Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.
Dil tuta awaaz tak na aayi..
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Dil tuta awaaz tak na aayi..
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Esa bhi kya hua,
Maut pe hamare teri parchaai tak na aayi.
Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,
She:- Kya Karte ho?
Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu.
She:- Kounsi College?
Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni
Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Ladki- TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Ladki - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Ladki ki maa- Are Tum jao baba ...Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO
Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa 6 Tyre
Teacher: How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k G.M.
Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya.
Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
Police Wala Apne Bache Se:
Beta: Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band.
Bacha: Ye 50 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yahi Daba Do..
Bacha maa se - Mom ye
pregnant kya hota
hai ???
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Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samja ki
gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!!
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2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k
upar gir gaya...!!
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???
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Bacha bola -
Gira teri beti
k upar hu
or
pregnant tu ho rahi hai...!!