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Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow. -
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Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :)
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Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
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Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.
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Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
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Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna..
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Once Rajini bought a plot with 4 wells at the corners.........
U know y??
So simple!!
To play carrom!!
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Once Rajinikant went for shooting a film in bhopal.
He had a bad stomach upset & the result was
...."BHOPAL GAS TADEGY"...
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Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
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did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...???
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Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)
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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
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Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa..
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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-
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Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya...
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Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
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ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
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Rajnikanth don't have a Twitter account,
Because no one can follow him and he's already following you.
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Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
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Gelileo used moon light to study,
Einstein used candle to study,
Newton used lamp to study
but the GREAT RAJNI used only AGARBATTI to study.
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CAT is OutDated..
Now d students have 2 prepapre for RAT..
wondering what it is..?
Rajanikant Aptitude Test...
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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants,
2 camels and 2 horses from the zoo Why?
To Play chess!!!!!!
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One day Rajinikanth' s daughter got kidnapped...!
On the very next day
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Rajinikanth kidnapped the kidnapper.
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Rajnikant recently went to Hritik,
to learn dance..
But hritik refusd
Toteach
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So he's in wheel chair in Guzarish.
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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
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To play carrom!!
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Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
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The statement "nobody can cheat death"
is a personal insult to Rajnikanth.
Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
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When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know,
he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
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Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life,
that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
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Q- Jis din aakhri Rajnikanth PJ mara jayega us din ko kya kahenge?.
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A- Rajini Ka Ant !!...
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Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”..:)
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Rajnikant enters Big Boss 4!
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Next day...
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"Rajnikant chahte hai ki Big Boss Confession Room me aaye...!"
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Someone offered a Mobile phone to RAJINI... He simply refused the offer... And that brand became the most famous mobile Company...
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Its "NoKia"
bcauz RAJINI ne usko no kia... :)
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What travels faster then sound
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Its "Light"
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I know u all were expecting it to be "Rajnikant"
His speed cannot b measured...
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People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
iPhone,
iPad, Etc..
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Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator!
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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
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Rajnikant once won...
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..argument...
with his wife :P
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Rajnikant first takes a GOLD medal...
N...dn starts race
:P
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jini rubs rajinikant & rajnikant grants him three wishes
rajnikant will star in the remake of muvi '300
Guess the name is??
'1'
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why did obama come to india ?
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To receive the payment of nasa's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali.
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy! :P
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Ek Admi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kese?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. . :P
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Dear Rajnikant,
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Please Close your Fridge Door completely..
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Sincerely,
North Indians. :P
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*Mere baare mein wikipedia pe padh lo.*
Rajni Fans : That's wrong. Wikipedia reads about itself on Rajnikanth. :P
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Don ko 11 Mulko ki police Talash Rahi Hai ..
Isliye Don Rajnikant ke ghar me chupta hai . :P
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When Rajnikant was born, rajnikant said "Mubarak ho, nurse hui hai.. :P
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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai ... !! :P
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English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
Batman- Ballebaj
She’s the man- Bobby darling
Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
Saw- Dekha
Saw2- Doabara Dekha
Saw3- Phirse Dekha
Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc-
Rajnikanth :p
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Aliens do exist. .
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They're just waiting for Rajnikant to die before they attack :P :D
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Patient: doctor I have lot of fear about my heart surgery...
Dr: then you go with your photograph to Rajnikant he will do surgery to your photo......
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