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Rajanikant's mom to Rajanikant -
Agar tumhara khelna ho gaya ho,
toh bete who Malaysia ki plane lauta do,
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puri duniya khamakha pareshaan ho rahi hain...
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Imagine the development when Rajni comes to Gujarat? Fishes will start flying!
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RaGa: Mujhe PM nahi ban na.
NaMo: Kyun kya hua? Darr gya?
RaGa: Tune choti si bat pe Rajnikanth ko kyun bula lia?
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Modi meets Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth assures
him BJP will not only win in India but also in
America, Russia, France, China, Spain, Japan..
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Ek Bar Gandhi Ji GYM Gaye, Vaha Unko Rajinikant Mila Aur Unse Bola.
Rajinikant: “Wah Re Bapu, Kya Body Hai!”
Bus Tabse, Unhone Shirt Pehenna Chod Diya
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Hillarious.....
Once Rajnikanth farted & some particles came out of his ass. Today those particles are packed & sold for Rs.10/-...
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Its called-"Rajni-gandha"
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Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online!
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once Rajnikant opened a junior college...
and name of the college was.
Rajnikant Institute of Technology for Management of Law in Medical.
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N0kia is expected 2 launch N0KIA R-1
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"Rajnikanth" series in 2014 With 10 sims at a time
500GB memory 320 M.pixels camera.
TV,Fridge,AC & Car in 1 mobile...
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Once spiderman, superman, batman, ironman, james bond, shaktiman, krrish...
All visited Rajnikant...
Do You know which day it was...?
Teacher's Day
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Kal pure INDIA me 3 hour ke liye light chali jayegi~
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Pata Hai Kyu?
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Kyuki.
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Rajnikant mobile charge karega.
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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
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'Wanted' revised...
Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai...
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Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.
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Arey O,
KisNe BOLa ki Rajni*Sir kucH bHi kAr SAktE Hai..?
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NAHI!!
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*Q-ki wOh AgAr kUCh bHi kAr PatE tO APNe tAKLe pE kHUd bAAL Ugatey*
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Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose..,
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That boy 2day is known as,
‘Himesh Reshammiya’!!
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Ek baar Rajnikant ne itna jor se paada, ki paad ke sath kuch dane baahar aa gaye.
aaj wahi dane MARKET me Rs.6 ke milte hai.
naam hai..
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Rajni Gandha:)
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People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
iPhone,
iPad, Etc..
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Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator!
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Once again, Rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows...
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Of course the site is...
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(-: ...WIKIPEDIA... :-)
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Rajnikant & A Girl were playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA) but cud not win, Why?
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Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants..
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Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ?
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Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
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Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-(
Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm....
mind it..;-)
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Ram aur Ravan ladai kr rhe the.
Ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye.
Ram- kyu? Dar gya
Ravan- abe! Piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
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The best so far on Rajni...
Shnkr bhagwan: Mera Trishul Kahan hai?
Parvti: Rajnikant le gaya...
Shnkr: Kyun?
Parvti: Maggi khane ke liye
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Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka
coach banaya gaya.
Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup,
Australian open, & WWE :)
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What is the moral of rajnikant's movie"ROBOT"?
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^Ladkiya sirf insan ka hi nahi,
MACHINE ka v dimag kharab kar sakti h..
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Breaking News:
Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai
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Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya..
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Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT" Farrar..!
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The day ROBOT was released,
Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema,
Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.
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What publicity Shahrukh managed
to get for Ra-One in 3 months,
Kolaveri got it in just 5 Day!
after all...
who is DHANUSH?
"RAJNIKANTH'S"
Son-in-law...
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Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye banta tufaan !
Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab!
ACP Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan se ?
Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad mar sakta hoon…
Rajnikanth : Sorry for sneezing…
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Lagaan ending in Rajnikanth style:
Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball…
Ball splits into 4 pieces go for 6’s. India wins!
Yenna Rascala…. Mind It !!!!!!!!!
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Rajnikant vs santa:
opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
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Rajnikanth wanted to organise a “SMALL” show for his family and friends..
And guess what………
as a result ‘Comman Wealth Games’ came to India..!!
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Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile
One Alien came at RAJNI’s home from some galaxy
and requested,
Mere ladke ki board exams hain, thoda dheere bajao na!
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Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..
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RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it...
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife…
Rajni the boss twisted his limbs and broke his eyelids…
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..!!!
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Principal – Beta, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student –
After Studying MBBS ,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor…
Principle – Whats your name Beta ?
Student – Rajnikanth!
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Worldcup 2014 schedule
GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
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once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
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Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
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Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!;-)
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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
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Vishwaroopam screening at Rajnikant’s Home"
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Rajnikant doesn't go to see a Movie. Movie comes to see Rajnikant.... :p :
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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
How to open the door without Ringing the bell
Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya -_-
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Bacha:" DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:" Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:" Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya...
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Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
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ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
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ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
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