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Once Rajanikant decided to stare at the Sun
The sun got scared and hid itself behind the Moon
Later this situation was named as
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SOLAR ECLIPSE.
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1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy, he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom
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today that boy is famous as “HARRY POTTER”
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Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him
which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyone’s surprise he started laughing and replied’ “Do you really
think they are jokes?”
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Rajnikant Savare Uthine Morning Walk Ma NIkryo,
Bapore U.S Police Tene Pakdi Lidho…
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Kem Ke Te Visa Vagar Chalto- Chalto America Pochi Gayo Hato.
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Khatarnak andhari rat ma,
12 vage…
1 bhoot bija bhoot ne samjavto hato,
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Dar nai aa tara dimag no vahem 6.
Rajnikat Vajnikant jevu kai nathi hotu.
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if you Google search “Rajnikant Getting kicked”
you will generate zero results.
It just does not happen.
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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
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Rajnikant on kbc”,-
Amitabhji-
Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae…
On camputer screen- cn i use life line….?
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Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant’s Son-in-LawIf Rajni himself would have
Sungit thenit would have been declared
as National Anthem!!..;-):-D
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Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
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1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus.
2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem.
3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford.
4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him.
5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
“RAJNIKANTH”ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
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Dhoom 3
John,Hirtik nad Aamir on bike with speed of 200 km-hr
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Rajinikanth overtakes them with Bicycle and says
“Beta save fuel… Use cycle”
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Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i’ll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?
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Rajnikant: mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai?
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naresh kanodia: Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
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When I was in school,
someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it.
“OXFORD DICTIONARY” Crazy People..!
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By: Rajnikant..!
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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,,
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Takat Pane K Liye
Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours… can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it.
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In one of Rajanikanth’s movie, he is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.
Guess, what he does…….
He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster &
the knife kills the middle one.
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Facebook Aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,
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Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi
Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai…..
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Ek din Rajnikant nd ek ladki patte khel rahe the tab rajnikant ke pas 3 king aaye
lekin phir b o har gaya-!
Kyon??;-
kyon ki ladki ke pas 3 rajnikant the.
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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer.
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Once Rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... todayknown as....
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Once Rajnikanth was doing horse riding without horse
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today his this trick is known as
"GANGNAM STYLE"
MIND IT!!!!!!!!!
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Good News!
No more Tsunamis from now on!
On Japan's request,
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Rajnikanth has agreed to stop washing his
lungi
in the Indian Ocean..
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Yahoo was shocked on this,
when it saw rajini’s email id is
Yahoo@rajnikanth.com!!
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Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,
wah wah…. wah wah
Barsaat Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum,
Rajnikanth Ne Phoonk Maari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum.
LOLssss
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Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,
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Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.
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Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary.
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You Can’t Do What Rajnikanth Can
Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye banta tufaan !
Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab!
ACP Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan se ?
Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad mar sakta hoon…
Rajnikanth : Sorry for sneezing…
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Who can stop 1000 cars with one hand .??
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Answer:
It’s traffic Police..!!
sab kuch rajnikant thode na karega;
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Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student:
It’s strange, how is it possible?
Indian Rajinikanth solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT !!
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Rajnikant vs Santa:
Opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to 0
aur vertically karo to 3
Rajnikant Lost!
badda aaya Rajnikant..!!
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Worldcup 2015 schedule
GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….
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once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”
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Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins!!
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Highlight of the year 2050….!!! 1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22. 2. Golmaal 15 isready for release. 3. I will play the next world cup –Sachin Tendulkar. 4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding. 5.Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
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What Would Have Happened If Rajnikant Was Born 150 years Ago ????????????
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Britishers Would Have Fought For Independence !!!!!!!!!
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Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
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Rajnikant apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana.adhe ghante bad party me 1 ufo utra aur.usme se alien nikal kar bola: plz awaz kam kar lo mere bete ka kal exam hai.
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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
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Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!;-)
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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P
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Vishwaroopam screening at Rajnikant’s Home"
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Rajnikant doesn't go to see a Movie. Movie comes to see Rajnikant.... :p :O :D
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Once Rajnikanth teachs a kid
How to open the door without Ringing the bell
Now that kid is know as Cid inspector Daya.
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Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
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IN 2010 rajinikant released A
Film ka
named
ROBOT
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The history is repeat
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IN 3010
Robot is will Released A Film named
Rajikant
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Who is the first indians to use 4G ?????
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har baar rajnikanth nhi hota hai ? he is anil kapoor!!!!!
aG, oG , loo G , suno G...
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Ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)
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