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Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!
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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se.
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar..
Garam pani se dokar use kumkum aur..
chawal lagakar mandir mey chadaa do..
Kyu ki SMS toh Ap karte nahi..
Toh puja karo!!!
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Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
Chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
Ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye…
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he is stupid may stand up.
Nobody stands up.
Teacher: Im sure there are some stupid students over here.
Little Johnny stands up.
Teacher: Ohh, Johnny you think you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No, i just feel bad that you are standing alone.
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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m Afraid it’s too heavy.
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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha.
Banta: Ye kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Shravan chal rahe hain na.
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फिल्म देखने मॉल गया वहाँ टिकट के लिए लंबी लाइन लगी हुई थी.
मै चिल्लाया अल्लाह हू अकबर और अपना बैग फेंक दिया
अब मैं लाइन में अकेला हूँ
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay…
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Jab Se Hua hai…..
Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khawab Ki Tarah....
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah…
Khushbu Ky Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne....
Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah…..
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Chota baby: mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya
to bathroom Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy: haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya.
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Dosti me sab yaad nahi rahte Kuch ko bhulaana bhi Padta hai.
Ishq me sab hasil nahi hota kuch Gavaana bhi padta hai…
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In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting?
SardaR koi baat nahi highlight dekhuga
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Police Wala Apne Bache Se: Beta Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band.
Bacha: Ye 50 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yahi Daba Do.
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Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?Halwai:30 Saal Se..!
Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat heTumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..
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Boy: “Can I go to the toilet please?”
Teacher: “Say your alphabet.”
Boy: “abcd efgh ijkl mnoq rstu vwxy z”
Teacher: “You forgot about the p.”
Boy: “The p whent down my pants.”
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Boy: I like u.
Girl: Hahahaha
Boy: I am serious.
Girl: I like u too but as a friend.
Boy: Bt i really like u. I love u.
Girl: I love u too but as a friend.
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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
Husband smart banke aya or bola,
DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?
Tabhi wife zorse chillayi CHAKKAAAA.
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Hum Roothe To Kiske Bharose,
Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kahan Se Laaun Aapse Ruth Jane Ke Liye…
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Mujhko Mere Chahane Wale Hi Na Samjh Sake,
Aankoon Mein Chupa Dard Ankahi Dastaan Hun Mein To,
Her Kisi Ki Koi Na Koi Manjil Zarur Hoti Hai,
Jiski Koi Manjil Nahi Wo Raasta Hun Mein To…
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Wife: Tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the?
Husband: Kya karu tum to janti hi ho,
Aajkal family ke sath dekhne layak,
Film banti hi kahan hai.
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Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…
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Wo kahte hain ke saari raat aap hume sone nahi dete.............
hum kehte hai ke aapka noor hee aisa hai ke aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete…
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Master: Why didn’t you water the plants yesterday
Servant: It was raining.
Master: Don’t make excuses! You could have used an umbrella
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1 ladki Santa Inspector se: Sir, mere pati 5 din pahle
aalu lene Market gaye the, abhi tak wapas nahi aaye hai
Santa: To tum kuch aur kyo nahi bana leti.
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Boht Mushkil Ho Jata Hai Us Waqt Jawab Dena ae DOSTO
Jab Banda Bathroom Me Ho Or Girl Friend Poch Le Janu Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
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Did God make you, Papa?”
Yep! He certainly did.”
And did He make me too?”
Of course, He did.”
Well, He’s certainly doing better as He goes along, isn’t He?”
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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai,Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye.
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Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai…
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N English man says america me,
Shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Our sardar ji says india me to,
Shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai.
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Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.
1 Din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.
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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah….Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…
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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah….Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…
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तेरा चला जाना ही सही था
वर्ना पता ही नहीं चलता दुनिया में इतने मस्त मस्त माल है
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Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita Dauri Chali Aayi. Krishn Ne Murali Bajai,
Radha Dauri Chali Aayi. Hamne Zara Si Siti Kya Bajai, Wo Apne Baap Ko Le Aayi.
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पत्नी : अगर तुम अकल से काम करते तो हर महीने इतनी बचत करते कि,
मेरे लिये कम से कम 2 साडि़याँ खरीद लेते
पति : अगर में अकल से काम लेता तो
मुझे साडियाँ खरीदने की नौबत ही नहीं आती
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एक बिहारी के पीछे.कुत्ते का बच्चा पड़ गया...
बिहारी भागते हुए चिल्लाया हम तो BSNL का कार्ड डलवाया हूँ.
ई ससुरा Vodafone का नेटवर्क कैसे पकड़ रहा है
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प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ.. मुझे डर लग रहा हे.
हस्बैंड: अच्छा. बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे.
मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊँ
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Friend1: Why Do You Break Up With Her
Friend2: Mujhe Kutta Kutta Kahti Thi Or Apne Kutte
Ko BABU.
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ये इशक करना छोड दिया यारो
वरना हम तो आज भी पलट के देख ले तो
लडकियाँ सोमवार के व्रत शुरू कर दे!
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Ek Newspaper Me Chhapa Ki: 50% Ladkiya Bewkoof Hoti Hai
Is Baat Par Ladkiyo Ne Khub Halla Machaya...
Fir Next Day Jab Ye Chapa Ke 50% Ladkiya Bewkoof Nahi Hoti.
Tab Jakar Ladkiya Shant Hui.
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एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है।
वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है।
आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों
यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है
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माँ : सोफा लेटने के लिये नहीं बैठने के लिये होता है बेटा
बेटा : हा तो चप्पल भी मारने के लिये नही पहनने के लिये होती है
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Grammar Teacher: PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
What is PETER in the sentence.
Student: Maam, PETER is gay.
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