne poochhe the
4- half time ki bell 20 min pehle kese baj gai?
aur
Akhri sawal
Chikku kaha hai?

Make more People Happy
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says,"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.

The pilot rolls his eyes and! says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant idiots back there. I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy.

If Congress wins next loksabha election...

Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane,
.
Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane,
.
Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops,
.
Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra,
.
Chini 3 ruaey ki 5 dane
.
Bijli or aata milne ke chance 1% hain.
.
Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khridega, Use asli desi ghi ki khushbu muft songhai jayegi aur petrol free dikhaya jayega.

Once upon a time, the six peoples were traveling in a private plane and that six persons were bollywood king sharukh khan, congress president sonia gandhi, railway minister lalu yadav, small boy, one old man and a pilot.


Suddenly the problem starts in a plane so pilot told everybody to get out but the problem was there were only 5 parachutes but the people were six.

So first our bollywood king sharukh has jumped from the plane by saying, “Bollywood needs me.”

Next our sonia by saying, “Congress need me.”

Then our respected laluji by saying, “Hamari railway ko meri bahut jarurat hain bhai.”

Then pilot, old man and small boy remained in the plane but the problem was there was only one parachute but 2 peoples to jump so the old man told small boy beta, “you jump bcoz I have spent my whole life but you have your future ahead so I will sacrifice for you.”

Suddenly that small boy laugh and says we both can jump then old man said how so he told him our honourable laluji has jumped taking my school bag.

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?


P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!

Mr .Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.

Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out, “Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar”.


His ministers tried to calm him by saying, “How dare a man address such a letter to you?”

Mr. Laloo replied sadly, “This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?”

Rahul Gandhi went to KBC!!

Amitabh: Narendraji k pehle ke pradhan mantri kaun the?

Rahul: Audiance poll please

Amitabh: 100% janta Manmohan Singh keh rahi hai.....yeh baat toh sabhi jaante hAi��

Rahul: Jaante sabhi hai...maante kitne he

Rahul Gandhi: "There is no peace in Gujarat. I have seen hundreads of people fighting with small laathis."
Narendra Modi: "stupid it's called 'DANDIYA'

Resignation of Kejriwal reminds me of my
childhood days......batting nahi mili to main bat
leke ghar chala jaunga.

Student : Teachers are not coming School From Last 3 Year.
Rahul Gandhi : Then How the School is Working ???

Student : The Way Congress is working for Country. !!

भिखारी मनमोहन से- एक रुपया दे दो बाबा रोटी खानी है। 
मनमोहन- एक नहीं हज़ार रुपये का नोट दूंगा, पहले बताओ हमारी सरकार होते हुए भी एक रुपये मे रोटी कौन दे रहा है.... ?

ND Tiwari Says ...


Mai Akela Hi Chalaa tha Janibe Manzil Magar...
DNA test Hote gay or pariwar badhta hi gayaa

बड़ी ज्यादती है...सालों तक चुप्पी मनमोहन सिंह ने साधे रखी और नोबल शांति पुरस्कार के लिए नाम सोनिया गांधी का भेजा जा रहा है।

राहुल बाबा : चाचा मैं आज नौ बजे उठा हूं, तब से मुझे सांस लेने में दिक्कत हो रही है...

दिग्गी : बेटा जल्दी उठा करो,
क्योंकि सारी ऑक्सीजन तो बाबा रामदेव और उसके चेले खींच लेते हैं

1Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia
aur
Aishwrya Train Me the.
Tbhi 1 Gufa Ayi Or Kissing aur
Jhapad Ki awaj Ayi.
Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal
laal tha,
sb k sb chup. Sonia soch rhi thi
K,Obama Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga,
Or thapad khaya Hoga.
Aish soch rhi thi K Obama neMuje
Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss
Kiya hoga aur
jhapad Khaya. Obama soch rha tha
K Manmohan ne
Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne
Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara..
Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir
gufa
Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir
Obama ko Jhapad Maru.
Abhi isne INDIA ki politics dekhi kaha hai

इकबाल मिर्ची की लंदन में हार्ट अटैक से मौत हो गई। 

मैंने पहले ही कहा था मनमोहन सिंह का जोशीला भाषण सुनकर देश के दुश्मनों की जान चली जाएगी।

Dollar on escalator...
Rupee on ventilator...
Nation on ICU...
We are in coma...
Sonia in honeymoon...
Onion in showroom...

God bless India...

टीचर : कॉन्फिडेंस और ओवर कॉन्फिडेंस में अंतर बताये ।
स्टूडेंट : कजरी का शीला से लड़ना कॉन्फिडेंस और कजरी का मोदी के खिलाफ चुनाव लड़ना ओवर कॉन्फिडेंस कहलाता है

Beni babu: Once Upon a time, I brought up Grocery, Milk, Sabji and Breakfast...

Rahul: Now It is not possible for, Now fixed CCTV Camera there.

Utho, jaao, taiyyar ho jaao

Anna ke sapne ko sacchai banao

Saath rahenge toh hi desh banega

Aur sarkaar Raj Anna Hazare baat sunega

Lage Raho Anna!

Pana chahte ho agar lokpal bill

To dushmano ka jeena kar do mushkil

Jab jayenge hum sab mil to

Dushman jayenge apne aap hil

Vande Mataram