barish hui aur bhig gaye hum,
wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
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Are aage kya hua?
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Hona kya tha..
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"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D
RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant...
Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke
Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do
Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar
Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud
Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate
Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban
Payegaaa...!!;-)
Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
Toofani anderi raat mein...
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
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"gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota
Ek Baar Rajnikath Ne Powder Liya Tha Apne Daat Ko Mazbuut Karne Keliye Aaj Woh Powder Ambuja Cement Ke Naam Se Jaana Jaata Hein.
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
Cant beat this one-
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Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik se sawdhan.! :-
# Ting-Tong #*@*
tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
12/12/12
Its Rajnikant Ji’s Birthday Today…
And That Too Sir Ji On The Last
Repetitive Date That This Generation
Will See (12th December, 2012-
12/12/12)
Rajnikant Ji Turns 62 Today
Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
Rajnikant’s Power
Talwar Baazi Ke
Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do
Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar
Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud
Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate
Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban
Payegaaa…!!;-)
RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there
Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!
Otherwise u know Rajnikant…
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum,
wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
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Are aage kya hua?
?
?
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?
Hona kya tha..
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“RAJNIKANTH”ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum..:D
ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat….
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota….:)
11) Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????
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har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG , loo G , suno G…
IN 2010 rajinikant released A
Film ka
named
ROBOT
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The history is repeat
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IN 3010
Robot is will Released A Film named
Rajikant
ek baar rajnikath ne powder liya tha apne daat ko mazbuut karne keliye aaj woh powder ambuja cement ke naam se jaana jaata hein..
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ……..
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!
Bacha:” DAD aapko pata chale ki Me 1st Division
me paas hua to aap ko kesa Lage ga..???
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DAD:” Mai to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga..
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Bacha:” Basss,, isi Darr se Me Fail ho gya…
PA1
Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se
gir gaya
Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh
userupaya nai mila
kyo??
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Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche
pahunch gaya tha
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Pata he zyada ho gaya -
Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
How to open the door without Ringing the bell
Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
Vishwaroopam screening at Rajnikant’s Home”
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Rajnikant doesn’t go to see a Movie. Movie comes to see Rajnikant…. :p :O
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.
Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
What Would Have Happened If Rajnikant Was Born 150 years Ago ????????????
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Britishers Would Have Fought For Independence !!!!!!!!!
did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947…???
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Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949…;)
Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6′s.
India wins!!
Classic Insult
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AIEEE result declared:
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A boy messages his rank to his gf.
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She replied: naya number liya
hai kya :p
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth..
Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid.
Now the kid is known as…
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Emran hashmi.:)
Worldcup 2014 schedule
GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?
Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.
Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???
What publicity Shahrukh managed
to get for Ra-One in 3 months,
Kolaveri got it in just 5 Day!
after all…
who is DHANUSH?
“RAJNIKANTH’S”
Son-in-law…
The day ROBOT was released,
Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Some actors set benchmarks in cinema,
Rajnikanth sets deskmarks.
Breaking News:
Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai
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Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya..
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Cycle Driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar..!
1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo
Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K
Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.
Ek Makan Ma AAG Lagi
Public: Andar Koik 6, Ene jaldi bahar Kadho
Rajnikant Aag Ma Kudi andar Gyo
Andar jaine Joyu to Naresh Kanodia Havan karto hato.
Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
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Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena,
Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.
Micheal Jackson didn’t died by drugs ovr doze,
those wer rumours!!
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He got major heart attack after seeing that
he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikanth!!