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गहरी सांस

मास्टर : मोहन , तुम्हारे पड़ोस के दादाजी आजकल दिखाई नही दे रहे हैं ?
मोहन: सर वे गुजर गये ।
मास्टर : अरे , क्या हुआ था उन्हें ?
मोहन : वे TV पर रामदेव बाबा को देखकर योगा कर रहे थे ।
मास्टर : अच्छा , फिर ?
मोहन : बाबा ने निर्देश दिया गहरी सांस अंदर लो और जब मे कहु तब बाहर छोड़ना
मास्टर : अच्छा फिर ?
मोहन : फिर क्या अचानक लाइट चली गयी और तीन घंटे बाद जब लाइट आयी तब तक दादाजी चल बसे थे।

Uploaded By: Raj Jan,27 2017
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एड्स चेकअप

एक लड़की चेकअप के लिए गई..

डॉक्टर की नियत खराब हो गई..
डॉक्टर ने उसके कपड़े उतरवाए..
गर्ल :- किस क्यों ले रहे हो??
डॉक्टर : चेकअप के लिए..
गर्ल :- बोबे क्यों दबा रहे हो??
डॉक्टर :- ब्रेस्ट केन्सर चेक करने के लिए..
फिर डॉक्टर ने सेक्स करना शुरू कर दिया..
गर्ल :- क्या कर रहे हो??
डॉक्टर:- एड्स चेकअप...
गर्ल :- चेक क्या करना है
मैं यहाँ एड्स की तो दवाई लेने आई थी..
डॉक्टर बेहोश..

Uploaded By: Raj Jan,13 2017
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एक ज़माना था जब

पिता : बेटा, एक ज़माना था जब मैं 10/- ले कर बाज़ार जाता था और
किराना, सब्ज़ी, दूध सब ले आता था
बेटा : पिताजी, अब ज़माना बदल गया है।
आजकल हर दूकान पे CCTV-Camera लगे होते हैं

Uploaded By: Aisha Aug,4 2016
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Meli Mummy Jadugaln


Kid: Meli mummy jadugalni hai.
Jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.

Uploaded By: Raj Jun,24 2016
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Calak Ladkiye


Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai,
Apni 30 rs. Liter ki dhoodh ki theli dhaka kar,
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka ghee nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.

Uploaded By: Farhan Jun,24 2016
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Tere Liye

Murga: I love u.
Murgi: Ha ha.
Murga: Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.
Murgi: Really??
Murga: Yes.
Kya karu batao.
Murgi: Batau Bataun,.
Chal anda de.

Uploaded By: Viraj Jun,17 2016
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Kale Badal


Badal itne kaley kyo hote he?
Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe Hai.

Uploaded By: Pankaj May,17 2016
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सदाचार

संता: यह सदाचार क्या होता है?

बंता: जैसे आम का अचार होता है, वैसे सादा आचार होता है!




Uploaded By: Aakash Apr,14 2016
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मोबाइल नंबर दे दिया

डांस रियलिटी शो का इतना असर है
कि बारात मे लड़कियां देख रही थी कौन उनको कितने नंबर दे रहा है,
मैंने भी मौका देखकर अपना मोबाइल नंबर दे दिया

Uploaded By: Munni Feb,2 2016
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Each Other

Sarla Cleans Vimla's House.
Vimla Cleans Sarla's House.
They Are Maid For Each Other

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Jan,28 2016
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Babu Hun

She: Kya kaam karte ho
He: Babu hu
She: Acha clerk ho
He: Nahi, DJ wala babu

Uploaded By: Chameli Jan,9 2016
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Kwahis Kiya Kro

Pyar ki numayish kiya kro,
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro,
Kabi kamjor nai hogi Apki haddiya,
Bus roj 2 boond DABUR LAAL TEL se malish kiya kro.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Dec,2 2015
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Kya Daloge

Mare huye insaan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla cement, Kyuki iss cement me jaan hai.

Uploaded By: Mariya Nov,24 2015
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Kya Life Hai

Arz hai
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai.
Wah wah
Student ki bhi kya life hoti hai
Na husband hota hai Na wife hoti hai.

Uploaded By: Julia Nov,20 2015
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Bahut Sitam

Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut
Se Sitam,
Teri Kasam,
Shayari Khatam.

 

Uploaded By: Julie Nov,16 2015
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Dil To Bachha Hai

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga,
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi.
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

Uploaded By: Rahul Nov,9 2015
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Allout

Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machar bhaag jate hain.
Sochoo KYUKI team Allout hain naa.

Uploaded By: Pankaj Nov,4 2015
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java latest versions

Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Sardar ji: Marjava & Mitjava.

Uploaded By: Mariya Oct,28 2015
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Tere Behekty Qadam

Ye Tere Behekty Qadam,
Ye Tere Kaanpty Hoont,
Ye Tere Bikhray Baal,
Ye Tera Jalta Badan,
Ye Teri Nasheeli Aankhein,
Mujhy Pehle He Shak Tha K Tu "NASEDI" Hai.

Uploaded By: Viraj Oct,28 2015
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Dil Ki Deewar

Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick,
Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick.
SO WHAT,
Chutki mein chipkaye FEVIKWIK.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Sep,24 2015
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Examiner

Likh Do Paigam Kuch Aisa K,
Kalam B Rone Par Majbur Ho Jaye,
Wah Wah,
Har Lafz Me Dard Bharo Itna K,
Examiner B 35 Marks Dene Pe Majbur Ho Jaye.

Uploaded By: Nikki Sep,9 2015
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Koi Pareshani

Q: JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
Ans:KISAN ke pas,
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.

Aug,31 2015
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America Return

Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ,
What do you call a bee that has come from America?
USB,
No claps plz.

Uploaded By: Aakash Aug,18 2015
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JANA GANA MANA

Sardar radio lekar toilet gaya.
Bahar aane par biwi ne puccha,
Kyon ji, mazaa aaya?
Sardar: Saalo ne JANA GANA MANA Laga diya,
Khade khade karna pada.

Uploaded By: Gujju Aug,7 2015
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Maid For Each Other

PJ TIME.
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They are maid for each other.

Uploaded By: Neeta Aug,5 2015
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naak bah rahi h

Heer ro ro kar Ranjhe se kah rahi hai
Heer ro ro kar ranjhe se kah rahi hai
Rumal de kamine meri naak bah rahi h

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Aug,4 2015
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Saas Bahu

Saas (Bahu Se): Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 2-2 Aankhe Di. Chawal Me Se 2-4 Pathhar Nahi Nikal Sakti Kya.
Bahu: Very Funny! Bhagwan Ne Tumhe 32 Daant Diye 2-4 Pathhar Bhi Nahi Chaba Sakti ?

Uploaded By: Rehan Aug,4 2015
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World's Document

How to save the world: 1. Make a document called The World.
2. Save the document.

Uploaded By: Farhan Aug,1 2015
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Do u knw

Do u knw?
Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe Hai

Uploaded By: Jessie Jul,20 2015
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Dil To Bachha He

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga,
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi.
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

Uploaded By: Santhosh Jul,20 2015
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Zoo Ka Khyal

Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga ,
Uspe bhi ek khumar chaya hoga,
Pehle socha hoga khud rakh lu.
Phir zoo ka khyal aaya hoga.

Uploaded By: Munni Jul,17 2015
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Call Me Zee

mera naam Zoya hai but my friends call me zee
mera naam Manish hai but my friends call me doordarshan

Uploaded By: Farhan Jul,16 2015
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Sleep At Night

What will happen if u sleep at night?
Most probably u will not sleep in daytime.

Uploaded By: Rehan Jul,16 2015
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Daya ki Girlfriend

Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai

Uploaded By: Varun Jul,8 2015
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Daya ki Girlfriend

Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai

Uploaded By: Varun Jul,8 2015
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2 Kaam


Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi..
Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!!

Uploaded By: Rahul Jul,2 2015
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Kya Kar Rahe Ho

Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Laki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!!

Uploaded By: Praveen Jul,2 2015
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BOMB


Sardar:Mom mai bada hoker AirForce me jaunga
Mom:Muje kaise pata chalega ki ye mere bete ki plane hai
Sardar: Mai gujarte waqt BOMB fekunga

Uploaded By: Farhan Jun,8 2015
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BBA

Papa : Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi 2?
BETI : PAPA BBA karungi.
PAPA: What is BBA ?
BETI: Boyfriend ki Bike per Aish..

Uploaded By: Chameli Jun,8 2015
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Jab Samandar


Rupsi tu jab samandar me nahai hogi,
aag pani me tune lagai hogi,
hame to theke pe banaya hai khudane tu to VIP kothese aai hogi

Uploaded By: Rahul Jun,8 2015
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Londa Gironda

Ek ladka bike se gir gaya.
Wo uske ma ke sath doctor k pass gaya.
Doct-whats happen?
Ma-mera beta bike se gir gaya hai.
Doct-tell me in english.
Ma-mera londa gironda from hirohonda.

Uploaded By: Tia Jun,8 2015
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BCHA LO

BOY. HUM HAI JOGI KTNE ME DOGI...?
GRL. 200 LUNGI HIL HIL KE DUNGI.
BOY. 50 DUNGA HIL ME KHUD LUNGA GRL.
WO BHI BCHA LO HATH SE HILA LO

Uploaded By: Rahul Jun,8 2015
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New Thoughts

Forest Dept:
Shoot Birds With Camera
Not With Gun..
Latest:
Fly With KINGFISHER
Not On PLANE
But With BEER!

Uploaded By: Aakash Feb,2 2015
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sardar radio lekar toilet gaya

sardar radio lekar toilet gaya. Bahar aane par biwi ne puccha; kyoji, mazaa aaya? Sardar: saalo ne"JANA GANA MANA" Laga diya, khade khade karna pada...

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,4 2014
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Tum 70% beautiful ho

Tum 70% beautiful ho,
tum 75% sweet ho,
tum 80% noty ho,
tum 95% suchee ho,
tum 100% smart ho ,
jada khush mat hona sab milkar tum 420 ho

Uploaded By: Abhishek Nov,4 2014
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Andere me kuch dikhaie nhi de rha hai

Boy- andere me kuch dikhaie nhi de rha hai.
Girl-hath lagaker deko abi mahasus ho jayega, or han chote wale chead me gussana bade wale me nhi.
Boy-waww yar hath se to yunhi mahsus ho rha hai. Or ye lo ye gussa diya chote wale me. Hmmm.
Kitna muskil hai na mobile ko raat me charge lagana.
Very Dirty mind

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,4 2014
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Patla-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva

Patla-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
mote ki funk nikle pump kre seva
mota-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
patle ki haddi tutte doctor kre seva.

Uploaded By: Abhishek Nov,4 2014
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Santa ko Computer

Santa ko Computer ki exam me question pucha gya .
"what is Microsoft Exel ? "
Santa"
Its new brand of surf Exel to clean the computer virus .

Uploaded By: Karan Nov,4 2014
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Jivan me shanti se jine

Jivan me shanti se jine
ke 2raste
1-Maf kro Unhe Jinhe
Aap Bhul Nh Sakte
ya fir....???
2-Bhul Jao Unhe Jine Aap
Maf Nahi Kr Sakte....

Uploaded By: Angel Nov,4 2014
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mere ac chair car ka reservation kar dena

Santa: mere ac chair car ka reservation kar dena

railwayman:seat nahi hai.

Santa: aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare ek kursi main ghar se le lunga

Uploaded By: Abhishek Nov,4 2014
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