Back
Politics

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Rahul Baba : ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Rahul baba : Bcoz it is Black & White

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Ship Captain : What shall we do now? Water level has risen above the danger mark!!

Rahul Baba : Raise the danger mark above the water level!

Captain shocks !
Rahul Baba rocks !

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Ship Captain : What shall we do now? Water level has risen above the danger mark!!

Rahul Baba : Raise the danger mark above the water level!

Captain shocks !
Rahul Baba rocks !

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Train mai Warning likhi thi

Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar

Rahul baba- Waah,
toh jisne ticket li wo pagal ???

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Rahul Baba Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
.
.
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak


Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.

Rahul Baba goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Rahul Gandhi: "There is no peace in Gujarat. I have seen hundreds of people fighting with small laathis."

Modi: "Dafod, Ene 'DANDIYA' kehvay.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Normal Sardars-
"Jo Bole So Nihhaal."

But Dr Manmohan Singh-
"Jo Bole So-nia Aur Uska Laal.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Manmohan Singh to write an autobiography titled
"5 Mistakes Of My Life:
2G, 3G, Sonia G,  Rahul G &
Rahul ke jija G!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Rahul In Amethi- itni garmi me bhi aap log baccho( kids) ke saath bhashan sunne aur mujhe dekhne aa gaye??   Accha laga

Public- ghar per LIGHT nahi thi, bacche Cartoon Network Dekne ki jidd kar rahe the..!!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Perfect tweet by chetan bhagat regarding priyanka-rahul 's election campaign-

I can't play cricket well. However, my sister can be a good cheerleader. Please make me the Indian captain

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Pappu : Mummyyyyy... nind nahi aa rahi

Mummy: So ja beta.. nahi to ARNAB GOSWAMI aa jayega...

Pappu: ZZZzzzzzzzz......

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Arnab: What came first? The chicken or the egg??
RaGa: We want to empower the chicken and give RTI to the egg. :-D

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Rahul Gandhi’s interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days.
Commentator: How is the pitch? Azhar: The boys played well

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

After interview .. Rahul gandhi went home , hugged her mother and said .. Mommy sab syllabus ke bhaar ka questions tha .. 
Sonia: How was the interview beta?
Raga: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took math’s

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

I think it's time to give a Bharat Ratna to Rahul Gandhi for bringing down the most corrupt government in the history of India!!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Jordar thinking by Rahul Gandhi.;

Rahul Gandhi praying for the rain on the 16th May so that results will be decided by Duckworth Lewis method


Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

After Results of election

1. BJP will travel in Airbus A-320.
 ( 320 seats )

2. Congress will travel in One Train Compartment.
 ( 72 seats )

3. AAP will travel in Auto
( 3 seats )

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Modi: Rahul the results have come
Rahul: What is it?
Modi: You have got a KT in 21 states

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

That Awesome Feeling wen u realize that the total seats of Congress from whole Country is less than BJP's Seats in UP alone


62 = 73.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Maa Bolegi:

Modi ki tarah PM banna hai na?

Phir?

Rahul ki jaisi harkat kyun ki??

.

.

Ab Manmohan ki tarah chup kyun khada hai?

Bol nahin to Kejriwal ki tarah thappad khayega!!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak


Incredible India.....

Pichle 10 saal se yahan par "sarkar" nahin thi......

ab "opposition" nahin hai.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

This reminds me of a famous add of Rahul baba

Are yaha atm tha...kaha gaya??
Are yaha fly over tha ...kaha gaya??
Are yaha airport tha ...kaha gaya??
Are yaha metro thi ...kaha gayi??
Are yaha Congress thi ...kaha gai??

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Gf: jaanu aaj milte hain ..
 Bf: kahan milna hai?

 Gf: koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
 Bf: theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte  hain ..

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

News: Modi PM banenge to ANANDI Gujrat ki CM Hongi.
Rahul: To fir BALIKA VADHU band ho jayega Kya ?

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Urban Dictionary has added a new word: 'Congressed' (verb, adj). It means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed.
Eg - I got "Congressed" at Work Yesterday


Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

ModiTakesCharge :
He will give our nation :
Uni-TEA
Equali-TEA
Safe-TEA
Prosperi-TEA

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now.����

Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition.

With a Mother you are always in the ruling party.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Charlie Chaplin was a combination of
Manmohan Singh & Rahul Gandhi -
Silent, but still Hilarious..!!


Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

One day Manmohan Singh will retire and his autobiography will be called :
"3 Mistakes of My Life :
2G,
3G &

and now

Sonia G".

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Arvind Kejriwal took the movie NAYAK too seriously.
Manmohan Singh took the movie PUSHPAK too seriously.

Now, Digvijay Singh took the movie CHEENI KUM too seriously!!!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

A new trend of shortening names has begun in politics. Narendra Modi is called "Namo" and Rahul Gandhi is called "RaGa".

Harish Goyal and Mukesh Tomar have decided to quit politics.

Supriya Sule did not respond to our queries   lolz

Just for fun !!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Reporter: Sir, #RailBudget pe aap ka kya kehna hai?

RaGa: Bekar hai, kai states pe dhyaan nahi diya

Reporter: For example?
RaGa: State of mind

Rahul Gandhi Jokes !!! On Railway Budget

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

SoniaG: Tum so kyun rahe they?

RahulG: Mummy, ab BJP aa gayi hai, yaani hum sab chain ki neend so sakte hain. Achhe din aa gaye, ma!

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Who is Hafiz Saeed ?
PA- Pata hai na Hafiz Saeed kaun hai?
Rahul Gandhi- Haan...He is GOD
PA- *Facepalm* kisne kaha?
Rahul Gandhi- Sab kehte hain "Khuda Hafiz"

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Rahul Baba was going on a plane trip to New York.

When the attendant came by and asked for his ticket, she told Rahul baba,”I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat ?.”

Rahul baba replied,”I’m a Gandhi, I’m young, and I’m going to New York.”

The attendant said,”That’s fine mister, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”

Rahul baba responded again, ,”I’m a Gandhi, I’m young, and I’m going to New York.” This conversation continued, always with the Rahul baba‘s same response.

The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about Rahul baba.

The captain went and whispered something in Rahul baba‘s ear and Rahul baba immediately got up and went to his seat in coach.

The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn Rahul baba to move.


He said, “I just told him that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Rahul Gandhi went to KBC!!

Amitabh: Narendraji k pehle ke pradhan mantri kaun the?

Rahul: Audiance poll please

Amitabh: 100% janta Manmohan Singh keh rahi hai.....yeh baat toh sabhi jaante hAi��

Rahul: Jaante sabhi hai...maante kitne he

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Congress is feeling bad because some people booed them in a rally,

its funny because they forgot May 16 when the whole country booed them.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Aam Adami Arvind Kejriwal, Amir Adami Rahul Gandhi, Ajeeb Adami Narendra Modi aur Asli Adami Asaram Bapu...

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak


Rahul Gandhi: MummyMummy I need a Dhol.
Mummy: Just check out twitter, you're the Dhol.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Rahul Gandhi: "There is no peace in Gujarat. I have seen hundreads of people fighting with small laathis."
Narendra Modi: "stupid it's called 'DANDIYA'



Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

The President of Coca Cola makes a phone call to Russian President Vladimir Putin:
- Vladimir, I have noticed that you have changed Russian anthem, do you have any plans to change the flag as well - return to the previous purely red flag? If you would put our Coca-Cola trademark in a corner, we would solve all your problems with pensions, salaries of officials for couple years ahead...
Vladimir puts the call on hold and asks his colleague:
- Hey, when our contract with Aqua Fresh ends?

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Europe has issued new CURRENCY.

The exchange rate is: 1 Slobodan Milosevic – 1,5 billion dollars.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

A polititian is late to the meeting.

He drives his car inti parking, but couldn't find a place to park a car.

Then he raises his eyes to heaven and asks God:

-Please help me to find a place. If you help me, I promise I'll go to church every Sunday and quit drinking.

Then, sudenlly, he notice a free place for a car. He raises again his eyes to heaven:

-I have found by myself and don't need your help anymore...

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

Laloo talks to his son, "I want you to marry a girl of my choice ".

Son : "I want to choose my own bride".

Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani’s daughter." Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Laloo approaches Ambani , "I have a husband for your daughter." Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Laloo : "But this young man is a vice president of the World Bank."

Ambani: "Ah, in that case..." Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president."

President : "But I already have more vice presidents than I need."

Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani’s son-in-law." President : "Ah, in that case..."

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.

Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?

Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?

Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indidan Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia) .

So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left_inner is to go left_inner and the one on the right is to go right."

The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"


The instuctor replied "Oh ! Leave that to the Pakistanis".

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Q: Once there were Jayalalitha, Mamta Banerjee, Laloo Yadav and Jaya Jaitley, Bangaroo Laxman in a ship. Suddenly the ship starts sinking. Can you guess who survives?

A: Our Country! India

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Top Categories

One of the many laughable statements that Mr. Atal Behari Vajpayee has said during his lifetime.

Smt. Indira Gandhi ke do bete they.

Ek ko desh chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.

Doosre ko plane chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak

Excerpts from a Laloo Prasad Yadav Speech ( It was really said by him!!)

" I Thank You All For Coming Here From The Bottom Of My Heart And Also From My Wifes Bottom"

Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak Hansimazak
Feedback  | Contact us  | Disclaimer