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Finally Reason for Tsunami
and Earth quake has been clarified by an Indian!!
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RAJNIKANT Lost his mobile in japan
on VIBRATE MODE.
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0nce Rajnikant Was 0n h0t Seat 0f KBC..
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Cmputer Needed
a Lifeline
2 Choose d Question!
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DHOOM 3
John, hritik and Sahrukh on BIKE wid speed of 300 Km/Hr
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RAJNIKANT Overtakes them Wid Cycle n Says
"Beta Save Fuel
Use Cycle".
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1bar 1kisan ne apne khet me
rajnikant ka putla lagaya
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guess wat
pichle saal jo dane kabutar le gye the vo b
kabutaro ne vaapas la k de diye
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Santa or Rajnikant dono taash khel rahe the.
Rajni ke paas tin ekke the fir bhi Rajni haar gaya.
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Pata hai kyu ?
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Q ki santa ke paas tin RAJNI the.
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Once RAJINIKANTH was
playing cricket in the
monsoons..
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the Rain was cancelled due to the Match..!!
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Ekbar summer ke mausam mai achank
thundi bahut zyada badh gayi pata hai Q?
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Are Rajnikant ne apna A.c. full kiya tha.
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Unbeatable Luv of Rajnikant for his GF
Gf:Mera koi picha karte rehta h
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Rajni:ok
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Nxt day.
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Gf:Hey where is My Shadow..??
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Nokia launched new mobile NOKIA R-1 RAJNI series.
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500 gb inbuilt memory.320 mp cemara.web browsing with 50th version of opera. 8g
network.wi-fi . T.v , fridge , a.c , car all in one mobile.
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Ek baar RaJnKaNtH cricket me do six lagaye.
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Nxt day.
Newspaper me aaya ki hiroshima or nagasaki par atombomb gire.
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Breaking news-
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RAJNIKANTH added facebook and orkut as his friend.
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Ek chota sa, bacha apni choti si friend ko flying kiss kar raha tha,
lekin use wo ati nahi,thi.
pass me khade rajnikant ne use shikhaya. Aj wo bacha 'imran hasmi'se jana jata he
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RAJANIKANT says,
"yenna rascala, mind it"
wah wa.
RAJANIKANT says,
"yenna rascala, mind it"
ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!
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Once a lady sent sms to RAJNIKANTH.
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Guess what ?
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She got a new baby with delivery report.
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When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&
Now they call it as
............Wikipedia
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maa: Beta Rajnikanth,
solar heater se garam pani nhi aa raha hai?
Rajnikant:
Yanna raskala,
ruko maa suraj thik kar k ata hu..!.
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1 day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!
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Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
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Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is
"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
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Once Rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... todayknown as....
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. Google....
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. Yahoo....
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. Bing...
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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer
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Ek din rajnikant nd ek ladki patte khel rahe the tab rajnikant ke pas 3 king aaye
lekin phir b o har gaya-!
Kyon??;-
kyon ki ladki ke pas 3 rajnikant the.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha
tha..!!!
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Good News!
No more Tsunamis from now on!
On Japan's request,
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Rajnikanth has agreed to stop washing his
lungi
in the Indian Ocean..
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Once Rajnikanth was doing horse riding without horse
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today his this trick is known as
"GANGNAM STYLE"
MIND IT!!!!!!!!!
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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!
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World Cup 2015 Groups
Group A:
India,Pak,Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland
Group B:
Rajnikanth
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Best Of Rajnikant :-
One day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!:)
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ek baar ek din rajnikant ne ek khet karida aur char well khudwaya
pta
hi
kyu
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.kairem board khelne ke liye
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Once Rajnikant played FM in
mobile
1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home
frm sum galaxy n rqustd,
Mere ladke ki board exams
he.
thoda dheere bajao na
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Once Rajanikant Decided To
Stare At The Sun
The Sun Got Scared And Hid
Itself Behind The Moon..
Later This Situation Was Named
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"SOLAR ECLIPSE"
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Once mutated spider bit RAJNIKANTH and that spider is now,,
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Spider-KANTH.
;-)
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Once Rajnikant Was Angry
And He Was Standing On A Beach
Of Tamilnadu
He Kicked A Stone In Water
Now The Stone Is Known As..
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"SRI LANKA"
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Corporate Slogans as they should be:
Impossible is Rajnikanth – Adidas
The car in front is Rajnis – Toyota.
Rajnikanth at Work – General Electric (GE)
I am Rajnikanth! What? Rajnikanth I am – Reebok
Connecting Rajnikanth – Nokia
Hello Rajnikanth – Motorola
Express Rajnikanth – Airtel Cellular Service India
A Rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
Do you… rajnikanth!? – Yahoo
High Performance, Delivered – Accenture for Rajnikanth
Republic of Rajnikanth
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Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: ek chutki sindhoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???
Rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 grams.
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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
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Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
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Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
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Once Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came 1st. But Einstein died after noticing that Light came 2nd..!! -
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Finally SIR RAVINDRA JADEJA has revealed name of his guru. And he is
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Rajnikanth
Mind it!
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Anhoni ko honi karde
honi ko anhoni,
ek jagah jab Jama ho teeno
RAJNI , GAJANI aur DHONI.
Congrets team India for winning the cricket world cup .
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One night at 2AM in the morning Rajni gets a phone call saying, “Congratulation Rajnikant you have won the Noble Peace prize and an all expence paid trip to Bangkok.” Rajni puts the phone down, Mrs Rajnikant asks who was it. Rajni replies. “Some bloody telemarketing guy” .
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The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol.
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Rajnikanth got inspired by Superman , Batman and Hanuman and wanted to beat them all in a single shot so he wore underwear over lungi , grew a tail to his back and wore a bedsheet behind him.
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