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Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.
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Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,
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Dil tuta awaaz tak na aayi..
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Dil tuta awaaz tak na aayi..
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Esa bhi kya hua,
Maut pe hamare teri parchaai tak na aayi.
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She:- Kya Karte ho?
Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu.
She:- Kounsi College?
Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni
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Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Ladki- TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Ladki - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Ladki ki maa- Are Tum jao baba ...Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO
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Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa 6 Tyre
Teacher: How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k G.M.
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Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya.
4
Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
3
Police Wala Apne Bache Se:
Beta: Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band.
Bacha: Ye 50 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yahi Daba Do..
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Bacha maa se - Mom ye
pregnant kya hota
hai ???
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Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samja ki
gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!!
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2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k
upar gir gaya...!!
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???
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Bacha bola -
Gira teri beti
k upar hu
or
pregnant tu ho rahi hai...!!
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